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sopeachily.bsky.social
allison 🌙
@sopeachily.bsky.social
just a peach. only slightly bruised

my typos are none of my business

phantasmal bisexual

CLE » PDX | she/her ☄️
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they're saying im not allowed to have two boyfriends who are also boyfriends with each other and a beautiful wife. god forbid a gal has dreams and ambitions 🙄
my clumsy fingers have been tapping all sorts of wrong buttons lately. I just twitched and BOOKMARKED a random post like some heathen. YEESH
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the summoning ritual has succeeded 😈
I absolutely know I am extra grumpy this week because the audio erotica guy I adore hasn't posted in almost two weeks so I am suffering in the thirst mines, absolutely parched.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
workshopping ways to make my years of celibacy from poor mental health sound better(?):

- restructuring led to major layoffs in the social interaction department
- on hiatus until a new season of being slutty drops
- taking a sabbatical for my burnout (caused by being soooo cool and sexy)
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I absolutely know I am extra grumpy this week because the audio erotica guy I adore hasn't posted in almost two weeks so I am suffering in the thirst mines, absolutely parched.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
had a dream about scraggly , soot-covered ghost dogs who'd run around and bite at flames to cause them to flare up and scorch everything and maybe burn your house down.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don't like doing quote posting trends (anxiety), but "post a movie that was filmed where you're from" would be The Bye Bye Man. No, I haven't seen it, but I do know the house is one in my hometown that I always loved to pass by and look at. It's a public park/historical area now which is nice.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
thinking back about the self check-in baggage kiosks at the airport and how half of the 8 were out of order, 1 ran out of stickers, and none of them had any scanner that a single person there could make work, even with multiple pictures. truly a harrowing experience to share at 4am with strangers
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.

Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.

The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.

(divine.video)
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Please do not rake the leaves out of your yards. I am sleeping under them.
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
sauteing onions for a delicious soup: yes!!! haha, fuck yeha!!

every piece of clothing I was wearing smelling like onions afterwards: well this sucks, what the fuck??
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
need a little pixie/elf/whatnot to sneak into my house, measure all my art, and get everything framed for me. I have so many beautiful pieces I'm not appreciating properly!!
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
classic case of making a delicious soup and then egregiously burning my tongue because I'm so impatient to eat it
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Mia has not tried to eat these mums I was given, which is wonderful because flowers bring me so much joy but I can never have them around since she usually attempts to make herself sick or dead by eating them
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
really appreciate unique human idiosyncrasies now more than ever, what with all the AI bullshit flooding every aspect of our lives
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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I shattered your clay pots. I opened your chest. I stole the precious elixir hidden in your grandfather clock. And all you have to say is "the throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage"?!

Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
was over at my friend's house yesterday and she picks up an object from her dining room table and goes "you want a vibrating cock ring?" and I grabbed it no hesitation before realizing I have no use for it considering my severe lack of sexual activity. but my heart was in the right place
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
love to try to use a dumb AI chatbot to cancel an automatic order I forgot to skip, but the bot can't understand the request and then just spouts off company policy that a human would immediately bypass. so then I use the contact form to email the company's support and the same bot replies :)
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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All a diva needs to sort out a bad day
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
had a dream I had to listen to a sound a plant was making but I put it too close to my ear and it got stuck in there. woke up with a stuffy feeling ear
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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almost cried seeing this in the furniture store
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
it always feels so nice when you text someone out of the blue because you miss them and haven't spoken in ages and they go "omg I was JUST thinking about you" 🥹 my heart feels full
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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"i wish for more old man yaoi"
a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
ALT: a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
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November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM