the line I've had in my bio for years is mega cope since I ABSOLUTELY care about all my typos and writing goofs/gaffes, but I need to get ahead of the inevitable somehow

used "absolutely" twice. fucking mortifying UGH

😭😭😭😭

took one out into the snow and he laid down in it and turned into a great pyrenees, and I snuggled with him until I realized he felt like a blanket and then I jolted out of bed because I realized I was sleeping in too late

the word "career" makes me shudder horribly but that means I'll just be working some job to get by with no real safety net until I die so woohoo

cleveland airport never lets me down with the amount of compliments I get while I'm there though, which is a small recompense for so many people staring at me like they've never seen brightly colored hair in their life.

you're so beautiful and brave

this post brought to you by me wanting to wear my comfiest leggings because I have cramps but I wore them the other night while making soup and they are hopeless until I launder them :(