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Mike Cook
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Former vendor in The Show.
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I'd Rather Be the Pope

Prince Donald's Republican reign has been less than purple, but the controversy of the image of him wearing a papal mitre has Catholics saying he can never take the place of their man. Maybe he should have worn a raspberry beret.

by Maureen Dowd
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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We will be eliminating funding for Head Start, PBS, childhood vaccines, and student loans. However, we will be offering a one-time $5000 check to new parents. All right, young women: Start making those babies!

by J.D. Vance and Elon Musk
May 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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The Shedeur Sanders prank call points to a bigger problem for the NFL. If a 21-year-old can easily get phone numbers from his dad's iPad, how hard can it be to get inside information to use for gambling?
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
The Shedeur Sanders prank call shows how inside information can be misused
It came to light as an NFL version of The Jerky Boys.
www.nbcsports.com
April 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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People are being too hard on Donald Trump for crying out “Vladimir, stop!” Anybody can forget their safe word.
April 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Have to say…

Paying my taxes this year —given the current oligarchy-express—was particularly bitter.
April 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Have we really become so woke that we are no longer comfortable sending innocent people to die in torture camps?
April 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say, privately, the couple disapproves of causing a worldwide recession for no reason.
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Charlie Brown grew up. Became middle-aged. Got real therapy (sorry Lucy) and took meds for his crippling anxiety and depression. When Snoopy died, he went back to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm and got a dog named Fuzz.

And then he changed his name to Ziggy.

Discuss.
April 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hummus goes right through me. Is this normal? Or am I a tad delicate?
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April 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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France is moving far too fast against Marine Le Pen.

by Merrick Garland
March 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Morning, London.

#TeslaTakedown.
March 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Protest is the new brunch.
March 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.
March 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Txt STOP to opt-out of updates on secret war plans.
March 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Resist.
March 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Men of a certain age across Ohio will melt when they get a phone call from Eddie George asking if their son might be interested in playing football for THE Bowling Green State University.
Tennessee State head coach and former Heisman Trophy winner, Eddie George, is your next head coach of Bowling Green State University, per Dave Briggs of the Toledo Blade. Absolutely monumental hire, especially given the time of year. #AyZiggy
March 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
March 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
canvasrebel.com
March 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall
GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
March 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Could Roosevelt have stopped the Blitz by cutting off Churchill from Lend-Lease? Our experts weigh in.
March 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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i'm stealing this from someone on twitter but the difference in body language here is due to the fact that both of these men are condemned to eternal damnation in the deepest circle of Hell but only Rubio realizes it
February 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
March 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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When does all the winning start?
CSPAN Caller from West Virginia: I’m a diabetic and I’m on Medicare. When Biden was in there, my insulin was $6 for a 28 day supply. I just went to CVS, it went back up to $80…
March 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM