Alex Macomber
@solipschism.bsky.social
I do a lot of things, none of them good | any pronouns, ve/ver/vis is especially nice
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(flipping through a Where's Waldo book) beach. carnival. market. museum
September 23, 2023 at 12:46 AM
(flipping through a Where's Waldo book) beach. carnival. market. museum
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Hot pot! A great way to spend the day
November 23, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Hot pot! A great way to spend the day
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To be fair she DOES look like a chicken
November 24, 2023 at 1:07 PM
To be fair she DOES look like a chicken
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Earlier this morning I was watching two crows outside fighting over a toothbrush.
Crows dont even have teeth. its just capitalism making them want things they dont need.
Crows dont even have teeth. its just capitalism making them want things they dont need.
July 19, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Earlier this morning I was watching two crows outside fighting over a toothbrush.
Crows dont even have teeth. its just capitalism making them want things they dont need.
Crows dont even have teeth. its just capitalism making them want things they dont need.
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“wanna hit my jong?”
November 17, 2023 at 12:27 AM
“wanna hit my jong?”
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Me if i was a lawyer : Your honor im filing a motion to dismiss
Judge : why
Me if i was a lawyer : because motion for the prosecution to go fuck themselves isnt a thing
Judge : why
Me if i was a lawyer : because motion for the prosecution to go fuck themselves isnt a thing
October 30, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Me if i was a lawyer : Your honor im filing a motion to dismiss
Judge : why
Me if i was a lawyer : because motion for the prosecution to go fuck themselves isnt a thing
Judge : why
Me if i was a lawyer : because motion for the prosecution to go fuck themselves isnt a thing
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I don't know. At this point, do I want a scrub? Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holler at me. He has friends AND he's putting in the effort to communicate with me. Why am I so afraid of love?
October 28, 2023 at 3:43 AM
I don't know. At this point, do I want a scrub? Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holler at me. He has friends AND he's putting in the effort to communicate with me. Why am I so afraid of love?
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According to sources familiar with his thinking, the BABADOOK (I-AZ) is not considering a run for Speaker at this time, preferring instead to focus on his committee work
October 20, 2023 at 6:36 PM
According to sources familiar with his thinking, the BABADOOK (I-AZ) is not considering a run for Speaker at this time, preferring instead to focus on his committee work
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Reskeet if you support non-binary people or if you can get enough of the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
October 19, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Reskeet if you support non-binary people or if you can get enough of the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Courtesy of a friend of mine who chose to make me laugh out loud at work
October 17, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Courtesy of a friend of mine who chose to make me laugh out loud at work
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nothing like a little middle east war to remind us that everyone in charge of everything is intensely evil and insanely stupid
October 12, 2023 at 12:57 AM
nothing like a little middle east war to remind us that everyone in charge of everything is intensely evil and insanely stupid
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I’m gonna need this tattooed on the inside of my eyelids
October 11, 2023 at 4:56 PM
I’m gonna need this tattooed on the inside of my eyelids
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everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person
October 9, 2023 at 9:07 PM
everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person
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Has Joe Biden considered making war illegal? Seems like that would help
October 9, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Has Joe Biden considered making war illegal? Seems like that would help
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when i accidentally buy the kleenex with lotion
October 3, 2023 at 1:52 PM
when i accidentally buy the kleenex with lotion
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This is the gayest fucking shit I’ve ever seen (complimentary- huge fan/homosexual)
October 2, 2023 at 11:39 PM
This is the gayest fucking shit I’ve ever seen (complimentary- huge fan/homosexual)
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having recently traveled to Ireland and seen the bog bodies of (maybe) kings who were thrown into the bog to bring about better weather, I would like to propose a radical new plan to address the climate crisis
September 26, 2023 at 4:02 PM
having recently traveled to Ireland and seen the bog bodies of (maybe) kings who were thrown into the bog to bring about better weather, I would like to propose a radical new plan to address the climate crisis
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my life is all oopsies no daisies
September 19, 2023 at 7:55 PM
my life is all oopsies no daisies