@arseblog.com My son, after hearing about the NLD score: "It's gonna be a goodly fuckin' morning!" His mother is delighted with both of us

I just scared the shit out of my entire family

I suppose my greatest objection to using Chat GPT instead of writing yourself is that you cannot convince anyone to do anything unless you know how to use words well. 🧵

:)

fucking sack him ffs

Well, I wonder which one I'll use today.

The most wholesome thing you'll see today - Gabriel Magalhães daughter singing his song 😊

time was on twitter you could make a cask of amontillado joke and everyone would eat that stuff up. people loved getting the reference. they’re probably expecting one at the end of this post. there’s not. but i can show you where one is

the ONLY opsec tip you really need is shut the fuck up. in all circumstances. shut up. stop talking. about everything

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Trying to get work done while my boss keeps emailing me

Time for my favourite internet find of all time

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss