Beaux Buckley 🩵
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@softboywonder on Venmo
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Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
That one was mine
January 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That one was mine
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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it won't fix anything but might i suggest eating a sandwich anyway
January 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
it won't fix anything but might i suggest eating a sandwich anyway
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Beware! Could be a gateway to lasagna or, even worse, ravioli.
January 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Beware! Could be a gateway to lasagna or, even worse, ravioli.
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despite my best efforts, coffee is not, in fact, food
January 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
despite my best efforts, coffee is not, in fact, food
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The person who invented mashed potato. What was going on there. Probably the greatest save in history. Accidentally dropped dinner but it's ok turns out it's actually improved it
January 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The person who invented mashed potato. What was going on there. Probably the greatest save in history. Accidentally dropped dinner but it's ok turns out it's actually improved it
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y'all remember pickle rick? man that was awesome
January 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
y'all remember pickle rick? man that was awesome
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I hope there’s a Ratatouille sequel where Linguini gets invited to an international cooking competition and finds out that all the other chefs are also puppeteered by other animals.
And there’s one chef that is controlled by 100.000 ants.
And there’s one chef that is controlled by 100.000 ants.
January 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I hope there’s a Ratatouille sequel where Linguini gets invited to an international cooking competition and finds out that all the other chefs are also puppeteered by other animals.
And there’s one chef that is controlled by 100.000 ants.
And there’s one chef that is controlled by 100.000 ants.
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(the entirety of "last resort" by papa roach blasting at full volume in my head) no problem 👍
January 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
(the entirety of "last resort" by papa roach blasting at full volume in my head) no problem 👍
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Movie Fun Fact:
Darth Vader didn’t actually say, “Luke, I am your father.”
The actual line from the movie is, “Guess who your father is, Luke? Never mind, I’ll just tell you. It’s me. That’s right. Me. Darth Vader. The last one you’d expect. Pretty shocking isn’t it?”
Darth Vader didn’t actually say, “Luke, I am your father.”
The actual line from the movie is, “Guess who your father is, Luke? Never mind, I’ll just tell you. It’s me. That’s right. Me. Darth Vader. The last one you’d expect. Pretty shocking isn’t it?”
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Movie Fun Fact:
Darth Vader didn’t actually say, “Luke, I am your father.”
The actual line from the movie is, “Guess who your father is, Luke? Never mind, I’ll just tell you. It’s me. That’s right. Me. Darth Vader. The last one you’d expect. Pretty shocking isn’t it?”
Darth Vader didn’t actually say, “Luke, I am your father.”
The actual line from the movie is, “Guess who your father is, Luke? Never mind, I’ll just tell you. It’s me. That’s right. Me. Darth Vader. The last one you’d expect. Pretty shocking isn’t it?”
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I've watched almost six and a half hours of Godfather movies and this son of a bitch still hasn't fathered God. Well, here's hoping for Part III
January 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I've watched almost six and a half hours of Godfather movies and this son of a bitch still hasn't fathered God. Well, here's hoping for Part III
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Not at all hard to believe that Willem Dafoe's Eberhart character in Nosferatu is just how he rolls normally
January 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not at all hard to believe that Willem Dafoe's Eberhart character in Nosferatu is just how he rolls normally
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I wish i was smaller so that I could ratatouille people
January 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I wish i was smaller so that I could ratatouille people
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(explaining my pyramid scheme to somebody I’m trying to recruit) there are levels to this
January 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
(explaining my pyramid scheme to somebody I’m trying to recruit) there are levels to this
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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I wanna hear the Johnny Cash version
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I wanna hear the Johnny Cash version
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I went out last night with a dyslexic experimental physicist (sorta like a quantum mechanic) who was so excited I knew about the Higgs boson he sprang a hadron during dinner.
January 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I went out last night with a dyslexic experimental physicist (sorta like a quantum mechanic) who was so excited I knew about the Higgs boson he sprang a hadron during dinner.
January 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Hi, ASL interpreter of 30 yrs & a person w/ Deaf family here.
In response to the anti-ASL horseshit going around:
ASL and English are not the same language.
ASL has no written form.
Reading English subs is not = to seeing ASL & many Deaf ppl need sign to fully understand info.
In response to the anti-ASL horseshit going around:
ASL and English are not the same language.
ASL has no written form.
Reading English subs is not = to seeing ASL & many Deaf ppl need sign to fully understand info.
January 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hi, ASL interpreter of 30 yrs & a person w/ Deaf family here.
In response to the anti-ASL horseshit going around:
ASL and English are not the same language.
ASL has no written form.
Reading English subs is not = to seeing ASL & many Deaf ppl need sign to fully understand info.
In response to the anti-ASL horseshit going around:
ASL and English are not the same language.
ASL has no written form.
Reading English subs is not = to seeing ASL & many Deaf ppl need sign to fully understand info.