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this is really how we're all gonna spend our early middle age huh
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This is violence
BBC Breakfast this morning had a long segment about the 30th anniversary of Windows 95. So what vintage computer did they put in the studio as a handy prop?

#windows95
August 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Lads the HONK I just honked
August 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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if you complain about being uncomfortable in public because of minorities you don't have real problems and should be hit on the head with a big rock
not so fast dickhead
August 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Weird that people are so upset about the position that “presumably you will support us because what choice do you have” is not motivating or good politics
February 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Slightly buried the lede but: if you're a queer couple and you want to get married ASAP in a state with strong protections before Obergefell inevitably gets overturned by fascists I will do an officiate for you for free (if you drop by the shop when I'm here just call/email ahead to make sure I am).
Would you like to get married at a cozy comic book shop? This is not a joke or Valentine's Day meme Wing actually has a level in cleric and can officiate marriages legally. Completely free for queer couples who wanna get paperwork done and have a simple thing. Email us if you want something more.
February 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
@eve6.bsky.social literally got mad at fountains of wayne on the summerfest schedule and then i saw you're taking over for adam and now i'm like
a woman wearing a black shirt is looking at the camera
Alt: it's the kombucha face meme lady
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
dr. palmer knows what's up
LGBTQIA+ As we resist those who claim diversity distorts scholarship, let’s run through the acronym & show how easy it is to find the rainbow in every era. We don’t even need to look beyond the Renaissance celebrities that are household names! 1/?
(Countdown to Inventing the Renaissance)
February 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I earnestly think Kelis described this better than anyone else
February 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
anyway i just emailed josh kaul's office, so that is (1) infinitesimally productive thing i have done today
February 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
being home with covid and being unable to focus on anything well enough to adequately wfh but being unable to afford to take another 1/16 of my PTO sure is the actual fucking worst
February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The remarkable irony of the cryptocurrency crowd, originally embracing crypto because it was outside the bounds of any state oversight, now crying out for the state to authorize it as legitimate, has been something truly incredible and pathetic.
February 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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LETS. GET. KIIIIIINNNNNDDDDD
September 24, 2023 at 2:38 PM
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whatever ends up happening to bsky I think it's beautiful a platform Jack conceived as a libertarian crypto wonderland was colonized by so many trans folks and leftist shitposters he deleted his account

get owned, nerd lol
September 16, 2023 at 2:59 PM
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we sat at the bar and made this. I am too high and/or drunk to defend any of my choices
September 3, 2023 at 2:17 AM
someone on discord just called barbie "fight club (2023 (for girls))" and i'm just gonna need everyone else to pack it in today because if i see a take more deranged than that i think reality's going to collapse in on itself
August 28, 2023 at 4:56 PM
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2023 isn't "a weird time in history," we're living through the inevitable conclusion to doing everything wrong
August 27, 2023 at 2:59 PM
fellas, you ever just get so emotionally exhausted that you spend two workdays staring at the screen screaming at yourself that you need to do something and you just. can't.
August 25, 2023 at 4:14 PM
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After extensive research, I bring you:

Laser Crab: 4K Remaster
August 23, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
August 9, 2023 at 1:44 PM
happy baldur's gate 3 release day to all who celebrate
August 3, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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*cocks shotgun* I said EVERYBODY walk the dinosaur
July 24, 2023 at 9:41 PM
hello world
July 25, 2023 at 6:27 PM