Michael, sometimes Mikey, never Mike
@socalledmichael.bsky.social
A baron, some have called me.
Pinned
Missed a few last year but hopefully not starting in October will make things accurate.
2026:
2026:
January 22, 2026 at 10:25 PM
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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If you're a fan of any game, going on its subreddit is probably the worst thing you can do
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
If you're a fan of any game, going on its subreddit is probably the worst thing you can do
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alright I’m quitting twitter, I’m really gonna quit this time. checking in to the methadone app.
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 AM
alright I’m quitting twitter, I’m really gonna quit this time. checking in to the methadone app.
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
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Vibe
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Vibe
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Split second sunrise. This sunrise had a life span of ten minutes. The clouds moved in quickly and blanketed the sky for the rest of the day.
#scape #forestfriday #sunrise #eastcoastkin #photography #trees #landscape
#scape #forestfriday #sunrise #eastcoastkin #photography #trees #landscape
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Split second sunrise. This sunrise had a life span of ten minutes. The clouds moved in quickly and blanketed the sky for the rest of the day.
#scape #forestfriday #sunrise #eastcoastkin #photography #trees #landscape
#scape #forestfriday #sunrise #eastcoastkin #photography #trees #landscape
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
Missed a few last year but hopefully not starting in October will make things accurate.
2026:
2026:
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Missed a few last year but hopefully not starting in October will make things accurate.
2026:
2026:
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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the comments on last years jake paul video have been gold
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
the comments on last years jake paul video have been gold
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my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
The most reddit thing I swear
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The most reddit thing I swear
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
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My dog looking at me while I poop as if he's saying "so it just goes away? That's crazy, but I'm happy for you"
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My dog looking at me while I poop as if he's saying "so it just goes away? That's crazy, but I'm happy for you"
New personality just dropped
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
New personality just dropped
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god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
I need to be stopped
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I need to be stopped
Gonna keep a thread of things I've watched/played/read but first some honorable mentions from so far this year 2025:
October 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Gonna keep a thread of things I've watched/played/read but first some honorable mentions from so far this year 2025: