Tortured Warrior Poet
@snorlaxdivine.bsky.social
Together, we can bully the chuds back to Twitter
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This is just to say
I have drank
the breastmilk
that was in
the Blizzard icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for a baby
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
-Mark "Grummz" Kern
I have drank
the breastmilk
that was in
the Blizzard icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for a baby
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
-Mark "Grummz" Kern
March 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This is just to say
I have drank
the breastmilk
that was in
the Blizzard icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for a baby
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
-Mark "Grummz" Kern
I have drank
the breastmilk
that was in
the Blizzard icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for a baby
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
-Mark "Grummz" Kern
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during grummz time at blizzard, red 5, and his time when he was supposed to be working on em8er and to 3 days ago, he’s living a second life
here are all the details with the archival evidence + more
timeline video:
here are all the details with the archival evidence + more
timeline video:
Goonernomicon: Grummz | Part 1
YouTube video by MLYP
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
during grummz time at blizzard, red 5, and his time when he was supposed to be working on em8er and to 3 days ago, he’s living a second life
here are all the details with the archival evidence + more
timeline video:
here are all the details with the archival evidence + more
timeline video:
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Once people see the breast milk bottle in the vagina photo I think it’ll break the internet
March 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Once people see the breast milk bottle in the vagina photo I think it’ll break the internet
The discord rules and is full of cool people. A great community
with many of newer listeners of my podcast western kabuki coming from bluesky, we thought it’d be apt to repromote our discord server! it’s a very active point in our community and you don’t really have to be a listener to join! so feel free to join us here
Join the Western Kabuki Discord Server!
A server for fans of the Western Kabuki podcast. | 1840 members
discord.gg
December 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
The discord rules and is full of cool people. A great community
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phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness
December 4, 2024 at 5:44 PM
phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness
Marijuana and Seinfeld. Never kill yourself
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Marijuana and Seinfeld. Never kill yourself
I want Colin Farrell to give a Cynthia Erivo-esque go-ahead to sing along with the music of the film Miami Vice in a crowded theatre.
November 30, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I want Colin Farrell to give a Cynthia Erivo-esque go-ahead to sing along with the music of the film Miami Vice in a crowded theatre.
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white couple looking for a third: cracker want a poly?
November 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM
white couple looking for a third: cracker want a poly?
Shrinking has been great this season
November 29, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Shrinking has been great this season
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Everybody be kind today. millions of Americans watching this football game are about to discover Jelly Roll for the first time and may need some time to process
November 28, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Everybody be kind today. millions of Americans watching this football game are about to discover Jelly Roll for the first time and may need some time to process
Moana 2… more like Meh-ona 2
November 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Moana 2… more like Meh-ona 2
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Proud member of the Poet Torture Society
November 28, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Proud member of the Poet Torture Society
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Thanksgiving has been infected by the Woke Mind Virus
November 28, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Thanksgiving has been infected by the Woke Mind Virus
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Elon Musk is a pedophile.
November 28, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Elon Musk is a pedophile.
Anyone who says video games have gone too woke deserves to get beat with hammers until they are lightly damaged
November 28, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Anyone who says video games have gone too woke deserves to get beat with hammers until they are lightly damaged
I got a ticket for Wicked. Bringing my switchblade and hammers just in case I see people trying to take photos of the screen.
November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I got a ticket for Wicked. Bringing my switchblade and hammers just in case I see people trying to take photos of the screen.
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
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The animals who take photos during screenings of Wicked should be grounded by their parents. If the parents are not willing to do the right thing then reeducation through labour is the logical next step
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 PM
The animals who take photos during screenings of Wicked should be grounded by their parents. If the parents are not willing to do the right thing then reeducation through labour is the logical next step
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no offense but i’d pay bluesky a small amount of every month compared to not doing it for twitter because elon musk is evil and so far bluesky hasn’t been evil. not having any ads on here at all has been a major reason why this platform rocks too and i’d contribute a little to keep it that way
Bluesky will be launching a subscription service by the end of the year. There are no details yet on how many tiers. Premium tiers will likely include higher-resolution pics, more/longer video uploads, and profile/page customization aesthetics. Longer term, there's a monetization plan for creators.
November 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
no offense but i’d pay bluesky a small amount of every month compared to not doing it for twitter because elon musk is evil and so far bluesky hasn’t been evil. not having any ads on here at all has been a major reason why this platform rocks too and i’d contribute a little to keep it that way
So far I have seen none of the worst Nazis and capital G Gamers on here. This place might be nice
November 25, 2024 at 2:12 AM
So far I have seen none of the worst Nazis and capital G Gamers on here. This place might be nice
Joined the echo chamber. Let’s fill the chamber with enough insults that we scare the worst people on the internet back to their dark corners of Twitter
November 25, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Joined the echo chamber. Let’s fill the chamber with enough insults that we scare the worst people on the internet back to their dark corners of Twitter