ErinFromTheOffice
@erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social
I'm running for President in 2028. This is not a joke. Ask me about my platform, specifically my plans for using Presidential Immunity™ to solve America's problems
I ate all I could, which was more than I should. But it's not called all-you-should-eat.
There are not a lot of good all-you-can-eat sushi places. I recently found one. I'm very excited.
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I ate all I could, which was more than I should. But it's not called all-you-should-eat.
There are not a lot of good all-you-can-eat sushi places. I recently found one. I'm very excited.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
There are not a lot of good all-you-can-eat sushi places. I recently found one. I'm very excited.
Mario Kart Korea Mart
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Mario Kart Korea Mart
Georgian food is so good, y'all
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Georgian food is so good, y'all
Trans rights
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trans rights
I'm simply saying we don't need conservatives. They add nothing to society and have never been right about anything.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm simply saying we don't need conservatives. They add nothing to society and have never been right about anything.
Corndogs are so good
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Corndogs are so good
Everyone loves videos of nazis getting suckerpunched. Make more of them.
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Everyone loves videos of nazis getting suckerpunched. Make more of them.
If you elect me President, I think every car dealership owner's boat is being used to traffic drugs.
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If you elect me President, I think every car dealership owner's boat is being used to traffic drugs.
Assume Clay Higgins is a pedophile until proven otherwise.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Assume Clay Higgins is a pedophile until proven otherwise.
Ban sports gambling ads. And then ban sports gambling.
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ban sports gambling ads. And then ban sports gambling.
Mac and cheese made with Reames frozen egg noodles
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mac and cheese made with Reames frozen egg noodles
What did Maggie Haberman know and when did she know it?
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What did Maggie Haberman know and when did she know it?
The solution to elite impunity is to elect me President.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The solution to elite impunity is to elect me President.
Don't overthink it. Pete Hegseth can't grow a beard and he's insecure about it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Don't overthink it. Pete Hegseth can't grow a beard and he's insecure about it.
Pam Bondi was also in charge of Florida's case against trump U until trump gave her $50,000 and then she dropped the case.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Pam Bondi was also in charge of Florida's case against trump U until trump gave her $50,000 and then she dropped the case.
There's are three kinds of Republicans:
1. Pedophiles
2. Pedophiles
3. Pedophiles
1. Pedophiles
2. Pedophiles
3. Pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
There's are three kinds of Republicans:
1. Pedophiles
2. Pedophiles
3. Pedophiles
1. Pedophiles
2. Pedophiles
3. Pedophiles
The solution to all of this is to l elect me President. You will be amazed at what I can do with 4 years of Presidential Immunity™
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The solution to all of this is to l elect me President. You will be amazed at what I can do with 4 years of Presidential Immunity™
If you elect me President, The Baileys will be executed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you elect me President, The Baileys will be executed.
This is a central pillar of my 2028 Presidential platform. Any Democrat running who isn't promising mass executions is unfit for the job.
Broadview is a concentration camp and the people who devised this as a system and the goons implementing it deserve to be hanged. It needs to be said.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is a central pillar of my 2028 Presidential platform. Any Democrat running who isn't promising mass executions is unfit for the job.
I'm the only Democratic Presidential nominee with the courage. I will be your retribution.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm the only Democratic Presidential nominee with the courage. I will be your retribution.
This guy is a nepobaby plumber.
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This guy is a nepobaby plumber.
Dick Cheney wanted Dems to have a full day of celebration, not just an evening.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dick Cheney wanted Dems to have a full day of celebration, not just an evening.
If anyone fired from Teen Vogue wants an exclusive first interview with the most exciting 2028 Democratic Presidential candidate, my DMs are open.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If anyone fired from Teen Vogue wants an exclusive first interview with the most exciting 2028 Democratic Presidential candidate, my DMs are open.