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A list of five more ways to say “nobody asked you” from around the world…
5. Deal with your own cabbages (Italian)
4. Keep your own owl straight (Punjabi)
3. Go and wipe your own nose (Korean)
2. Why is this making your arse itch? (Finnish)
1. Unload your own donkey (Arabic)
5. Deal with your own cabbages (Italian)
4. Keep your own owl straight (Punjabi)
3. Go and wipe your own nose (Korean)
2. Why is this making your arse itch? (Finnish)
1. Unload your own donkey (Arabic)
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A list of five more ways to say “nobody asked you” from around the world…
5. Deal with your own cabbages (Italian)
4. Keep your own owl straight (Punjabi)
3. Go and wipe your own nose (Korean)
2. Why is this making your arse itch? (Finnish)
1. Unload your own donkey (Arabic)
5. Deal with your own cabbages (Italian)
4. Keep your own owl straight (Punjabi)
3. Go and wipe your own nose (Korean)
2. Why is this making your arse itch? (Finnish)
1. Unload your own donkey (Arabic)
Finally, a nice day for a walk, and to visit the local dignitaries
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Finally, a nice day for a walk, and to visit the local dignitaries
Is it mean to play noisy cat videos, just to see what my cat will do? I mean, it’s almost science.
December 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Is it mean to play noisy cat videos, just to see what my cat will do? I mean, it’s almost science.
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Iggy Pop’s full name is Ignatius Lollipop.
November 1, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Iggy Pop’s full name is Ignatius Lollipop.
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I’ve started singing “Sweet Caroline” instead of “Sweet Child of Mine” and vice-versa in my head, and now you will too 🙂
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’ve started singing “Sweet Caroline” instead of “Sweet Child of Mine” and vice-versa in my head, and now you will too 🙂
In other news, the whisky advent calendar is fab
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In other news, the whisky advent calendar is fab
We are officially old, well I am. Me n other half had both decided that something had definitely NOT happened. Only to discover with a little research, that it had. What the actual….
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
We are officially old, well I am. Me n other half had both decided that something had definitely NOT happened. Only to discover with a little research, that it had. What the actual….
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Which words have given you happiness this year? I’d love to hear them.
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Which words have given you happiness this year? I’d love to hear them.
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
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In my teenage years I had a fling with a mate's divorced mum. It was great, she taught me a lot and I apparently satisfied her needs. Fast forward 40 years and I've reconnected with the mate who's invited me to his mum's 80th b'day party as she 'always spoke fondly of me'.
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
In my teenage years I had a fling with a mate's divorced mum. It was great, she taught me a lot and I apparently satisfied her needs. Fast forward 40 years and I've reconnected with the mate who's invited me to his mum's 80th b'day party as she 'always spoke fondly of me'.
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More of this energy in the news cycle thx
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
More of this energy in the news cycle thx
It’s a Pratchett kind of day
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s a Pratchett kind of day
Cosy cats of the day, it’s almost like they know the most complementary backgrounds to snooze on
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cosy cats of the day, it’s almost like they know the most complementary backgrounds to snooze on
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🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
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You'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
This was pretty bloomin’ spectacular
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This was pretty bloomin’ spectacular
At my new workplace I have already established that I am the shortest. Every time I sit at the front desk the colleague that follows me says “Ohmygod, why is this chair so high??”
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
At my new workplace I have already established that I am the shortest. Every time I sit at the front desk the colleague that follows me says “Ohmygod, why is this chair so high??”
I’m supposed to be moving this box. How am I going to be able do that now??
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I’m supposed to be moving this box. How am I going to be able do that now??
Julian is sure that this is a good time for a snack.
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Julian is sure that this is a good time for a snack.
Go on, guess. Guess what we had for dinner. You won’t guess 😊
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Go on, guess. Guess what we had for dinner. You won’t guess 😊
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Tree! First year without the kids helping, had to corral the other half into helping. Star left off for youngest to do
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tree! First year without the kids helping, had to corral the other half into helping. Star left off for youngest to do
Might be time for some drunk present wrapping and tree decorating.
Stay tuned for photographic evidence of both.
This might take some time.
Stay tuned for photographic evidence of both.
This might take some time.
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Might be time for some drunk present wrapping and tree decorating.
Stay tuned for photographic evidence of both.
This might take some time.
Stay tuned for photographic evidence of both.
This might take some time.
Just saw something really childish on the insta and couldn’t stop chuckling…
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just saw something really childish on the insta and couldn’t stop chuckling…
It’s Friday, I’m tired. A tree fell over onto a car outside my workplace. I felt as though I might not be able to walk home tonight.
And yet.
Here I am, lounging on my sofa. I may fall asleep soon
And yet.
Here I am, lounging on my sofa. I may fall asleep soon
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It’s Friday, I’m tired. A tree fell over onto a car outside my workplace. I felt as though I might not be able to walk home tonight.
And yet.
Here I am, lounging on my sofa. I may fall asleep soon
And yet.
Here I am, lounging on my sofa. I may fall asleep soon