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@snaildaddy.bsky.social
· Feb 5
All I’m saying is Macaulay Culkin had a clear shot at him and didn’t take it
As a society we wouldn’t put up with as much bullshit if money was instead called Hungie Points and the dollar sign was replaced with the 🍔 emoji
February 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
As a society we wouldn’t put up with as much bullshit if money was instead called Hungie Points and the dollar sign was replaced with the 🍔 emoji
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Remember guys, bullies never win; they only appear to win and live under material circumstances indistinguishable from those of a winner
February 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Remember guys, bullies never win; they only appear to win and live under material circumstances indistinguishable from those of a winner
I have 16 terabytes of pictures of my boss making dumb faces
February 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have 16 terabytes of pictures of my boss making dumb faces
Shit’s getting dark but rest assured slice of cheese from the fridge has got your back. They can never take slice of cheese from the fridge from us
February 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Shit’s getting dark but rest assured slice of cheese from the fridge has got your back. They can never take slice of cheese from the fridge from us
too femme to be bear
too masc to be twink
Schrödinger’s faggot, if you will
too masc to be twink
Schrödinger’s faggot, if you will
February 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
too femme to be bear
too masc to be twink
Schrödinger’s faggot, if you will
too masc to be twink
Schrödinger’s faggot, if you will
Funko pops and similar collectible trinkets are not cutesy and quirky, they’re fucking dystopian derivative land waste and they’re destroying the planet
what's your most unnecessary woke take? mine is that i hate it when people use she/her pronouns for boats
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Funko pops and similar collectible trinkets are not cutesy and quirky, they’re fucking dystopian derivative land waste and they’re destroying the planet
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
All I’m saying is Macaulay Culkin had a clear shot at him and didn’t take it
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
All I’m saying is Macaulay Culkin had a clear shot at him and didn’t take it
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i'm not deranged. i'm very ranged actually
February 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i'm not deranged. i'm very ranged actually
Food Fast Food Furious
February 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Food Fast Food Furious
Pepsi Man is looking more and more like the reality we’re living in
February 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Pepsi Man is looking more and more like the reality we’re living in
StimTitty “baWonkadonk”
Shat-lo mein
Shat-lo mein
January 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
StimTitty “baWonkadonk”
Shat-lo mein
Shat-lo mein
This whole Chef Boyardee thing just doesn’t add up.
How could he be a real chef?
How could he be a real chef?
January 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This whole Chef Boyardee thing just doesn’t add up.
How could he be a real chef?
How could he be a real chef?
The Sisyphean task of rolling my fat ass up the hill forever
January 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The Sisyphean task of rolling my fat ass up the hill forever
I wish that every burrito you eat for the rest of your life bursts out the back when you bite it
January 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I wish that every burrito you eat for the rest of your life bursts out the back when you bite it
Jimmy Carter’s gonads are decomposing as we speak. What a special time we’re living in
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Jimmy Carter’s gonads are decomposing as we speak. What a special time we’re living in
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Me speaking French: Nutte sac
January 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me speaking French: Nutte sac
Billy Corgan is what happens when you take a loaf of Wonder Bread and give it mommy issues
January 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Billy Corgan is what happens when you take a loaf of Wonder Bread and give it mommy issues
Idk why people keep sending me all this money in the mail, ive already read the Wikipedia for breast cancer like 12 times it still says the same thing
January 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Idk why people keep sending me all this money in the mail, ive already read the Wikipedia for breast cancer like 12 times it still says the same thing
I discovered the cure to cancer but then I eated it 🥺👉👈
January 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I discovered the cure to cancer but then I eated it 🥺👉👈
Thinking about when I was in high school I got texted by an army recruiter and I asked him if SSG stands for sausage
January 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Thinking about when I was in high school I got texted by an army recruiter and I asked him if SSG stands for sausage
Ngl I kinda been shitting like a crazyass lately
January 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ngl I kinda been shitting like a crazyass lately
By posting here I have the power to force your brain to think about anything so here it goes
Incestershire sauce
Incestershire sauce
January 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
By posting here I have the power to force your brain to think about anything so here it goes
Incestershire sauce
Incestershire sauce
I’d like to say publicly I do not condone the actions that I made 15 minutes ago. I was a different person back then and I’ve worked hard ever since to unlearn my toxic tendencies
January 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’d like to say publicly I do not condone the actions that I made 15 minutes ago. I was a different person back then and I’ve worked hard ever since to unlearn my toxic tendencies
Using an AI anime girlfriend chatbot as free babysitting service
January 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Using an AI anime girlfriend chatbot as free babysitting service