People think I’m insane because I loudly overshare about my dope ass vintage toaster but I really do think it’s sad that people have been so complicit in allowing tech companies to make shittier and shittier garbage every year, they forgot that the market once used to care about our quality of life

We all vanish eventually

This was the geocentric Crusaders’ equivalent of the dat boi meme

Elon Musk makes 🍔1,000,000 Hungie Points every single day & dude definitely isn’t that hungie. We should probably give his Hungie Points away

We’d prefer daddy thank you

The movie Mind Game tbh

I’m doing something objectively cool and most people don’t give a shit. But as long as it’s cool to you that’s all that matters

Rolling up to the playdate with one of these

My communism keeps hallucinating about privatized medicine

Starving my entire family because these spinners didn’t pay for themselves

That was my idea you bastard