snaildaddy 🐌💦
@snaildaddy.bsky.social
Locally and ethically sourced tomfoolery
I’m doing something objectively cool and most people don’t give a shit. But as long as it’s cool to you that’s all that matters
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m doing something objectively cool and most people don’t give a shit. But as long as it’s cool to you that’s all that matters
Rolling up to the playdate with one of these
February 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Rolling up to the playdate with one of these
Why softshell turtles look like dropping an anvil on a micropenis
December 12, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Why softshell turtles look like dropping an anvil on a micropenis
Has anyone seen my dog his name is dog
December 10, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Has anyone seen my dog his name is dog
Nah man, this is the guy
December 10, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Nah man, this is the guy
How do people take any fracking issues seriously? It just makes me think of this kid
December 7, 2024 at 11:54 PM
How do people take any fracking issues seriously? It just makes me think of this kid
In conclusion, the sprite artist behind Ken Griffey Jr’s MLB must have had a strong penchant for slapping hams, the way he put so much beef on those cakes
November 25, 2024 at 10:20 PM
In conclusion, the sprite artist behind Ken Griffey Jr’s MLB must have had a strong penchant for slapping hams, the way he put so much beef on those cakes
Behold, the New Testament
November 24, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Behold, the New Testament
@funnybunnyrabbit.bsky.social get smiffed loser
November 21, 2024 at 5:06 AM
@funnybunnyrabbit.bsky.social get smiffed loser
bro hoggin the boof
November 21, 2024 at 3:11 AM
bro hoggin the boof
Hey Siri what do I do when my cat does the thing
November 19, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Hey Siri what do I do when my cat does the thing
