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teeb
@boneccrone.bsky.social
· Oct 28
[Through tears, harrowed by the unceasing and inexplicable presence of the humble worker ant on my desk]: Kindly leave!!!
I reserve my worst jokes for DMs
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I reserve my worst jokes for DMs
I love when you talk to me like that*
*clearly and succinctly
*clearly and succinctly
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I love when you talk to me like that*
*clearly and succinctly
*clearly and succinctly
I have so many mouth sounds I sound like a bug
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I have so many mouth sounds I sound like a bug
[Experiencing an intense stabbing pain in my gut and closing my eyes serenely]: Finally. Yes. I'm ready.
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
[Experiencing an intense stabbing pain in my gut and closing my eyes serenely]: Finally. Yes. I'm ready.
Me when it's hot and sunny: We need some RAIN in this bitch
Me when it's raining: This rain needs to ease UP
Me when it's overcast: Where is the SUN
Me when it's raining: This rain needs to ease UP
Me when it's overcast: Where is the SUN
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Me when it's hot and sunny: We need some RAIN in this bitch
Me when it's raining: This rain needs to ease UP
Me when it's overcast: Where is the SUN
Me when it's raining: This rain needs to ease UP
Me when it's overcast: Where is the SUN
she's got that hat wealth
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
she's got that hat wealth
rich in hats [figuratively]
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
rich in hats [figuratively]
The amount of hats I throw in rings, you'd think I have an unlimited supply of hats, and rings,
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The amount of hats I throw in rings, you'd think I have an unlimited supply of hats, and rings,
This post ripped away my last shred of sanity
Impression of Drake walking the plank: Started from the here now we bottom!
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This post ripped away my last shred of sanity
If your name is Tobias, unfortunately, I am in love with you
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If your name is Tobias, unfortunately, I am in love with you
I'm a 'wormly' girl, myself,
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm a 'wormly' girl, myself,
I'm a 'warmly' girl, myself,
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm a 'warmly' girl, myself,
She collide on my large hadron till I CERN
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
She collide on my large hadron till I CERN
[The only religious guy at a table, trying to find his moment]: I like me a “Lot” of salt..!
[His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks
[His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
[The only religious guy at a table, trying to find his moment]: I like me a “Lot” of salt..!
[His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks
[His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks
Downloads is the new Desktop
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Downloads is the new Desktop
The Body Keeps the Score
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Body Keeps the Score
Reposted by teeb
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
ACT NOW
Tawny Frogmouth keeps losing @australia.theguardian.com bird of the year because of woke
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ACT NOW
Australia is the alt-milk capital of the world
October 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Australia is the alt-milk capital of the world
The king's horses don't even have thumbs
October 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The king's horses don't even have thumbs
desktop computer... save me..
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
desktop computer... save me..
save me desktop computer
October 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
save me desktop computer
Reposted by teeb
turns out it was a desktop computer
desktop computer, everybody
desktop computer, everybody
October 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
turns out it was a desktop computer
desktop computer, everybody
desktop computer, everybody