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teeb
@boneccrone.bsky.social
· Oct 28
At the lord of the rings themed bridal shower imperiously correcting everyone's pronunciations
Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
Swimming dinosaurs had fingers inside their flippers and they kept growing more and more finger bones until the flippers looked like a cob of corn
December 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Swimming dinosaurs had fingers inside their flippers and they kept growing more and more finger bones until the flippers looked like a cob of corn
Waiting for the day when I see the number 69 and my brain can just be normal about it
December 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Waiting for the day when I see the number 69 and my brain can just be normal about it
Happy birthday I am gaming
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Happy birthday I am gaming
Thanks for the wrapped/recap/review/lookback but I don't want to be reminded of a single thing that happened this year
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Thanks for the wrapped/recap/review/lookback but I don't want to be reminded of a single thing that happened this year
My new years resolution is say yes never
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My new years resolution is say yes never
Trying matcha for the 26th time
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trying matcha for the 26th time
I've lost my swarm of rats
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I've lost my swarm of rats
Mosquito in room or angle grinder really far away?
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Mosquito in room or angle grinder really far away?
I see a post that makes me chuckle. Moving to hit like, I notice it already has several thousand. My smile fades. I coldly scroll away.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I see a post that makes me chuckle. Moving to hit like, I notice it already has several thousand. My smile fades. I coldly scroll away.
I'm sick of being ethical
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm sick of being ethical
It's late. I'm turning the lights off through the house. I poke my head into the study to see if my PC has fallen asleep. It has. I smile gently and quietly close the door.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's late. I'm turning the lights off through the house. I poke my head into the study to see if my PC has fallen asleep. It has. I smile gently and quietly close the door.
I need a dinosaur expert. Dinosaur experts please DM me
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I need a dinosaur expert. Dinosaur experts please DM me
The night calls for a return to quiet. Take me out to the bog.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The night calls for a return to quiet. Take me out to the bog.
Just got walked in on doing the Home Improvement sound
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just got walked in on doing the Home Improvement sound
I just learned the guy who invented mason jars fumbled the patent and died in poverty
I never want to see a mason jar again. I've seen enough
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I just learned the guy who invented mason jars fumbled the patent and died in poverty
It's these weak deer ankles
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It's these weak deer ankles
Lil freak is a term of endearment
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lil freak is a term of endearment
Hands up, lil freaks!
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hands up, lil freaks!
Cable management is the window to the soul
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Cable management is the window to the soul
I never want to see a mason jar again. I've seen enough
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I never want to see a mason jar again. I've seen enough