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@edsbs.bsky.social just checking in are you aware of Steve Austin being harassed by his cat while working on his ranch www.instagram.com/reel/C1S5AkB...
January 2, 2024 at 6:20 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social just checking in are you aware of Steve Austin being harassed by his cat while working on his ranch www.instagram.com/reel/C1S5AkB...
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remember that time our government briefly lifted millions of children out of poverty then said aw hell no and put them back into poverty
December 19, 2023 at 5:07 PM
remember that time our government briefly lifted millions of children out of poverty then said aw hell no and put them back into poverty
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stop writing pieces about the ivy league and start writing thinkpieces about the most influential and real American educational institution: Arizona State University.
December 11, 2023 at 5:14 PM
stop writing pieces about the ivy league and start writing thinkpieces about the most influential and real American educational institution: Arizona State University.
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last december i was complaining and saying “you dont know how disappointed i was when i looked up which ISS Expedition was the current one up there and saw it was the 68th”
well i remembered that out of the blue today and checked and 🫡
well i remembered that out of the blue today and checked and 🫡
August 16, 2023 at 7:55 PM
last december i was complaining and saying “you dont know how disappointed i was when i looked up which ISS Expedition was the current one up there and saw it was the 68th”
well i remembered that out of the blue today and checked and 🫡
well i remembered that out of the blue today and checked and 🫡
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I threatened to do it yesterday, so here it is: andor scenes as dril tweets
August 15, 2023 at 5:43 PM
I threatened to do it yesterday, so here it is: andor scenes as dril tweets
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the flag of Bellefontaine, Ohio is among the worst in terms of design, but it notably contains a bell and fountain, symbolizing the fact that its French name is locally pronounced "Bell Fountain". this sounds fake but is real
July 30, 2023 at 3:05 PM
the flag of Bellefontaine, Ohio is among the worst in terms of design, but it notably contains a bell and fountain, symbolizing the fact that its French name is locally pronounced "Bell Fountain". this sounds fake but is real
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this is a relatively inexpensive dinner recipe i love, and it’s actually ready in 20 minutes. i just made it tonight and there’s enough leftover for 2 lunches this week. i like thinner lemon zest using a microplane (i zest the whole lemon) and i use hot honey instead of regular. 😋
July 24, 2023 at 12:16 AM
this is a relatively inexpensive dinner recipe i love, and it’s actually ready in 20 minutes. i just made it tonight and there’s enough leftover for 2 lunches this week. i like thinner lemon zest using a microplane (i zest the whole lemon) and i use hot honey instead of regular. 😋
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Ehmmm is this lettussy IBS friendly?
July 19, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Ehmmm is this lettussy IBS friendly?
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making fun of the cybertruck tonight got me thinking about what has to be one of the funniest posts of all time: serve briefly as a boat
July 18, 2023 at 1:48 AM
making fun of the cybertruck tonight got me thinking about what has to be one of the funniest posts of all time: serve briefly as a boat
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The SALAD System
Salads: always eat them
Always eat salads
Lots of salad, at every meal
A lot of salad
Don't stop eating salad
Salads: always eat them
Always eat salads
Lots of salad, at every meal
A lot of salad
Don't stop eating salad
The Dr Hurdy Gurdy System
D- Do the right thing, always
R- Right things, do them, always
H- Humble yourself in the face of the universe
U- Use methods to ensure you're doing the right thing
R- Right things, always do them
D- Do the right thing still
Y- You must do the right thing always
G- Go do
D- Do the right thing, always
R- Right things, do them, always
H- Humble yourself in the face of the universe
U- Use methods to ensure you're doing the right thing
R- Right things, always do them
D- Do the right thing still
Y- You must do the right thing always
G- Go do
The SAMANTHA system:
S- Stand against oppression
A- Always be kind first
M- Make as much art as possible
Name 2 long. 3 is enough.
S- Stand against oppression
A- Always be kind first
M- Make as much art as possible
Name 2 long. 3 is enough.
July 17, 2023 at 5:58 PM
The SALAD System
Salads: always eat them
Always eat salads
Lots of salad, at every meal
A lot of salad
Don't stop eating salad
Salads: always eat them
Always eat salads
Lots of salad, at every meal
A lot of salad
Don't stop eating salad
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I represent the creature known to you as Gollum. Per the agreed-upon rules, you did not win the game of riddles, as “What have I got in my pocket?” is not a “riddle” under any common definition of that term. My client demands (i) to eat you, (ii) the return of his Precious, and (
July 15, 2023 at 8:24 PM
I represent the creature known to you as Gollum. Per the agreed-upon rules, you did not win the game of riddles, as “What have I got in my pocket?” is not a “riddle” under any common definition of that term. My client demands (i) to eat you, (ii) the return of his Precious, and (
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some good news, a little girl just beaned mike pence in the head with a water balloon.
July 14, 2023 at 9:34 PM
some good news, a little girl just beaned mike pence in the head with a water balloon.
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Alright the bsky devs aren't going to be in today so we'll be watching Space Jam
July 14, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Alright the bsky devs aren't going to be in today so we'll be watching Space Jam
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If you're enjoying Bluesky and you don't want it to turn into the cesspool of hate that Twitter did, you best speak up now. Cut that 'I don't know what to say' shit out and amplify Black and queer voices, because the BS team ain't listening to us.
July 13, 2023 at 8:49 AM
If you're enjoying Bluesky and you don't want it to turn into the cesspool of hate that Twitter did, you best speak up now. Cut that 'I don't know what to say' shit out and amplify Black and queer voices, because the BS team ain't listening to us.
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Platforms are reluctant to admit that they are making editorial choices. I’ll put it this way: you don’t have to be a fancy spot with a dress code, but if people know it’s ok to shit on the floor in your establishment you’re going to get a lot of floor shitters and other customers will go elsewhere.
July 13, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Platforms are reluctant to admit that they are making editorial choices. I’ll put it this way: you don’t have to be a fancy spot with a dress code, but if people know it’s ok to shit on the floor in your establishment you’re going to get a lot of floor shitters and other customers will go elsewhere.
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i drew this a few years ago and last year they put it on the overhead projector at a landlord conference to make everyone mad
July 10, 2023 at 3:16 AM
i drew this a few years ago and last year they put it on the overhead projector at a landlord conference to make everyone mad
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[from the trunk of my kidnapper’s car] Are you mad at me
July 7, 2023 at 4:12 AM
[from the trunk of my kidnapper’s car] Are you mad at me
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most relatable version of this meme template tbh
July 7, 2023 at 2:27 PM
most relatable version of this meme template tbh