Sean Kirby
@smkirby.bsky.social
Avid reader | Cynically optimistic Bills and Sabres fan | Grant developer | Casual gamer
Xavier Worthy has zero sideline awareness
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Xavier Worthy has zero sideline awareness
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NFL Films made this for all of us.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
NFL Films made this for all of us.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
Sabres on the warpath!
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Sabres on the warpath!
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
Harbaugh refused to go for it on 4th and 4 earlier and now he needs the offense to try and drive to a TD to win
Masterclass in the stupidity of the “trust the defense” mindset being used to defend punting instead of going for manageable 4th downs
Masterclass in the stupidity of the “trust the defense” mindset being used to defend punting instead of going for manageable 4th downs
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Harbaugh refused to go for it on 4th and 4 earlier and now he needs the offense to try and drive to a TD to win
Masterclass in the stupidity of the “trust the defense” mindset being used to defend punting instead of going for manageable 4th downs
Masterclass in the stupidity of the “trust the defense” mindset being used to defend punting instead of going for manageable 4th downs
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when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else
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See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
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actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
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take me back to when the touchdown celebrations were just throwing a fans popcorn all over yourself or sprinting to the 50 yard line or fake mooning the crowd or putting a cellphone in the goalpost
we got 4chan influenced skill players now! return!
we got 4chan influenced skill players now! return!
This is simply wr1 behavior in 2025. Nostalgic for the days of simple strip club mishaps and hit and runs. Retvrn
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
take me back to when the touchdown celebrations were just throwing a fans popcorn all over yourself or sprinting to the 50 yard line or fake mooning the crowd or putting a cellphone in the goalpost
we got 4chan influenced skill players now! return!
we got 4chan influenced skill players now! return!
No football team has less juice than the Mike McDaniel Dolphins in cold weather
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
No football team has less juice than the Mike McDaniel Dolphins in cold weather
In the last 24 hours:
-Bills win over Pats, maintain hope for winning the division and solidify their playoff position
-Chiefs get eliminated from postseason contention
-Sabres win 3rd game in a row
-Kevyn Adams is fired
Who’s got it better than Buffalo sports fans right now?
-Bills win over Pats, maintain hope for winning the division and solidify their playoff position
-Chiefs get eliminated from postseason contention
-Sabres win 3rd game in a row
-Kevyn Adams is fired
Who’s got it better than Buffalo sports fans right now?
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
In the last 24 hours:
-Bills win over Pats, maintain hope for winning the division and solidify their playoff position
-Chiefs get eliminated from postseason contention
-Sabres win 3rd game in a row
-Kevyn Adams is fired
Who’s got it better than Buffalo sports fans right now?
-Bills win over Pats, maintain hope for winning the division and solidify their playoff position
-Chiefs get eliminated from postseason contention
-Sabres win 3rd game in a row
-Kevyn Adams is fired
Who’s got it better than Buffalo sports fans right now?
Payton fails the “go for 2 when already up 7 to make it a 2-score game” test
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Payton fails the “go for 2 when already up 7 to make it a 2-score game” test
I remember thinking “how are you letting Philip Rivers cook right now???” in 2020 when the Bills were playing them in the Wild Card game and he kept shredding them with underneath stuff
Cannot imagine how bad it feels to watch a 44 year old get nice against your defense after 5 years off
Cannot imagine how bad it feels to watch a 44 year old get nice against your defense after 5 years off
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I remember thinking “how are you letting Philip Rivers cook right now???” in 2020 when the Bills were playing them in the Wild Card game and he kept shredding them with underneath stuff
Cannot imagine how bad it feels to watch a 44 year old get nice against your defense after 5 years off
Cannot imagine how bad it feels to watch a 44 year old get nice against your defense after 5 years off
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Hurts legit cannot function as a passer right now
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hurts legit cannot function as a passer right now
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Butker missing wide right with a resounding DOINK is beautiful
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Butker missing wide right with a resounding DOINK is beautiful
The Kodak timeout strikes again!
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Kodak timeout strikes again!
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.