Noah Smith
@smithnoah.bsky.social
Noah Smith is a writer or something.
Counterpoint: It’s not a problem at all. This is a reboot not a sequel. Just like Casino Royale did it 20 years ago.
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EXCLUSIVE: James Bond Writers Reveal Twist That Has Left New Creators With 'Huge Headache' When It Comes to Resurrecting the Super-Spy for Amazon
Bond writers are now racking their brain, trying to move forward with the franchise after the last film's wild twist.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Counterpoint: It’s not a problem at all. This is a reboot not a sequel. Just like Casino Royale did it 20 years ago.
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Reposted by Noah Smith
This how I find out I have a son??
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This how I find out I have a son??
Mamdani is going to implement Jadzia law. Everyone will be forced to host a symbiont.
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips will no longer be able to lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Jadzia law. Everyone will be forced to host a symbiont.
I agree with Michael Schur about so many things — baseball, comedy, politics …
How can our feelings about desserts be so wildly divergent?
How can our feelings about desserts be so wildly divergent?
There isn't a single goddamn chocolate brownie alive that wouldn't be made better with nuts
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I agree with Michael Schur about so many things — baseball, comedy, politics …
How can our feelings about desserts be so wildly divergent?
How can our feelings about desserts be so wildly divergent?
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law.
Before you know it, we will all be at the hop!
Before you know it, we will all be at the hop!
Mamdani is going to implement Sangria law.
Brunch will be mandatory!
Brunch will be mandatory!
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law.
Before you know it, we will all be at the hop!
Before you know it, we will all be at the hop!
How often do you think people who are looking for a plumber in Smyrna, Georgia accidentally wind up going to “Plump Bros” dot com?
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
How often do you think people who are looking for a plumber in Smyrna, Georgia accidentally wind up going to “Plump Bros” dot com?
The summer I turned 19, I played one of the thieves in a children’s theatre production of Ali Baba. In one scene where we were hiding treasure we had stolen the director wanted us to enter to the song “Shake Your Booty” and we should be literally shaking the chests full of treasure we were holding.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The summer I turned 19, I played one of the thieves in a children’s theatre production of Ali Baba. In one scene where we were hiding treasure we had stolen the director wanted us to enter to the song “Shake Your Booty” and we should be literally shaking the chests full of treasure we were holding.
I’ve heard the show is quite good, but I cannot imagine a less appealing tagline.
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’ve heard the show is quite good, but I cannot imagine a less appealing tagline.
All along, I was misreading Abigail Spanberger’s name as “Spangenberg” and I was hoping she might be related to this very likable Jeopardy champion I remember from the early 90s. I am … mildly disappointed.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
All along, I was misreading Abigail Spanberger’s name as “Spangenberg” and I was hoping she might be related to this very likable Jeopardy champion I remember from the early 90s. I am … mildly disappointed.
When she says “ooh, gamer,” it seems like she’s into it. But if you swiped right on a silver fox and when you met him for coffee you saw that he works at Target in his 50s (?) AND he’s a gamer…is that a GREEN flag?
Somehow the hardest thing to accept in this “Santa on a Tinder date” commercial.
Somehow the hardest thing to accept in this “Santa on a Tinder date” commercial.
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
When she says “ooh, gamer,” it seems like she’s into it. But if you swiped right on a silver fox and when you met him for coffee you saw that he works at Target in his 50s (?) AND he’s a gamer…is that a GREEN flag?
Somehow the hardest thing to accept in this “Santa on a Tinder date” commercial.
Somehow the hardest thing to accept in this “Santa on a Tinder date” commercial.
Yes, advertisement, I know we are. But after Tuesday night, some of us were starting to feel like we have a chance of getting back to being the real thing… Thanks a lot.
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yes, advertisement, I know we are. But after Tuesday night, some of us were starting to feel like we have a chance of getting back to being the real thing… Thanks a lot.
So … “Antico”?
As in “the president is an antique-o.”
As in “the president is an antique-o.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So … “Antico”?
As in “the president is an antique-o.”
As in “the president is an antique-o.”
“Freedom’s just an ink, a word for dink, a dink a doo.”
- Krimmy Durantofferson
- Krimmy Durantofferson
“Freedom’s just a yabba word for nothing dabba doo.”
- Fris Kristoffintstone
- Fris Kristoffintstone
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“Freedom’s just an ink, a word for dink, a dink a doo.”
- Krimmy Durantofferson
- Krimmy Durantofferson
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“Freedom’s just a yabba word for nothing dabba doo.”
- Fris Kristoffintstone
- Fris Kristoffintstone
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Freedom’s just a yabba word for nothing dabba doo.”
- Fris Kristoffintstone
- Fris Kristoffintstone
I always tend to wanna write it as “whoah” so I guess I’m some sort of renegade maverick who plays by his own rules.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I always tend to wanna write it as “whoah” so I guess I’m some sort of renegade maverick who plays by his own rules.
A lot of people leave out the hyphen in Spider-Man’s name. But I’ve never seen anyone forget the hyphen in X-Men.
“Spiderman” looks like it could be a Jewish surname. But what could “Xmen” be? Like, an extremist, all-male Christian sect, using the X the way we use it in Xmas?
“Spiderman” looks like it could be a Jewish surname. But what could “Xmen” be? Like, an extremist, all-male Christian sect, using the X the way we use it in Xmas?
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A lot of people leave out the hyphen in Spider-Man’s name. But I’ve never seen anyone forget the hyphen in X-Men.
“Spiderman” looks like it could be a Jewish surname. But what could “Xmen” be? Like, an extremist, all-male Christian sect, using the X the way we use it in Xmas?
“Spiderman” looks like it could be a Jewish surname. But what could “Xmen” be? Like, an extremist, all-male Christian sect, using the X the way we use it in Xmas?
I’ve seen so many people referencing Daylight Saving Time as lasting six months. It was actually March 9-November 2 this year. That’s almost eight months. Daylight Saving Time lasts longer than Standard Time now. One of very few good things the George W. Bush administration did.
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’ve seen so many people referencing Daylight Saving Time as lasting six months. It was actually March 9-November 2 this year. That’s almost eight months. Daylight Saving Time lasts longer than Standard Time now. One of very few good things the George W. Bush administration did.
You can never anticipate the questions you’re gonna have to answer in adulthood, like “is this recipe worthy of the good olive oil?”
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You can never anticipate the questions you’re gonna have to answer in adulthood, like “is this recipe worthy of the good olive oil?”
Obviously these are terrible people because they love Nick Fuentes. But can we agree that a man who sees his partner put that much effort into a Marilyn costume, then calls that bullshit a JFK costume has never remembered an anniversary, cooked a meal, or seen an in-person female orgasm?
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Obviously these are terrible people because they love Nick Fuentes. But can we agree that a man who sees his partner put that much effort into a Marilyn costume, then calls that bullshit a JFK costume has never remembered an anniversary, cooked a meal, or seen an in-person female orgasm?
Belated Halloween joke —
Laurie Strode so other Final Girls could run.
Laurie Strode so other Final Girls could run.
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Belated Halloween joke —
Laurie Strode so other Final Girls could run.
Laurie Strode so other Final Girls could run.
My 12-year-old just posited that the original Universal Monsters series ended with all the monsters meeting Abbott and Costello, because Abbott and Costello were the real monsters.… I’m not sure that holds up to scrutiny.
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My 12-year-old just posited that the original Universal Monsters series ended with all the monsters meeting Abbott and Costello, because Abbott and Costello were the real monsters.… I’m not sure that holds up to scrutiny.
I hate Jay Halloween. What do you mean you’re “Beyondo”?
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I hate Jay Halloween. What do you mean you’re “Beyondo”?
I hate Gray Halloween. What do you mean you’re a slutty Area 51 alien?
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I hate Gray Halloween. What do you mean you’re a slutty Area 51 alien?