coffeeweed
@smithamy.bsky.social
Hippie, jimi hendrix, fall out boy, comedy movies, anti-dumpf, Lesbian, 420, seeking friends ✅️
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If Biden misspelled his own name it would spawn another book.
June 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If Biden misspelled his own name it would spawn another book.
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When pain is familiar and you want to be chiller, reach for a can of..
May 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
When pain is familiar and you want to be chiller, reach for a can of..
I wish I could move so my stalker wouldn't keep knocking on my door and leaving 'gifts'.
April 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I wish I could move so my stalker wouldn't keep knocking on my door and leaving 'gifts'.
The worst part of 'fire country' is the music.
April 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The worst part of 'fire country' is the music.
Well, I hit my favorite coworker with a bike and created a potential fire hazard. What will I do tomorrow?
April 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Well, I hit my favorite coworker with a bike and created a potential fire hazard. What will I do tomorrow?
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“They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
~The Great Gatsby
~The Great Gatsby
April 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
~The Great Gatsby
~The Great Gatsby
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I'm so sheltered that I thought FetLife was a life insurance company
April 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm so sheltered that I thought FetLife was a life insurance company
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90s/2000s: You buy your eggs at a well-lit store, they are cheap. You get your weed from a filthy hippie you only know as "Feather".
2025: You buy your weed at a well-lit store, it is cheap. You get your eggs from a filthy hippie you only know as "Feather".
2025: You buy your weed at a well-lit store, it is cheap. You get your eggs from a filthy hippie you only know as "Feather".
April 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
90s/2000s: You buy your eggs at a well-lit store, they are cheap. You get your weed from a filthy hippie you only know as "Feather".
2025: You buy your weed at a well-lit store, it is cheap. You get your eggs from a filthy hippie you only know as "Feather".
2025: You buy your weed at a well-lit store, it is cheap. You get your eggs from a filthy hippie you only know as "Feather".
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Be Kind
Please
Please
April 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Be Kind
Please
Please
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I think people reeeeealllly overestimate the role of trade and industrial policy in US dominance of heavy industry in the 1950s and really underestimate the importance of having dropped high explosives on every facility in Japan or Germany capable of manufacturing a ball bearing
April 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think people reeeeealllly overestimate the role of trade and industrial policy in US dominance of heavy industry in the 1950s and really underestimate the importance of having dropped high explosives on every facility in Japan or Germany capable of manufacturing a ball bearing
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They stopped caring about school children being blown apart in class decades ago so I’m not going to pretend they can be made to feel anything for kids suffering to death from measles.
April 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
They stopped caring about school children being blown apart in class decades ago so I’m not going to pretend they can be made to feel anything for kids suffering to death from measles.
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#Louisiana infants die of whooping cough after LA Dept of Health stops promoting #vaccine
“state's first deaths from the illness since 2018”
“For infants, it's really rather terrifying. They're just coughing so much, they can't eat, they can't drink”
“LDH will no longer promote mass vaccination."
“state's first deaths from the illness since 2018”
“For infants, it's really rather terrifying. They're just coughing so much, they can't eat, they can't drink”
“LDH will no longer promote mass vaccination."
Two Louisiana infants die of whooping cough amid drop in vaccinations
Health experts are warning that whooping cough, also known as pertussis, is making a dangerous comeback.
medicalxpress.com
April 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#Louisiana infants die of whooping cough after LA Dept of Health stops promoting #vaccine
“state's first deaths from the illness since 2018”
“For infants, it's really rather terrifying. They're just coughing so much, they can't eat, they can't drink”
“LDH will no longer promote mass vaccination."
“state's first deaths from the illness since 2018”
“For infants, it's really rather terrifying. They're just coughing so much, they can't eat, they can't drink”
“LDH will no longer promote mass vaccination."
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Next major slip on the New Madrid seismic fault line (which USGS scientists say is long overdue) will completely level Memphis, Tennessee; and is the primary reason the Trump admin wants to axe FEMA.
April 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Next major slip on the New Madrid seismic fault line (which USGS scientists say is long overdue) will completely level Memphis, Tennessee; and is the primary reason the Trump admin wants to axe FEMA.
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The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points.
And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.
And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.
April 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points.
And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.
And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.
I broke two straps in a week. They were for my watch but still.
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I broke two straps in a week. They were for my watch but still.
If not food, then why food-shaped? *scratches neck*
April 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If not food, then why food-shaped? *scratches neck*
This has to be the gay cousin
April 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This has to be the gay cousin