Sam!!!!
@smank.bsky.social
I used to moonlight as a squirrel || she/her
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I love seeing animals trying to assess a situation.
February 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I love seeing animals trying to assess a situation.
Actually I should be allowed to eat the slime that looks like food on my Instagram reels. Thank you
February 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Actually I should be allowed to eat the slime that looks like food on my Instagram reels. Thank you
putting dish soap in the oil diffuser tray of my humidifier to add some whimsy back to my life
February 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
putting dish soap in the oil diffuser tray of my humidifier to add some whimsy back to my life
Next season of Abbott is about to be crazy
January 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Next season of Abbott is about to be crazy
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Have picked up red dead redemption 2 and all I make Arthur do is pet dogs and grow a big mustache. 10/10 game zero notes
January 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Have picked up red dead redemption 2 and all I make Arthur do is pet dogs and grow a big mustache. 10/10 game zero notes
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just a few hours left to pardon Major Biden
January 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just a few hours left to pardon Major Biden
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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January 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Finally getting to watch a lions and and
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Finally getting to watch a lions and and
I want to fully switch over to BS soooooo bad but idk how to get my feed out of the weird political hope-posting and into the funny stupid discourse 😭
January 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I want to fully switch over to BS soooooo bad but idk how to get my feed out of the weird political hope-posting and into the funny stupid discourse 😭
Stress of not being able to find my old DS games has reached a point where I’m cleaning my closet out for the first time in years
January 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Stress of not being able to find my old DS games has reached a point where I’m cleaning my closet out for the first time in years
Oh thank god there’s another
MBMBAM naming episodes have me yelling at my car radio like I’m a dad watching a college football game
January 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh thank god there’s another
MBMBAM naming episodes have me yelling at my car radio like I’m a dad watching a college football game
January 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
MBMBAM naming episodes have me yelling at my car radio like I’m a dad watching a college football game
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Don't be jealous of me just because I'm reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame on the Nintendo 3DS please.
January 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Don't be jealous of me just because I'm reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame on the Nintendo 3DS please.
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[being murdered]
me: where did you get that knife
murderer: the dishwasher
me: yet you didn’t empty it
[murder roles reverse]
me: where did you get that knife
murderer: the dishwasher
me: yet you didn’t empty it
[murder roles reverse]
December 1, 2024 at 12:17 PM
[being murdered]
me: where did you get that knife
murderer: the dishwasher
me: yet you didn’t empty it
[murder roles reverse]
me: where did you get that knife
murderer: the dishwasher
me: yet you didn’t empty it
[murder roles reverse]
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite
Midwestern Black Friday shopping is just a cacophony of “ope sorry” “ope excuse me” “sorry pardon” for like 3 hours straight
November 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Midwestern Black Friday shopping is just a cacophony of “ope sorry” “ope excuse me” “sorry pardon” for like 3 hours straight
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I’m in the kitchen straight up cross contaminating
November 27, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I’m in the kitchen straight up cross contaminating
We’re not talking enough about the girl with the purple bob in What is this Feeling during the cafeteria scene. Absolutely UNPRECEDENTED levels of cunt
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
We’re not talking enough about the girl with the purple bob in What is this Feeling during the cafeteria scene. Absolutely UNPRECEDENTED levels of cunt