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my sister beth - an extremely normie 23 y/o straight girl, my barometer for what Normal Zoomers are aware of/into - just asked me if i'd heard of HEATED RIVALRY and said it was really good.

we have reached the fujoshi tipping point
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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this graphic appears in the vince staples episode on ziwe

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w07...
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I never cared about people showing up to my house unannounced because I don’t be telling people where I live to begin with. So if you get my address it means you’re welcome.
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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they would be the perfect couple in some kinda rom-com where they unalive people a bit.
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Robert Englund 👹 poses with his newly unveiled star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, wearing a Freddy Krueger claw and surrounded by his "Nightmare on Elm Street" family.🎃 #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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My son is rolling up underwater creatures in Katamari and he found a mollusk and was confused by it and he said “maybe it’s a ghost in the shell” and now I’m extremely confused and trying to figure out where that came from. Who is exposing my child to anime???
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I don't think they understand what vegan means.
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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We have to end ghost kitchens
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Hades 2 presents many questions. Do I want Nemesis to fuck me. Do I want to be Nemesis, and fuck Melinoë. These are the sorts of complex feelings only the masterful and experienced people at Supergiant games can prompt from players through the magic of play
October 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Remember when Christ went Gear 5 on the beast with seven horns? Peak.
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
October 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Trump: I hope the troops smash up every skull in Portland, for their principled and practiced anarchism

The median Portlander: Erm I'm worried a military occupation may result in lower bookings for the multiple houses I own and rent out short term at exorbitant prices to people who don't live here
September 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Now that’s what I call a pivot
September 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth at facility
Fourteen staff were hospitalised and 75 cats and dogs evacuated.
www.bbc.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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oh so now it's a crime to have friends? and write them little poems? wow. you people just hate male friendship. this is why there's a male loneliness epidemic
September 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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heathcliff dp on wakeup
September 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM