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lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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me: (accusingly, with teary eyes) it's like all you care about is your fucking lagrangians!!
the universe: (indifferent silence)
me: yeah, well.. well fuck you too!!! (storms out of the room, slams the door)
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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new, short blog post: vgel.me/posts/elven-...
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I love how China only knows how to make metro trains and high speed trains, which is how you get commuter trains that look like this:
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Today, a friend involved in the Esna restoration project has shared with me his latest stunning photos of the restored ceiling and columns of the Temple of Khnum in Esna, Upper #Egypt. During a multi-year restoration project, the dirt and soot that had obscured the ...🧵1/3

📷 D. v. Recklinghausen
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November 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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wut
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
@usergoogol.bsky.social found you from xcancel.com/UserGoogol/s... from searching for lazily-evaluated gender
xcancel.com
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
reading theory: www.antibubble.org
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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lol he's not wearing a "Blood Army Uniform." 🙄 that style of overcoat is called a "Murder Duster" and was only used by a few units for a couple of months during the very beginning of the Slaughter Crusades. but I guess you people will never let history get in the way of a good controversy, will you
October 28, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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One of the more interesting images from the NTSB report on the Titan submersible implosion.

Imagine you work in data recovery. You've got data off devices dropped from heights, driven over, immersed in water, lightly incinerated... then someone from NTSB rocks up and leaves this with you...
October 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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I installed all 65 thousand Firefox extensions in a VM and it has yet to render a second frame
September 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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I tried 6000 it's the same thing you can't load a single page except for about:addons which takes about a minute to render itself
September 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Bring back inscrutable security posters
October 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The S1500 is the largest floating wind turbine ever launched.
It's 60m long, 40m in diameter and houses 12 turbine-generators in its annular duct, generating potentially 1.2 MWe travelling down a high voltage tether to the ground.
Belongs to Beijing SAWES Energy Technology Co.
October 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@andymasley.bsky.social www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202... might be interesting to you, especially this graphic:
September 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a monopole in possession of a large field energy, must be in want of an antipartner.”
Dunno who, but someone is gonna fail their physics or literature class
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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GPT-5 Pro is remarkably good at weird hypotheticals.

"I have a time machine. I want to preserve the temple of Artemis at Ephesus to today. Suggest the dates & interventions I need to make"

"Its 2087, a very valuable material is discovered on Io. Figure out what it could be & the economy"
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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