Sluggish Cheetah
@sluggishcheetah.bsky.social
Random cat.
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
Pinned
They are going to jail if they stop so we must MAKE them stop!
Is pesto just Italian guacamole? 🤔
August 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Is pesto just Italian guacamole? 🤔
Cilantro interplanted at the same time.
Closest: Moroccan (Botanical Interests), Leisure (Kitazawa), Calypso (Territorial Seed), and Slo-Bolt (Renee’s): furthest.
Calypso is about to bolt, Moroccan is just about done, the other two are tied for second place.
Calypso for the win!
Closest: Moroccan (Botanical Interests), Leisure (Kitazawa), Calypso (Territorial Seed), and Slo-Bolt (Renee’s): furthest.
Calypso is about to bolt, Moroccan is just about done, the other two are tied for second place.
Calypso for the win!
August 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Cilantro interplanted at the same time.
Closest: Moroccan (Botanical Interests), Leisure (Kitazawa), Calypso (Territorial Seed), and Slo-Bolt (Renee’s): furthest.
Calypso is about to bolt, Moroccan is just about done, the other two are tied for second place.
Calypso for the win!
Closest: Moroccan (Botanical Interests), Leisure (Kitazawa), Calypso (Territorial Seed), and Slo-Bolt (Renee’s): furthest.
Calypso is about to bolt, Moroccan is just about done, the other two are tied for second place.
Calypso for the win!
Awww, the pour thing! 😿
August 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Awww, the pour thing! 😿
Do Magnemite dream of electric Mareep?
Nice Phillip K. Dick reference, Pokémon!
-> Mareep the sheep is an electric type…
Nice Phillip K. Dick reference, Pokémon!
-> Mareep the sheep is an electric type…
August 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Do Magnemite dream of electric Mareep?
Nice Phillip K. Dick reference, Pokémon!
-> Mareep the sheep is an electric type…
Nice Phillip K. Dick reference, Pokémon!
-> Mareep the sheep is an electric type…
Seems appropriate now, huh?
August 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Seems appropriate now, huh?
There’s just something about those thick Chinese noodles, they’re just to fun to chow!
August 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There’s just something about those thick Chinese noodles, they’re just to fun to chow!
I hate ‘smart formatting’ so damned much.
July 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I hate ‘smart formatting’ so damned much.
One of the manservants just said ‘you can pry my bidet seat from my cold, wet ass!’
It’s always entertaining when they disagree, but the water seat for the water toilet is extra weird if you ask me.
And if you didn’t, it’s still true.
It’s always entertaining when they disagree, but the water seat for the water toilet is extra weird if you ask me.
And if you didn’t, it’s still true.
July 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
One of the manservants just said ‘you can pry my bidet seat from my cold, wet ass!’
It’s always entertaining when they disagree, but the water seat for the water toilet is extra weird if you ask me.
And if you didn’t, it’s still true.
It’s always entertaining when they disagree, but the water seat for the water toilet is extra weird if you ask me.
And if you didn’t, it’s still true.
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I splurged and bought my first roomba
July 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I splurged and bought my first roomba
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*doesn’t buy anything during Prime Day*
I’m not like most girls
I’m not like most girls
July 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
*doesn’t buy anything during Prime Day*
I’m not like most girls
I’m not like most girls
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This has been a “lemon juice on a paper cut” kind of week
July 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This has been a “lemon juice on a paper cut” kind of week
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look I get that you can't force someone to answer stuff like this but when someone *writes* "I don't recall" to a question about where they were on a particular day it should be reasonable to follow up with "go look it up"
In a written questionnaire, Emil Bove tells the Senate Judiciary Committee that he cannot recall where he was on Jan. 6, 2021.
Says the events of Jan. 6 are a "matter of significant political debate" & subject to litigation that he may need to address if confirmed.
Says the events of Jan. 6 are a "matter of significant political debate" & subject to litigation that he may need to address if confirmed.
July 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
look I get that you can't force someone to answer stuff like this but when someone *writes* "I don't recall" to a question about where they were on a particular day it should be reasonable to follow up with "go look it up"
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For $1000, James Spader will sit at your blackjack table and complement the size of your chip stack.
March 21, 2024 at 10:57 PM
For $1000, James Spader will sit at your blackjack table and complement the size of your chip stack.
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The FBI director is threatening to resign unless the Attorney General is fired.
July 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The FBI director is threatening to resign unless the Attorney General is fired.
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is america great again yet
July 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
is america great again yet
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Are you able to get out? Thank you for documenting this for us. It’s mind blowing that this is not bigger news
July 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Are you able to get out? Thank you for documenting this for us. It’s mind blowing that this is not bigger news
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Border Patrol and the National Guard have blocked the exit. The protesters can’t leave now and Nat Guard isn’t leaving either. A car that tried to leave came back.
July 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Border Patrol and the National Guard have blocked the exit. The protesters can’t leave now and Nat Guard isn’t leaving either. A car that tried to leave came back.
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Idk what is going to happen. The road out is blocked.
July 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Idk what is going to happen. The road out is blocked.
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10 pm has passed. They are now there past their warrant expiration time.
July 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
10 pm has passed. They are now there past their warrant expiration time.
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A man yells at the military. He states he’s not talking to ICE. His words are for the armed forces only. To reflect on what they’re doing and whether it serves the American people.
July 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A man yells at the military. He states he’s not talking to ICE. His words are for the armed forces only. To reflect on what they’re doing and whether it serves the American people.