sloppy joe mama
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salad is a vessel to eat croutons
just here for vibes
just here for vibes
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Blue Jays in the midst of some Blue Jay drama
January 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Blue Jays in the midst of some Blue Jay drama
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Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
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"sometimes there are penises there" is the perfect scope and nuance of content warning
December 24, 2024 at 6:32 AM
"sometimes there are penises there" is the perfect scope and nuance of content warning
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i’d be kinda pissed if i gave birth to the son of god and all anyone can remember me as is huge virgin
December 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
i’d be kinda pissed if i gave birth to the son of god and all anyone can remember me as is huge virgin
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
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Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks.
December 14, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks.
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I’m like if a people pleaser and a people upsetter had a child
December 10, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I’m like if a people pleaser and a people upsetter had a child
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Doing some research into folding proteins (making an omelette)
December 9, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Doing some research into folding proteins (making an omelette)
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
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The fact that your leg can go to sleep while you are awake is, frankly, outrageous
I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE
I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
The fact that your leg can go to sleep while you are awake is, frankly, outrageous
I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE
I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE
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