SlimeyJade 🏳️‍⚧️💚
slimeyjade.bsky.social
SlimeyJade 🏳️‍⚧️💚
@slimeyjade.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ slimegirl catgirl hotdog enjoyer. 18+. In my 30s. it's just good content - twitch.tv/SlimeyJade

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Hey, Slime Nation! I'm SlimeyJade, your friendly neighborhood slimecatgirl! You can find me at twitch.tv/SlimeyJade! I am a big scamp and love to stream. My schedule is inconsistent but I'm still pretty cool. Check me out.

(Ref sheet by my wonderful wife @trashbatchar.bsky.social)
Ugh I am stuck in a rut. I'm not going to bed despite it being late, because my feelings on the matter are just "what's the point? just gonna wake up and do all this shit again."
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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"Kirby was not happy with this."
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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commissions from tonight!! thank you so much. another wonderful batch of epic sauce characters!
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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So we're clear, @phillipsevy.bsky.social and @hackintimseeley.bsky.social deserve to be raked over the coals for taking a character who's a victim of sexual violence and basically making her a pet of her abuser (and being too cowardly to address the criticism), but save a lot of that hate for Marvel
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Reminder that removing planned obsolescence and creating modular, open, standards-based tech that is repairable and made to last is one of the goals of "degrowth".

People wont be poorer with good, efficient tech. You just wont be get the bloated growth figures of continually expanding consumption.
there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
[YouTuber voice]

YOUTUBE. RAP. BATTLE!

The creepy Bob homunculus from Bob's Discount Furniture!

Versus!

The fox with human teeth! From! CARFAX!
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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💜"Give in to debauchery, take hold of old-world hedonism, and join the Gods in their revelry..."🍷

💎A fun sketch I never posted of Eriphe the Maenad, a nymph of Dionysus. She loves to lure mortals into fun~💚 #nsfwart #ocart #fantasyoc
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If I were alone in the apartment and not sick right now, I would absolutely be loudly singing along to "Do No Harm" right now. What an absolute banger. The lyrics just... hit so perfectly.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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MEGA SHUCKLE

Its blood has fermented, making its behavior violent and unpredictable. Its mace-like shell is capable of obliterating anything.
#pokemon #fakemon
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Oh god by the time I'm able to leave the house again, I'm going to burst into flames when the sun hits me.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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See something you like?
#dumpdraws for Anon🦊
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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smammuuuu 💜
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Looking to do this with a vtuber and the bratz style next!! or maybe even the g3 monster high style 👀
Monster High commission for @sucrebus.bsky.social

I had a scarily good time working on this gorgeous commission for sucre!! Thanks so much for indulging in my wicked fixation of wanting everyone to be a doll heehee

💖| #cashmerescloset #commission #monsterhigh #mhg1 #vartist #myart
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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starting a tiktok trend called "Plateless Living" that's just carrying around loose handfuls of spaghetti
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Cough is bad today, and my back hurts from coughing so much. Nose is running like a faucet sometimes. But my throat doesn't hurt as much (unless I cough).
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you like this post, a SlimeyJade appears in your DMs to say hello. Be warned!
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The dog got into the kitchen again 🐺
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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A little bunny boob for my audience.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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okay you can get the knot version here now
#nsfwart #riotdrawsthings
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Nostalgia for the PC98 that I never played.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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✨MAGELIGHT✨

Dispel the darkness, lest you lose track of the things that REALLY matter

#3DArt | #VTuber | #FantasyArt | #NSFW
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Hey, no peeking~
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM