SlimeyJade 🏳️⚧️💚
@slimeyjade.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ slimegirl catgirl hotdog enjoyer. 18+. In my 30s. it's just good content - twitch.tv/SlimeyJade (on hiatus due to terrible laptop)
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SlimeyJade 🏳️⚧️💚
@slimeyjade.bsky.social
· Oct 25
Hey, Slime Nation! I'm SlimeyJade, your friendly neighborhood slimecatgirl! You can find me at twitch.tv/SlimeyJade! I am a big scamp and love to stream. My schedule is inconsistent but I'm still pretty cool. Check me out.
(Ref sheet by my wonderful wife @trashbatchar.bsky.social)
(Ref sheet by my wonderful wife @trashbatchar.bsky.social)
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
Chat I really thought I was cooked today. Thought I'd be adding another sauce stain to the list. Had some pad thai and the noodles were dangling! But I came out unscathed.
I did drop a Pringle on myself earlier but we aren't counting dry snack residue.
I did drop a Pringle on myself earlier but we aren't counting dry snack residue.
January 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Chat I really thought I was cooked today. Thought I'd be adding another sauce stain to the list. Had some pad thai and the noodles were dangling! But I came out unscathed.
I did drop a Pringle on myself earlier but we aren't counting dry snack residue.
I did drop a Pringle on myself earlier but we aren't counting dry snack residue.
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it is kind of wild that you can just be watching a fuckin hitler pop off and start invading places and snatching heads of state for a second act, but if you say the thing that you want to happen to him in order to stop that, it would be considered violent
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
it is kind of wild that you can just be watching a fuckin hitler pop off and start invading places and snatching heads of state for a second act, but if you say the thing that you want to happen to him in order to stop that, it would be considered violent
Smush your OCs against mine, I beg of you.
January 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Smush your OCs against mine, I beg of you.
Feeling EXTREMELY validated in learning today that Isabelle has been climbing the tier lists this year for Smash Ultimate. She's been my Day 1 main and now she's a solid B Tier! About time they realize it!
January 6, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Feeling EXTREMELY validated in learning today that Isabelle has been climbing the tier lists this year for Smash Ultimate. She's been my Day 1 main and now she's a solid B Tier! About time they realize it!
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Thank you sketch for @crazywoofer.bsky.social
I appreciate your contribution!
I appreciate your contribution!
January 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Thank you sketch for @crazywoofer.bsky.social
I appreciate your contribution!
I appreciate your contribution!
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qingyi
June 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
qingyi
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some qingyi doodles
December 28, 2024 at 9:50 PM
some qingyi doodles
Soup so bland I saved my bread and butter for last to end dinner on a high note.
January 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Soup so bland I saved my bread and butter for last to end dinner on a high note.
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A non-negligible portion of Touhou fans got introduced to the series through a Ronald McDonald MAD.
If anyone tells you you're not enjoying Touhou the correct way, they're wrong and you shouldn't listen to them.
Do whatever you want, be it doujins, music, games, fangames, just have fun.
If anyone tells you you're not enjoying Touhou the correct way, they're wrong and you shouldn't listen to them.
Do whatever you want, be it doujins, music, games, fangames, just have fun.
Young touhou fans don't let anyone try to give you imposter syndrome I got into touhou almost 20 years ago and it was through IOSYS Marisa Stole the Previous Thing there's no correct way to get into Touhou just have fun. The game I've ended playing most was probably Phantasmagoria of Flower View
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A non-negligible portion of Touhou fans got introduced to the series through a Ronald McDonald MAD.
If anyone tells you you're not enjoying Touhou the correct way, they're wrong and you shouldn't listen to them.
Do whatever you want, be it doujins, music, games, fangames, just have fun.
If anyone tells you you're not enjoying Touhou the correct way, they're wrong and you shouldn't listen to them.
Do whatever you want, be it doujins, music, games, fangames, just have fun.
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I need more (read as: any) toxic yuri roleplay in my life...
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I need more (read as: any) toxic yuri roleplay in my life...
Been seeing a lot of posts about the Isabelle discourse bullshit but none of the actual Isabelle discourse.
I could have remained blissfully ignorant, but no. I had to go and be curious. Now I'm burdened by knowledge and 16% less happier for it.
I could have remained blissfully ignorant, but no. I had to go and be curious. Now I'm burdened by knowledge and 16% less happier for it.
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Been seeing a lot of posts about the Isabelle discourse bullshit but none of the actual Isabelle discourse.
I could have remained blissfully ignorant, but no. I had to go and be curious. Now I'm burdened by knowledge and 16% less happier for it.
I could have remained blissfully ignorant, but no. I had to go and be curious. Now I'm burdened by knowledge and 16% less happier for it.
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Awww my first post 🥰
She is so BAD!!!! Here’s just some cute drawings of Rouge
#ENF #RougeTheBat #sonic #NSFW
She is so BAD!!!! Here’s just some cute drawings of Rouge
#ENF #RougeTheBat #sonic #NSFW
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Awww my first post 🥰
She is so BAD!!!! Here’s just some cute drawings of Rouge
#ENF #RougeTheBat #sonic #NSFW
She is so BAD!!!! Here’s just some cute drawings of Rouge
#ENF #RougeTheBat #sonic #NSFW
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New meme dropped for basically all news every day
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
New meme dropped for basically all news every day
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November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I must not post a take. Takes are the mind-killer. Takes are the little-discourse that brings total obliteration. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I must not post a take. Takes are the mind-killer. Takes are the little-discourse that brings total obliteration. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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hhhrrrngng calsa boobs
May 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
hhhrrrngng calsa boobs
Hmm. I might be focusing too much on side content in the Like a Dragon Pirate game. I have 17 hours clocked in, my Pirate Rank is 5, and I'm only on Chapter 2...
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Hmm. I might be focusing too much on side content in the Like a Dragon Pirate game. I have 17 hours clocked in, my Pirate Rank is 5, and I'm only on Chapter 2...
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💚🦐shrimply in love🍤💜
Holiday kiss YCH by @purplefishbones.bsky.social ! Jade's shrimp sweater is absolute perfection.
Holiday kiss YCH by @purplefishbones.bsky.social ! Jade's shrimp sweater is absolute perfection.
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
💚🦐shrimply in love🍤💜
Holiday kiss YCH by @purplefishbones.bsky.social ! Jade's shrimp sweater is absolute perfection.
Holiday kiss YCH by @purplefishbones.bsky.social ! Jade's shrimp sweater is absolute perfection.
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ropost of Teri for @skyafterdark.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 12:18 AM
ropost of Teri for @skyafterdark.bsky.social
God, just left the funeral, and all these little kids my mom used to babysit are now enormous adults. What the hell. Like excuse me you were 9, how do you think it's okay that you're suddenly 22? Rude. What do you mean you graduated college. What do you mean this is your child?
January 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
God, just left the funeral, and all these little kids my mom used to babysit are now enormous adults. What the hell. Like excuse me you were 9, how do you think it's okay that you're suddenly 22? Rude. What do you mean you graduated college. What do you mean this is your child?
Ughhhh. Send me positive energy, chat. I got a funeral to go to at 4pm...
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Ughhhh. Send me positive energy, chat. I got a funeral to go to at 4pm...