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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

I wish you, and me, and all of us, strength & solidarity & joy in the new year as we find our way together: which we have done this year already, and will arise tomorrow to do again. /thread

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

got my adhd upgraded to ad4k

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

ex-partner:
-no longer your partner
-might have negative memories associated with them

EX partner:
-stronger version of your regular partner
-activates faster
-more utility
-might grant intangibility
-flashier combos