Trash Ape
@skunkape.bsky.social
way down south in the land of the traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators
I feel like Thomas Jefferson being pro-dog genocide should be more well known
April 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I feel like Thomas Jefferson being pro-dog genocide should be more well known
It would be really nice if we could make the bathroom a severed floor. I would rather not remember what I do to the toilets
February 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It would be really nice if we could make the bathroom a severed floor. I would rather not remember what I do to the toilets
It’s been a decade since I’ve pissed my pants
I’m really proud of that
I’m really proud of that
January 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It’s been a decade since I’ve pissed my pants
I’m really proud of that
I’m really proud of that
haven’t even read it yet but every new Jon Bois post is an auto-share
haven't watched it yet but every new folding ideas is an auto-share
January 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
haven’t even read it yet but every new Jon Bois post is an auto-share
A 500 dollar copay for an hour in the ER for my sick newborn. We weren’t even admitted.
Yea I’m gonna start burning stuff down
Yea I’m gonna start burning stuff down
January 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A 500 dollar copay for an hour in the ER for my sick newborn. We weren’t even admitted.
Yea I’m gonna start burning stuff down
Yea I’m gonna start burning stuff down
A happy new years, except to you fuckers that set off fireworks in residential neighborhoods. I hope they blow up in your hands
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
A happy new years, except to you fuckers that set off fireworks in residential neighborhoods. I hope they blow up in your hands
I realize I shouldn’t teach my daughter John Brown and Santa Claus is the same person, but…
December 12, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I realize I shouldn’t teach my daughter John Brown and Santa Claus is the same person, but…
Can’t act like I didn’t turn 26 and wasn’t immediately radicalized too.
Also MD keeping it a buck, love to see it
Also MD keeping it a buck, love to see it
December 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Can’t act like I didn’t turn 26 and wasn’t immediately radicalized too.
Also MD keeping it a buck, love to see it
Also MD keeping it a buck, love to see it
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following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 PM
following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
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gunman didn't use a citibike. it also looks like he may not have used subsonic ammo.
the way he handled his gun suggests at least modest experience. the way he handled stress and adrenaline suggests a lot more. no reason to believe he was a professional yet.
the way he handled his gun suggests at least modest experience. the way he handled stress and adrenaline suggests a lot more. no reason to believe he was a professional yet.
NEW: The gunman in today’s midtown murder did not use a Citi Bike, according to Lyft. NYPD officials earlier said the shooter used an electric Citi Bike to flee the scene
December 5, 2024 at 6:19 AM
gunman didn't use a citibike. it also looks like he may not have used subsonic ammo.
the way he handled his gun suggests at least modest experience. the way he handled stress and adrenaline suggests a lot more. no reason to believe he was a professional yet.
the way he handled his gun suggests at least modest experience. the way he handled stress and adrenaline suggests a lot more. no reason to believe he was a professional yet.
The Scrubs OST doesn’t have any right to go as hard it does
December 5, 2024 at 11:42 AM
The Scrubs OST doesn’t have any right to go as hard it does
If I were CJ Stroud I’d be real fucking worried right now
December 1, 2024 at 7:09 PM
If I were CJ Stroud I’d be real fucking worried right now
Just made the mistake of eating too much the night before thanksgiving.
Truly rookie shit
Truly rookie shit
November 28, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Just made the mistake of eating too much the night before thanksgiving.
Truly rookie shit
Truly rookie shit
It’s my favorite season.
Overalls season
Overalls season
November 20, 2024 at 11:19 PM
It’s my favorite season.
Overalls season
Overalls season
Now that I have a daughter I’ve been considering starting a family channel. Not sure where to post it
November 19, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Now that I have a daughter I’ve been considering starting a family channel. Not sure where to post it
Do people really have foot fetishes or are they just looking for a cheap kink?
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Do people really have foot fetishes or are they just looking for a cheap kink?
He’s off to be a highway man again
September 30, 2024 at 2:38 AM
He’s off to be a highway man again
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The one time interviewing a white supremacist turned out ok
February 24, 2024 at 6:49 PM
The one time interviewing a white supremacist turned out ok
Never thought I’d get to a point in life where $53 worth of pumpkins is a good deal, but here we are.
October 21, 2023 at 6:43 PM
Never thought I’d get to a point in life where $53 worth of pumpkins is a good deal, but here we are.
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Commenting "I don't know" on every article with a question in the headline
October 21, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Commenting "I don't know" on every article with a question in the headline
Growing up is coming up with more elaborate yet believable reasons to cancel plans as you drive to said plans bc you can’t possibly back out now
October 13, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Growing up is coming up with more elaborate yet believable reasons to cancel plans as you drive to said plans bc you can’t possibly back out now
I’m not saying the doll heads I see are scarier than the rattlers, just that they are more unsettling. I think it’s the eye contact
September 28, 2023 at 5:18 PM
I’m not saying the doll heads I see are scarier than the rattlers, just that they are more unsettling. I think it’s the eye contact
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If the Fetterman body double thing is a "conspiracy theory", then explain this. You can't.
September 20, 2023 at 1:22 AM
If the Fetterman body double thing is a "conspiracy theory", then explain this. You can't.
I just have a feeling the shit tomorrow morning is gonna be a battle.
I have no one to blame but myself
I have no one to blame but myself
September 20, 2023 at 1:22 AM
I just have a feeling the shit tomorrow morning is gonna be a battle.
I have no one to blame but myself
I have no one to blame but myself
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upsetting to be reminded my out of shape by not working for one week and then having my thighs scream for two days straight once I got back
September 19, 2023 at 10:18 PM
upsetting to be reminded my out of shape by not working for one week and then having my thighs scream for two days straight once I got back