Skumfang (she/her)
@skumfang.bsky.social
According to my children, I'm the literal worst.
I'm what happens when a manic pixie dream girl hits menopause-- she becomes a bog hag with a late autism diagnosis.
Salem, MA.
I'm what happens when a manic pixie dream girl hits menopause-- she becomes a bog hag with a late autism diagnosis.
Salem, MA.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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*not shopping at Target intensifies*
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
*not shopping at Target intensifies*
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Ok, but give me a LEGO Star Trek video game, please.
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Ok, but give me a LEGO Star Trek video game, please.
This better not be our country's shitty ass version of Franz Ferdinand
September 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This better not be our country's shitty ass version of Franz Ferdinand
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Time for some Blue Prince and then some relaxing Tower Wizard later! 😊
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
August 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Time for some Blue Prince and then some relaxing Tower Wizard later! 😊
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
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Internet controversy in 2015: Oh no, I did something wrong and people are mad at me on the internet. My career is over!!
Internet controversy in 2025: Excellent, my carefully crafted outrage bait has landed. My career is taking off!!
Internet controversy in 2025: Excellent, my carefully crafted outrage bait has landed. My career is taking off!!
July 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Internet controversy in 2015: Oh no, I did something wrong and people are mad at me on the internet. My career is over!!
Internet controversy in 2025: Excellent, my carefully crafted outrage bait has landed. My career is taking off!!
Internet controversy in 2025: Excellent, my carefully crafted outrage bait has landed. My career is taking off!!
today I found out my husband was in a band in high school with Jonathan Skrmetti and I'm like ...whut.
June 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
today I found out my husband was in a band in high school with Jonathan Skrmetti and I'm like ...whut.
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There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.
June 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
AUSTIN, TX—Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU DIED’ appeared once more on his screen, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly weighed a return to politics Monday after his 60th death on the tutorial level of Elden Ring Nightreign. “Seems like these enemies are glitched to be unkillable—maybe I should stop back by the […]
theonion.com
June 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
theonion.com/musk-we...
theonion.com/musk-we...
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More Blue Prince today, these puzzles ain't gonna solve themselves!
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
May 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
More Blue Prince today, these puzzles ain't gonna solve themselves!
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
This whole fucking thread. Seriously. My first crushes as a child were all Rick Moranis.
May 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This whole fucking thread. Seriously. My first crushes as a child were all Rick Moranis.
Happy Tom Holland performing Umbrella day! you know what to do!
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Happy Tom Holland performing Umbrella day! you know what to do!
I don't usually talk about my husband online, but him playing Blue Prince for 12 hours before he needed to start keeping notes is certainly how he operates.
April 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don't usually talk about my husband online, but him playing Blue Prince for 12 hours before he needed to start keeping notes is certainly how he operates.
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Hey y'all. Excellent Pirate and human @paintingpirate.bsky.social has a follower goal on twitch, with 150 to go. The boon? We get a full BG3 playthroug from him and with Patch 8 dropping next week, it's the perfect time to throw him a follow!
twitch.tv/paintingpirate
twitch.tv/paintingpirate
April 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hey y'all. Excellent Pirate and human @paintingpirate.bsky.social has a follower goal on twitch, with 150 to go. The boon? We get a full BG3 playthroug from him and with Patch 8 dropping next week, it's the perfect time to throw him a follow!
twitch.tv/paintingpirate
twitch.tv/paintingpirate
I am so excited for Murderbot.
April 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am so excited for Murderbot.
Post Your favorite Doctor Who wrong answers only
March 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Post Your favorite Doctor Who wrong answers only
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Dear “gamers” that feel the need to express their anger/frustration on someone’s “I’m excited for this video game” post,
No one asked.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
No one asked.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
March 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Dear “gamers” that feel the need to express their anger/frustration on someone’s “I’m excited for this video game” post,
No one asked.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
No one asked.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
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Checking out some more demos today!
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
March 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Checking out some more demos today!
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
Stream is live, tea is brewing. Cya soon! ----> twitch.tv/stephenjoys
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Prosper with Dragons is a cooperative card game for 2-4 players, ages 10 and up. In a post-apocalyptic world, disasters lurk around every corner and only a combination of human ingenuity and dragon might can fend them off.
Check out our Kickstarter today! 🐉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
Check out our Kickstarter today! 🐉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
Coming soon: Prosper with Dragons
A cooperative, post-apocalyptic, Afrofutures card game (with dragons!)
www.kickstarter.com
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Prosper with Dragons is a cooperative card game for 2-4 players, ages 10 and up. In a post-apocalyptic world, disasters lurk around every corner and only a combination of human ingenuity and dragon might can fend them off.
Check out our Kickstarter today! 🐉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
Check out our Kickstarter today! 🐉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
I just explained to my elderly mother the "leopards eating peoples faces" meme. So that happened.
January 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I just explained to my elderly mother the "leopards eating peoples faces" meme. So that happened.
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Manfred and I say #transrightsarehumanrights #dragonagetheveilguard 🫂❤️
January 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Manfred and I say #transrightsarehumanrights #dragonagetheveilguard 🫂❤️
I just saw someone in the market buy party-sized bags of potato chips, and 15 heads of broccoli. And nothing else. I hope their herd of guinea pigs is having an awesome party.
January 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I just saw someone in the market buy party-sized bags of potato chips, and 15 heads of broccoli. And nothing else. I hope their herd of guinea pigs is having an awesome party.
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You don't have to read the Vulture piece on Gaiman. Not to be able to engage in the discourse. Not to "honor" the experiences of his victims. You, a person without the power to effect meaningful justice against this abuser, do not need to apologize for being unable to do so by traumatizing yourself.
January 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You don't have to read the Vulture piece on Gaiman. Not to be able to engage in the discourse. Not to "honor" the experiences of his victims. You, a person without the power to effect meaningful justice against this abuser, do not need to apologize for being unable to do so by traumatizing yourself.