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Skippy the Toad
@skippytoad.bsky.social
She/her. Very few fucks left to give, and those generally go to my family, my pets, social justice, video games and art. I love amphibians, particularly the kind that jump real high, fantasy lit in all its flavors, and dad jokes. I'm a real faux pa. :-D
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I made a "joke post" once that I need trowa with his hair tied up using quatre's disembodied head and then I realized that I have friends who could make this happen SO

thank you @rcehb-art.bsky.social for indulging me!! 😂😂😂💖💖💖 her commissions are still open so go go go!!! #gundamwing #3x4
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
@captainpooky.bsky.social a new mug for you 💖
The perfect meeting mug can now be yours.
eatf.art/bed
May 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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New friend ✨️
May 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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This is just a reminder that while you survive The Horrors, check in with yourself to see if you need to:

Eat! Any food is better than no food.

Hydrate! It doesn’t have to be plain water.

Take meds! Hell yeah, science.

Touch grass! Nature is cool.

Play! Fun is self-care and fuel for the fight.
May 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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"ai is inevitable" no you are just a weak coward
May 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Cooked up a nice catalog spread for Momocon next week!

First part is our fleece hats, hoodies, and kigus! What you see is what we will have. No two are a like and unfortunately we don't have all sizes, but will have custom orders available after con!

#kawaiiart #artistalley #momocon #momocon2025
May 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Soft and fuzzy portrait meets painterly texture, this was so much fun to make!

Hire me to illustrate book covers like this 😍
May 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I'm listening to this, knowing what I wrote but still feeling like I'm grasping at something half-understood but still beautiful.
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Neil, a group of us translated one chapter of your Norse Mythology into Old English (with permission from your publishers). There's a recording of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=j972... - we hope you'll manage to give it a listen sometime. It was fun, thank you!
February 1, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Lmaoooooooooooooo
January 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Aloha everyone -
The Litigation Disaster Tourism Hour:
World Contastrophe, Trademark Edition is live now. Join us to learn why so many lawyers are hiding under so many desks.

twitch.tv/questauthority
January 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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"Elinor agreed to it all, for she did not think he deserved the compliment of rational opposition."

-Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility
January 25, 2024 at 3:06 AM
TIL that in Taiwan, the garbage trucks sing! That's brilliant and I wish American garbage trucks would sing.
November 10, 2023 at 12:28 AM
It's an armored personnel carrier from the future -- what Bladerunner would have driven.
November 2, 2023 at 1:26 PM
It's an armored personnel carrier from the future -- what Bladerunner would have driven.
November 2, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Ian: Who would've thought pastrami and cheese sandwiches were so good?
Brent: 🤨 Uh, I'd thought...
Ian: You've had a pastrami and cheese sandwich before?!
Brent: Amazingly, yes. 😂

#Ianisms
November 2, 2023 at 12:58 AM
It's an armored personnel carrier from the future -- what Bladerunner would have driven.
November 2, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Ian, re a location that was 5 minutes away from us: "I think that if we go to the other side of the earth and keep going west, we'll finally get there."

Me: I mean... yes? 😂

#Ianisms
November 1, 2023 at 1:31 AM
I was putting on punk glam makeup this morning (relatively tame tbh) for my costume, but I HARDLY EVER wear makeup. Ian was watching me.

Ian: Wow, you're even starting to look like not my mom any more! 😯

Apparently I really don't wear makeup very often... 😅

#Ianisms
October 31, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Me: Ian, get these dishes and water bottles [all in the living room] into the kitchen.
Ian: *absolutely buck naked* *takes EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE in his arms to the kitchen, dumps loudly into sink*
Me: 🤨 Uh, thanks...
Ian: *runs at light speed back to the LR, screaming in pterodactyl*

#ianisms
October 27, 2023 at 3:08 PM
I'm slightly ashamed to admit I hadn't ever really paid attention to the lyrics of *NSync's delightfully misheard springtime hit "It's Gonna Be Me" until this morning when my son and I were listening to music with the lyrics up on the way to school, and I realized how ABSOLUTELY cringey they are. 😨😅
October 27, 2023 at 12:44 AM
😳
October 25, 2023 at 1:22 PM
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Recently I read about these bats that have lived in a closed cave system for generations. At some point they were sealed in and they just migrate back and forth in the same tunnels, blind and unaware of the world.

Anyway those bats care WAY more about Taylor Swift’s dating life than I do
October 23, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Me: Why are you so grouchy?
Ian: 😠 I'm not grouchy.
Me: Oh, really? You're acting grouchy.
Ian: 😠 No I'm not.
Me: 😏 Right. 😂

#Ianisms
October 25, 2023 at 1:22 AM