phi 💗
sjshay.bsky.social
phi 💗
@sjshay.bsky.social
you know really bad shit is happening when they have to send Katy Perry to space to distract us all
April 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The moment I am able to get sober its over for all of you
April 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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i still can't believe chappell wrote a country song about tops

you can't convince me that shit wasn't made with me specifically in mind
March 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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My first (and for a while only) exposure to Darude: Sandstorm was at Six Flags Great America where during Fright Fest they would take the enclosed teacup ride, black it out, fill it with fog and lights and stuff, then blast the music as you spun yourself to death and it was beautiful.
March 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
if you sing that frank Sinatra song My Way at karaoke I think you should be shot on sight
March 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Now I NEEED ONYA NERVE to win drag race !!!!!!!!
March 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My friends throw a pink pony club party every year for 3 of our friends birthdays and it's been going on for 3 years and since she's finally blown up they projected this in the bathroom🥹
#chappellroan
March 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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sometimes I like to sing mambo no. 5 but after it starts with the "one, two, three-four-five" instead of the lyrics i just keep counting
March 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
getting sober is very... sobering
March 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to
March 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Can't post on insta anymore or follow anyone because apparently encouraging people to shop local with cash and visit the national parks is a security threat and they need to "protect their community" which means making sure WE have no community :) free speech yay! #winterboots #boycott
March 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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DAMN
February 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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donkey kong's beloved slogan "slow down slow down i'm gonna kong"
November 11, 2023 at 4:00 AM
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Ben & Jerry’s is absolutely HOLDING IT DOWN with the kind of corporate values I appreciated

I buy there delicious stuff already, but this just gives me incentive to buy MORE!
January 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.

Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.

Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.

Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Free speech absolutists
January 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
brb playing chess cunt mode
January 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits
January 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Personally I’d like to stop seeing pictures of the richest man in the world doing a sieg heil at the U.S. presidential inauguration.
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Wah
January 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Ok #booksky, let’s talk.

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January 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Rigatoni reminds me of capybara.
January 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM