HummusVacuum999
@hummusvacuum999.bsky.social
Tongue-in-cheek Emo/Punk from Ohio
STREAM 💊‘LEXAPRO SKATER’🛹 HERE:
https://linktr.ee/HummusVacuum?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZJ7J93HTirt0tHw9UcJrsoVi_9tc-K_3zNWDtJa1tn4ehvVR9DPhkSkAc_aem_GYgfAEQIReHicEsl4PPYTw
STREAM 💊‘LEXAPRO SKATER’🛹 HERE:
https://linktr.ee/HummusVacuum?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZJ7J93HTirt0tHw9UcJrsoVi_9tc-K_3zNWDtJa1tn4ehvVR9DPhkSkAc_aem_GYgfAEQIReHicEsl4PPYTw
Pinned
I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it
If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate
Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate
Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
Nobody wants to work anymore
“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”
Full version available 8/26
“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”
Full version available 8/26
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Nobody wants to work anymore
“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”
Full version available 8/26
“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”
Full version available 8/26
please tell me is this the song of the summer?
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
please tell me is this the song of the summer?
honestly how dare we
June 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
honestly how dare we
when my third grade classmates don’t believe I kissed a girl over summer break
June 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
when my third grade classmates don’t believe I kissed a girl over summer break
can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?
next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.
April 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.
Officially one month of
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’
Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.
Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’
Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.
Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
March 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Officially one month of
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’
Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.
Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’
Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.
Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why
March 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why
Reposted by HummusVacuum999
"Don't you hate it when you're watching band and it turns out it was just Weezer in disguise the whole time?"
HummusVacuum @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social | Steal From Corporations & Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer cover | The Rockwell Somerville, MA | March 5, 2025
youtu.be/ooWQPM2eou4
HummusVacuum @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social | Steal From Corporations & Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer cover | The Rockwell Somerville, MA | March 5, 2025
youtu.be/ooWQPM2eou4
HummusVacuum "Steal From Corporations" & "Undone (The Sweater Song)" Weezer Cover LIVE
YouTube video by Concerts Hub
youtu.be
March 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Don't you hate it when you're watching band and it turns out it was just Weezer in disguise the whole time?"
HummusVacuum @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social | Steal From Corporations & Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer cover | The Rockwell Somerville, MA | March 5, 2025
youtu.be/ooWQPM2eou4
HummusVacuum @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social | Steal From Corporations & Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer cover | The Rockwell Somerville, MA | March 5, 2025
youtu.be/ooWQPM2eou4
PITTSBURGH YOU WERE NUTS
CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
March 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
PITTSBURGH YOU WERE NUTS
CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
Reposted by HummusVacuum999
TOMORROW: @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + @5everband.bsky.social w/ Pitter Patter + Panic Landing at The Government Center!!
TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu...
LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com
5ever.bandcamp.com
@reallyradrecs.bsky.social
TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu...
LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com
5ever.bandcamp.com
@reallyradrecs.bsky.social
March 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
TOMORROW: @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + @5everband.bsky.social w/ Pitter Patter + Panic Landing at The Government Center!!
TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu...
LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com
5ever.bandcamp.com
@reallyradrecs.bsky.social
TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu...
LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com
5ever.bandcamp.com
@reallyradrecs.bsky.social
PAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN BONKERS. THANK YOU FOR SINGING ALONG.
📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔
Come kick my ass
📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔
Come kick my ass
March 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
PAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN BONKERS. THANK YOU FOR SINGING ALONG.
📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔
Come kick my ass
📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔
Come kick my ass
BOSTON 2NITE BABY
I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE
🎟️ in ☣️
I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE
🎟️ in ☣️
March 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
BOSTON 2NITE BABY
I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE
🎟️ in ☣️
I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE
🎟️ in ☣️
Reposted by HummusVacuum999
It's a rare day that I review music that's not ska, but it's not often I run into emo and pop punk bands singing about my favorite problem solving strategy
Head over to start track and check out my review of @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social and bring a hammer and blade
start-track.com/single-hummu...
Head over to start track and check out my review of @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social and bring a hammer and blade
start-track.com/single-hummu...
March 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It's a rare day that I review music that's not ska, but it's not often I run into emo and pop punk bands singing about my favorite problem solving strategy
Head over to start track and check out my review of @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social and bring a hammer and blade
start-track.com/single-hummu...
Head over to start track and check out my review of @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social and bring a hammer and blade
start-track.com/single-hummu...
time for a spelling lesson
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
February 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
time for a spelling lesson
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social
3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)
3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA
3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT
3/7 - NEW YORK CITY
3/8 - BUTLER, NJ
3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA
3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH
3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)
3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)
3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA
3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT
3/7 - NEW YORK CITY
3/8 - BUTLER, NJ
3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA
3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH
3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)
3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
February 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social
3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)
3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA
3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT
3/7 - NEW YORK CITY
3/8 - BUTLER, NJ
3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA
3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH
3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)
3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)
3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA
3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT
3/7 - NEW YORK CITY
3/8 - BUTLER, NJ
3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA
3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH
3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)
3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
We hit the road w/ @5everband.bsky.social in just over A WEEK.
Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?
🎟️ in the ☣️
Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?
🎟️ in the ☣️
February 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We hit the road w/ @5everband.bsky.social in just over A WEEK.
Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?
🎟️ in the ☣️
Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?
🎟️ in the ☣️
Need help!
going out of my comfort zone and going to an EDM show tonight, what are some of the worst things you could tell somebody you’re trip-sitting?
going out of my comfort zone and going to an EDM show tonight, what are some of the worst things you could tell somebody you’re trip-sitting?
February 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Need help!
going out of my comfort zone and going to an EDM show tonight, what are some of the worst things you could tell somebody you’re trip-sitting?
going out of my comfort zone and going to an EDM show tonight, what are some of the worst things you could tell somebody you’re trip-sitting?
🪓2/28🪓
Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
February 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🪓2/28🪓
Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
Reposted by HummusVacuum999
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
February 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
holy shit I can’t believe they did it
February 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
holy shit I can’t believe they did it
Reposted by HummusVacuum999
DIY GOD SINGLE AND MUSIC VIDEO OUT TODAY
bump it blast it drive around make out and dance to it 🚗🔊🎶🏖️
DIY GOD is the first single off of our EP “DYE” out later this year ;)
bump it blast it drive around make out and dance to it 🚗🔊🎶🏖️
DIY GOD is the first single off of our EP “DYE” out later this year ;)
youtube.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
DIY GOD SINGLE AND MUSIC VIDEO OUT TODAY
bump it blast it drive around make out and dance to it 🚗🔊🎶🏖️
DIY GOD is the first single off of our EP “DYE” out later this year ;)
bump it blast it drive around make out and dance to it 🚗🔊🎶🏖️
DIY GOD is the first single off of our EP “DYE” out later this year ;)
What if I told you there’s a full version of this coming out on 2/28
What if I told you there’s a presave link for Spotify & Apple Music in our bio
wouldn’t that be something
What if I told you there’s a presave link for Spotify & Apple Music in our bio
wouldn’t that be something
I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it
February 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What if I told you there’s a full version of this coming out on 2/28
What if I told you there’s a presave link for Spotify & Apple Music in our bio
wouldn’t that be something
What if I told you there’s a presave link for Spotify & Apple Music in our bio
wouldn’t that be something