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If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate

Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nobody wants to work anymore

“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”

Full version available 8/26
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
please tell me is this the song of the summer?
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
honestly how dare we
June 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when my third grade classmates don’t believe I kissed a girl over summer break
June 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.
April 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Officially one month of
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’

Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.

Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
March 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why
March 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
PITTSBURGH YOU WERE NUTS

CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
March 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
PAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN BONKERS. THANK YOU FOR SINGING ALONG.

📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔

Come kick my ass
March 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
BOSTON 2NITE BABY

I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE

🎟️ in ☣️
March 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
time for a spelling lesson

🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓

is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
February 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
February 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social

3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)

3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA

3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT

3/7 - NEW YORK CITY

3/8 - BUTLER, NJ

3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA

3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA

3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH

3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)

3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
February 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We hit the road w/ @5everband.bsky.social in just over A WEEK.

Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?

🎟️ in the ☣️
February 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
🪓2/28🪓

Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
February 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓

Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
February 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
holy shit I can’t believe they did it
February 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Bluesky doesn’t let you post videos over 60 seconds yet so go to our IG page to find out if we get bingo on this edition of ~Facebook Comment Bingo~
February 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
holy shit hahahahahahah
February 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
secrets out kendrick will be playing all of American football LP1 through his iPhone speaker
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
chance if you’re reading this do you like emo
January 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
show me who made this so I can give them the fattest wedgie
January 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Government = Solved. Everyone say thank you.
January 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM