HummusVacuum999
@hummusvacuum999.bsky.social
Tongue-in-cheek Emo/Punk from Ohio
STREAM 💊‘LEXAPRO SKATER’🛹 HERE:
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STREAM 💊‘LEXAPRO SKATER’🛹 HERE:
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If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate
Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate
Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice
Nobody wants to work anymore
“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”
Full version available 8/26
“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”
Full version available 8/26
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Nobody wants to work anymore
“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”
Full version available 8/26
“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”
Full version available 8/26
please tell me is this the song of the summer?
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
please tell me is this the song of the summer?
honestly how dare we
June 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
honestly how dare we
when my third grade classmates don’t believe I kissed a girl over summer break
June 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
when my third grade classmates don’t believe I kissed a girl over summer break
can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?
next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.
April 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.
Officially one month of
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’
Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.
Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’
Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.
Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
March 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Officially one month of
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’
Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.
Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’
Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.
Full version available to stream everywhere NOW
I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why
March 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why
PITTSBURGH YOU WERE NUTS
CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
March 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
PITTSBURGH YOU WERE NUTS
CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S
PAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN BONKERS. THANK YOU FOR SINGING ALONG.
📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔
Come kick my ass
📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔
Come kick my ass
March 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
PAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN BONKERS. THANK YOU FOR SINGING ALONG.
📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔
Come kick my ass
📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔
Come kick my ass
BOSTON 2NITE BABY
I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE
🎟️ in ☣️
I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE
🎟️ in ☣️
March 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
BOSTON 2NITE BABY
I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE
🎟️ in ☣️
I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE
🎟️ in ☣️
time for a spelling lesson
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
February 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
time for a spelling lesson
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social
3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)
3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA
3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT
3/7 - NEW YORK CITY
3/8 - BUTLER, NJ
3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA
3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH
3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)
3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)
3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA
3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT
3/7 - NEW YORK CITY
3/8 - BUTLER, NJ
3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA
3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH
3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)
3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
February 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social
3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)
3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA
3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT
3/7 - NEW YORK CITY
3/8 - BUTLER, NJ
3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA
3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH
3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)
3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)
3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA
3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT
3/7 - NEW YORK CITY
3/8 - BUTLER, NJ
3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA
3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH
3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)
3/13 - CHICAGO, IL
We hit the road w/ @5everband.bsky.social in just over A WEEK.
Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?
🎟️ in the ☣️
Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?
🎟️ in the ☣️
February 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We hit the road w/ @5everband.bsky.social in just over A WEEK.
Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?
🎟️ in the ☣️
Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?
🎟️ in the ☣️
🪓2/28🪓
Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
February 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🪓2/28🪓
Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
February 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️
holy shit I can’t believe they did it
February 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
holy shit I can’t believe they did it
Bluesky doesn’t let you post videos over 60 seconds yet so go to our IG page to find out if we get bingo on this edition of ~Facebook Comment Bingo~
February 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Bluesky doesn’t let you post videos over 60 seconds yet so go to our IG page to find out if we get bingo on this edition of ~Facebook Comment Bingo~
holy shit hahahahahahah
February 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
holy shit hahahahahahah
secrets out kendrick will be playing all of American football LP1 through his iPhone speaker
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
secrets out kendrick will be playing all of American football LP1 through his iPhone speaker
chance if you’re reading this do you like emo
January 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
chance if you’re reading this do you like emo
show me who made this so I can give them the fattest wedgie
January 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
show me who made this so I can give them the fattest wedgie
Government = Solved. Everyone say thank you.
January 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Government = Solved. Everyone say thank you.