If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate

Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice

Nobody wants to work anymore

“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”

Full version available 8/26

please tell me is this the song of the summer?

honestly how dare we

can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?

next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.

Officially one month of
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’

Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.

Full version available to stream everywhere NOW

I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why

time for a spelling lesson

🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓

is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.

Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social

3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)

3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA

3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT

3/7 - NEW YORK CITY

3/8 - BUTLER, NJ

3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA

3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA

3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH

3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)

3/13 - CHICAGO, IL

🪓2/28🪓

Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut

🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓

Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️

Bluesky doesn’t let you post videos over 60 seconds yet so go to our IG page to find out if we get bingo on this edition of ~Facebook Comment Bingo~

Government = Solved. Everyone say thank you.