Thomas Roberts
@sirwobbler.bsky.social
A smart, talkative, upright ape with a penchant for material possessions.
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When you shoot your own puppy and become the head of HLS… 🫢
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When you shoot your own puppy and become the head of HLS… 🫢
Appearing to close his eyes?
Look at your own damn picture CNN,
They ARE closed.
Those of us still owning our own testicles call it being asleep.
Look at your own damn picture CNN,
They ARE closed.
Those of us still owning our own testicles call it being asleep.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Appearing to close his eyes?
Look at your own damn picture CNN,
They ARE closed.
Those of us still owning our own testicles call it being asleep.
Look at your own damn picture CNN,
They ARE closed.
Those of us still owning our own testicles call it being asleep.
They haven't grouped up because they loved the guy, They grouped up because they're scared and don't know who might be next.
September 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
They haven't grouped up because they loved the guy, They grouped up because they're scared and don't know who might be next.
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These cats look like they're about to drop the hottest album... right after they kick your ass.
September 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
These cats look like they're about to drop the hottest album... right after they kick your ass.
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Take a nap.
#RoyalCat #CatsofBluesky #MeowQuotes#MeowGreetings
#Caturday #CatLife #Meow #CatLove #MorningMajesty #CatEmperor #CatHumor#blueskyねこ部 #AIART
#RoyalCat #CatsofBluesky #MeowQuotes#MeowGreetings
#Caturday #CatLife #Meow #CatLove #MorningMajesty #CatEmperor #CatHumor#blueskyねこ部 #AIART
September 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Beautiful reflection of sky and water 💦 on the St Croix River in Minnesota
#Photography
#Photographer
#BlueSkyArt
#EastCoastKin
#Water
#Nature
#Minnesota
#Photography
#Photographer
#BlueSkyArt
#EastCoastKin
#Water
#Nature
#Minnesota
September 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Beautiful reflection of sky and water 💦 on the St Croix River in Minnesota
#Photography
#Photographer
#BlueSkyArt
#EastCoastKin
#Water
#Nature
#Minnesota
#Photography
#Photographer
#BlueSkyArt
#EastCoastKin
#Water
#Nature
#Minnesota
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The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
August 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
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![When you thought you ran over an animal but it just landed up being an ice agent
[robert downey jr wtih his hand on his chest with a relieved look on his face]
#satire](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreifvohu7j66snalidez37uf2vq64wx6xtzonxmddqj5sdfxulgthua@jpeg)
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Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
August 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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Artist: @worry_lines on insta
June 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Artist: @worry_lines on insta
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Yep, that's the feeling...
June 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Yep, that's the feeling...
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BROWARD SHERIFF TONY: “We have other priorities in this community I am focused on and immigration is NOT ONE OF THEM.
It’s not our preview. It’s not our responsibility and I will NOT participate in it.”
It’s not our preview. It’s not our responsibility and I will NOT participate in it.”
June 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
BROWARD SHERIFF TONY: “We have other priorities in this community I am focused on and immigration is NOT ONE OF THEM.
It’s not our preview. It’s not our responsibility and I will NOT participate in it.”
It’s not our preview. It’s not our responsibility and I will NOT participate in it.”
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;;;;;;IMPORTANT ;;;;;;NOW ;;;;;;;;;READ BELOW;;;;;STATEMENT
BREAKING: Los Angeles Police Chief Jim McDonnell releases a statement after an ICE raid earlier today, saying that his officers will not cooperate or assist ICE in any way.
June 8, 2025 at 9:01 AM
;;;;;;IMPORTANT ;;;;;;NOW ;;;;;;;;;READ BELOW;;;;;STATEMENT
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No more masked ICE agents.
Unmask the terrorists.
Unmask the terrorists.
June 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
No more masked ICE agents.
Unmask the terrorists.
Unmask the terrorists.
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Eventually, someone will.
May 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Eventually, someone will.
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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
Being responsible and owning the consequences of your actions is sexy.
May 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Being responsible and owning the consequences of your actions is sexy.
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