They bust into mine then I'll die.
But so will several of them.

Easier to aim sitting in my recliner when they come in.

That's a good way to hear loud pops and the sound of ICE agents never going home again.

And on that day his penis grew a millimeter and a half. Twice its normal size.

She accidentally fall between the couch cushions?

I'd pay real money to see this walking mouth take a hard beating.

yep, she had it coming. 😁

So explain to me why while a man is slamming a woman around a hallway, that all these people are taking pictures instead of stomping the shit out of this guy?