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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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I love this!
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I love this!
SUCH a delight to watch the ever-wonderful @nicolehaase.bsky.social on Jeopardy. So freaking cool!
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
SUCH a delight to watch the ever-wonderful @nicolehaase.bsky.social on Jeopardy. So freaking cool!
If anyone is looking for a bookstore to support this Small Business Saturday, may I recommend my beloved local indie Read Between the Lynes?
bookshop.org/shop/readbet...
They're going to be losing out on sales today since we're getting many inches of snow, so I know they'd appreciate a lil boost!
bookshop.org/shop/readbet...
They're going to be losing out on sales today since we're getting many inches of snow, so I know they'd appreciate a lil boost!
Read Between The Lynes Bookshop
Read Between The Lynes is YOUR hometown bookstore. We are proudly located on the Historic Woodstock Square, keeping our focus on convenience, community and you, our customers. Read Between The Lynes h...
bookshop.org
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If anyone is looking for a bookstore to support this Small Business Saturday, may I recommend my beloved local indie Read Between the Lynes?
bookshop.org/shop/readbet...
They're going to be losing out on sales today since we're getting many inches of snow, so I know they'd appreciate a lil boost!
bookshop.org/shop/readbet...
They're going to be losing out on sales today since we're getting many inches of snow, so I know they'd appreciate a lil boost!
There are some single-use kitchen gadgets that I only use occasionally but when I do I'm extremely grateful for their existence.
Cookie scoops are high up on that list.
Cookie scoops are high up on that list.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
There are some single-use kitchen gadgets that I only use occasionally but when I do I'm extremely grateful for their existence.
Cookie scoops are high up on that list.
Cookie scoops are high up on that list.
WHY does your sweater need to include 7% wool? STOP IT.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
WHY does your sweater need to include 7% wool? STOP IT.
Already seen two different headlines today with misspellings (Effect vs. Affect, Week vs. Weak).
We really are cooked, aren't we?
We really are cooked, aren't we?
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Already seen two different headlines today with misspellings (Effect vs. Affect, Week vs. Weak).
We really are cooked, aren't we?
We really are cooked, aren't we?
Just gotta note that this has ABSOLUTELY gone mainstream. I was standing in the pharmacy waiting for my flu shot and overheard a bunch of little old ladies calling out this BS and the "25% less" lie.
Gotta love how Jon Karl and ABC News had this graphic ready to go *the very moment* that Hassett rolled out his Walmart anecdote.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just gotta note that this has ABSOLUTELY gone mainstream. I was standing in the pharmacy waiting for my flu shot and overheard a bunch of little old ladies calling out this BS and the "25% less" lie.
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
Just bought the most INCREDIBLE dress today for a NYE wedding, I'm so excited to wear it and also to show y'all
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just bought the most INCREDIBLE dress today for a NYE wedding, I'm so excited to wear it and also to show y'all
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
What a banger of a UWCL match this has been
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What a banger of a UWCL match this has been
Obligatory aurora pics, first from me (closer to the city), then one from my dad (more rural, better camera). Was shocked I caught a couple moments that were actually visible!
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Obligatory aurora pics, first from me (closer to the city), then one from my dad (more rural, better camera). Was shocked I caught a couple moments that were actually visible!
Yessssssss I was so dearly hoping for more in this universe, it's so incredibly rich, and this sounds absolutely delicious!
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Yessssssss I was so dearly hoping for more in this universe, it's so incredibly rich, and this sounds absolutely delicious!
Especially given that I completely forgot this even happened because it was such a forgettable movie...
Felix Leiter got half eaten by a shark so I don't think anyone has to worry about lore continuity in Bond
Spoiler: it’s because he died. The writers of a franchise whose main character has been played by seven actors across sixty years think they have to come up with a plot explanation for the character coming back after dying in the previous movie. radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Especially given that I completely forgot this even happened because it was such a forgettable movie...
"What has the game come to?" You do remember the forward pass didn't used to exist, right?
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"What has the game come to?" You do remember the forward pass didn't used to exist, right?
Also a big fan of using free fax services. I know it's not true, but I still like to imagine that every time I send a fax, they have to hear that god-awful screeching in the office.
Don't forget you can also email them—go to their website and click the contact option. Speaking as someone sitting in an airport and not making phone calls.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Also a big fan of using free fax services. I know it's not true, but I still like to imagine that every time I send a fax, they have to hear that god-awful screeching in the office.
What the fuck I get home from being out and about and pick one of the non-competitive football games to have on in the background and I get jumpscared by fucking Trump?????? CONTENT WARNING JFC.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What the fuck I get home from being out and about and pick one of the non-competitive football games to have on in the background and I get jumpscared by fucking Trump?????? CONTENT WARNING JFC.
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"I didn't want to say immediately it was me," fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux said. "With this photo there is a mystery, so you have to make it last." n.pr/3WOLsWT
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
"I didn't want to say immediately it was me," fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux said. "With this photo there is a mystery, so you have to make it last."
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"I didn't want to say immediately it was me," fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux said. "With this photo there is a mystery, so you have to make it last." n.pr/3WOLsWT
Am I doing this right?
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Am I doing this right?
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Filed for future use.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Filed for future use.
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There are many songs about this city, but Tom Waits wrote one of the best, simply titled "Chicago." Out today, Mavis Staples' new album kicks off with her fantastic version of the song. I'm so glad to hear this quintessential Chicago singer putting her own stamp on it.
Chicago
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November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There are many songs about this city, but Tom Waits wrote one of the best, simply titled "Chicago." Out today, Mavis Staples' new album kicks off with her fantastic version of the song. I'm so glad to hear this quintessential Chicago singer putting her own stamp on it.
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I always get SO stressed during these elections where I don't have one. So many people saying "don't forget to vote!!!!!" and every time I worry that I've completely forgotten something but no! I don't have one!
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I always get SO stressed during these elections where I don't have one. So many people saying "don't forget to vote!!!!!" and every time I worry that I've completely forgotten something but no! I don't have one!
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GOD what i wouldn't give for a hot aloof wife to run my life. the more aloof the better, frankly
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
GOD what i wouldn't give for a hot aloof wife to run my life. the more aloof the better, frankly