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Gilligan
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Free sarcasm, no political affiliation but tend to support logical humane thinkers
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My take on today’s main news story:

Trump knows he’s dying soon and that the majority of America and the world will celebrate his death.

So Rob Reiner, who he saw as an “enemy, getting so much love after his death was too much for him to bear.

And, as a narcissist with dementia, he lashed out.
December 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Fire🔥 waiting.......👇
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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CNN: We only look down on supporters of the World’s Biggest Asshole because this is the kind of shit they voted for. He’s always been cruel, petty, and selfish
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I'm so old, I remember when being insufficiently respectful of the death of misshapen garden gnome Charlie Kirk would get you fired from your job
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Truth
SO TRUE 👇👇
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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😭😭😭💀💀💀
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Trump has no views either domestic or foreign. He is all about himself, accumulating wealth, seeking adoration, loving the power. He is intellectually inept, semi literate and an angry little man. The people around him control the agenda and guide him in their direction.
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Pretty much every article about the Putin-Kushner-Witkoff summit in Moscow yesterday fails to mention that Kushner is simultaneously accepting tens of millions in annual payments from the Saudis and other foreign governments.

Seems like a key detail!
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Congratulations, MAGAs, you’ve owned the Libs—and all it’s cost you is a functioning government, a working democracy, human rights, national peace, economic stability, affordable groceries, affordable healthcare, qualified leaders, and global standing.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/congratula...
Congratulations, Trump Supporters, You've Owned the Libs
Well, Trump Supporters, as a member of the woke radical Left, it kills me to say this, but you win.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Newsweek: A federal appeals court appeared doubtful of Trump’s attempt to reinstate an anti-racketeering lawsuit that alleged a conspiracy by Hillary Clinton, James Comey & others to link his 2016 presidential campaign to Russia.

Good!
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Walmart Hostages Insist They Never Shop At Walmart
theonion.tumblr.com
Walmart Hostages Insist They Never Shop At Walmart
twp.ai
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
theonion.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Americans know who's responsible for the shutdown

Republicans can try hard
to blame Democrats

But America knows Trump & Republicans slashed Medicaid & Medicare

And, Trump & Republicans are hellbent on trashing Affordable Care

It's a GOP HealthCare Shutdown
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I always found it alarming as fuck that the far right and MAGAT populace constantly called everyone a “pedo.”

Their m.o. over there is to accuse the “enemy” of that which they are guilty.

They’re so afraid of being proven wrong that they’ll cover for a fucking pedophile President
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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maga cultists deserve to have access to food, just like everyone else.

They should be made to wear their maga hats while in line at the food bank, however.
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I’m not sure he even knows where the grocery store is 🙄🙄🙄

Honestly brought my birth certificate my tribal ID my marriage certificate my enhanced drivers license and my fucking Social Security card yesterday to vote and if need be, I’ll dip my damn finger in ink and walk to do it

suck it maga
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Just give that orange toddler something shiny to play with. It'll distract him for a while.
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM