The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Pinned
The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
· Nov 11
A lot of people are saying that my 44-year nitrous oxide addiction and multiple marriages and divorces to Cheryl have left me no choice but to become a lowly Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM.
But they are only 99% right.
I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
But they are only 99% right.
I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
When he’s not playing golf, King Dementia Don Fitzputin is skiing down Multiple Dicks Mountain.
Now we know one of his dance partners.
donald trump wearing a red hat that says " great again "
ALT: donald trump wearing a red hat that says " great again "
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When he’s not playing golf, King Dementia Don Fitzputin is skiing down Multiple Dicks Mountain.
This is what it’s like to spend the afternoon with Secretary Pete Hogbreath.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is what it’s like to spend the afternoon with Secretary Pete Hogbreath.
It’s incredibly frustrating that Democrats caved, but at least 42 million Americans will not starve to death.
Because we know Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck about starving Americans.
Because we know Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck about starving Americans.
Only the Republikkkans would deny food to 42 million Americans.
Almost 40% of SNAP recipients are poor whites — you know, white trailer trash MAGATS.
Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuck about these people.
I’m sure not a single Republikkkan is going to bed hungry tonight or any night.
Almost 40% of SNAP recipients are poor whites — you know, white trailer trash MAGATS.
Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuck about these people.
I’m sure not a single Republikkkan is going to bed hungry tonight or any night.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It’s incredibly frustrating that Democrats caved, but at least 42 million Americans will not starve to death.
Because we know Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck about starving Americans.
Because we know Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck about starving Americans.
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Only 5 minutes a day screaming at your Representatives will make you taller, younger and more beautiful.
@5calls.org
@5calls.org
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
Www.5calls.org
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Only 5 minutes a day screaming at your Representatives will make you taller, younger and more beautiful.
@5calls.org
@5calls.org
Only the Republikkkans would deny food to 42 million Americans.
Almost 40% of SNAP recipients are poor whites — you know, white trailer trash MAGATS.
Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuck about these people.
I’m sure not a single Republikkkan is going to bed hungry tonight or any night.
Almost 40% of SNAP recipients are poor whites — you know, white trailer trash MAGATS.
Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuck about these people.
I’m sure not a single Republikkkan is going to bed hungry tonight or any night.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Only the Republikkkans would deny food to 42 million Americans.
Almost 40% of SNAP recipients are poor whites — you know, white trailer trash MAGATS.
Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuck about these people.
I’m sure not a single Republikkkan is going to bed hungry tonight or any night.
Almost 40% of SNAP recipients are poor whites — you know, white trailer trash MAGATS.
Republikkkans don’t give a fuuuuuuuck about these people.
I’m sure not a single Republikkkan is going to bed hungry tonight or any night.
“Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2: King Dementia Don Fitzputin Electric Boogaloo”
a man dressed as a devil with horns and a beard
ALT: a man dressed as a devil with horns and a beard
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2: King Dementia Don Fitzputin Electric Boogaloo”
Gat dam #TruthHurts
What happens when Artificial Intelligence figures out the best way to run a society is to drastically shrink the wealth of the people who own Artificial Intelligence?
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Gat dam #TruthHurts
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Five words: “Did Women Ruin The Workplace?”
Also five words:
Also five words:
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Five words: “Did Women Ruin The Workplace?”
Also five words:
Also five words:
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I love watching maga panic.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I love watching maga panic.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️
“With dementia, patients have good days, and they have bad days.”
- White Home Senior Living Staff
- White Home Senior Living Staff
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“With dementia, patients have good days, and they have bad days.”
- White Home Senior Living Staff
- White Home Senior Living Staff
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Reposted by The Bluesmobile
A reading from the Book of Linus And The Great Pumpkin:
“Behold! Just because you really, really, really believe in something — it DOESN’T make it true!
Science is true, whether you believe in it or not.
So stop indoctrination innocent rubes like Sally.
Amen (Good Grief).”
“Behold! Just because you really, really, really believe in something — it DOESN’T make it true!
Science is true, whether you believe in it or not.
So stop indoctrination innocent rubes like Sally.
Amen (Good Grief).”
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A reading from the Book of Linus And The Great Pumpkin:
“Behold! Just because you really, really, really believe in something — it DOESN’T make it true!
Science is true, whether you believe in it or not.
So stop indoctrination innocent rubes like Sally.
Amen (Good Grief).”
“Behold! Just because you really, really, really believe in something — it DOESN’T make it true!
Science is true, whether you believe in it or not.
So stop indoctrination innocent rubes like Sally.
Amen (Good Grief).”
I visited Charlie Kirk in Hell last night.
He does not like Hell.
And he hates when I visit.
He does not like Hell.
And he hates when I visit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I visited Charlie Kirk in Hell last night.
He does not like Hell.
And he hates when I visit.
He does not like Hell.
And he hates when I visit.
King Dementia Don Fitzputin watching tonight’s election results:
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
King Dementia Don Fitzputin watching tonight’s election results:
Creepy rapist Andrew Closet-Homo is endorsed by Jeffrey Epstein for Mayor of NYC.
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Creepy rapist Andrew Closet-Homo is endorsed by Jeffrey Epstein for Mayor of NYC.
40% of SNAP benefits go to poor white people who voted for King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
I guess it’s time for white people to start eating the dogs. Eating the cats.
I guess it’s time for white people to start eating the dogs. Eating the cats.
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
40% of SNAP benefits go to poor white people who voted for King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
I guess it’s time for white people to start eating the dogs. Eating the cats.
I guess it’s time for white people to start eating the dogs. Eating the cats.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This may be the perfect Halloween song.
Sorry I didn’t share it earlier because we saved a lot of money on candy tonight by blasting this song in all of our garages and safe houses across the globe for the last 12 hours.
Sorry I didn’t share it earlier because we saved a lot of money on candy tonight by blasting this song in all of our garages and safe houses across the globe for the last 12 hours.
Man Made of co2 by Man or Astro-Man? on Apple Music
Song · 1997 · Duration 2:14
music.apple.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This may be the perfect Halloween song.
Sorry I didn’t share it earlier because we saved a lot of money on candy tonight by blasting this song in all of our garages and safe houses across the globe for the last 12 hours.
Sorry I didn’t share it earlier because we saved a lot of money on candy tonight by blasting this song in all of our garages and safe houses across the globe for the last 12 hours.
Tear down a perfectly good building, and replace it with something Gad awful.
Now I see how King Dementia Don Fitzputin bankrupted a casino.
Now I see how King Dementia Don Fitzputin bankrupted a casino.
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Tear down a perfectly good building, and replace it with something Gad awful.
Now I see how King Dementia Don Fitzputin bankrupted a casino.
Now I see how King Dementia Don Fitzputin bankrupted a casino.
“I’m not a vegan, but I only eat emotional support animals.”
- Mike Vecchione
- Mike Vecchione
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“I’m not a vegan, but I only eat emotional support animals.”
- Mike Vecchione
- Mike Vecchione
I personally think it’s HAAAlarious that EVERY teenaged boy has the exact same haircut as a 90s lesbian.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I personally think it’s HAAAlarious that EVERY teenaged boy has the exact same haircut as a 90s lesbian.