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•Flushing the best parts of Donald J. Trump on a semi-regular basis 🚽

•Trans-FRIENDLY 🏳️‍⚧️

•Septic tank holds more national secrets than Langley

•Put my seat down, but don’t close my li—*muffled*

Democrat 💙 LGBTQ+ activist 🏳️‍🌈 NeverTrumper 🙂‍↔️ Potty Mouth 🚽
Pinned
Respect.

Patriotism.

Compassion.

There. I just showed you more respect, patriotism and compassion in three seconds than you will ever see from a Republican.
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I was just watching Pete Hegseth lie about his war crimes while sitting next to Trump, and noticed Trump fell asleep.

I believe they call that the Fog of Snore. 💤
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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AND CATS!!!! Please do not forget the wily, valiant & ridiculously formidable 🇺🇦 Ukrainii Fightin’ Felines 🇺🇦 !!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Trump hit a new low: He just pardoned a man who killed thousands of Americans. Yes, that is 100% true. Juan Orlando Hernández, the former president of Honduras was a key figure in flooding the US with cocaine. Nearly 30,000 Americans die from cocaine overdoses per year. Many from Hernandez's cocaine
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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My undying admiration will go to any reporter who brings up all the evidence of former Honduras President Hernandez's crimes running drugs, and reminds that he was convicted by a jury, and ask Trump how he can claim to be tackling the drug problem while letting such a large trafficker go free.
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The president is a lunatic
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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So today she said drug traffickers are terrorists. Then what she’s really saying is: Trump pardoned a terrorist when he pardoned Juan Hernandez, a guy convicted in federal court for plotting to pump 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S. That’s twenty full 40-foot shipping containers of poison.
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.

What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Yes we have a problem with it along with members of your own party.
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Community notes don’t get much more brutal than this
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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'Fighting to protect the homeland', sounds like something out of Dad's Army.

How is murdering fishermen, protecting the US, while criminal trump pardons a huge drug dealer convicted by a jury for conspiring to import 400 tons of Cocaine into the states?

Unbelievable.
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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🤷🏼
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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so none of what he’s saying is real btw
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
😂 Right now Salt Lake Police be doin their job well, herding turkeys in our lot
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay.

When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Waters: This is an important press conference that is being held to let you know what we're all doing: resisting this lowdown dirty no good filthy president
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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this is such a vibe
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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When this is finally over, I want his presidency annulled.
No portrait. No library.
Just the shround of shame it deserves.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Going after Mark Kelly is not making us forget about going after James Comey
Leticia James
Jimmy Kimmel or Adam Schiff
The MO of this administration is to go after people who point out the truth about these grifter, felons, drug users, and unqualified cabinet members.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sometimes the trending topics here on BlueSky do not reflect at all the goings on in the world but hey—who am I to criticize what you think about?

I mean, I’m a talking toilet.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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It's easy for Karoline Leavitt to defend pedophiles because her husband was 32 years old the day she was born.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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The President is calling for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged. This is deplorable, un-American, & an open invitation to political violence.

Servicemembers take their oath to the Constitution, not to any president. I stand with my colleagues who have honorably served this nation.
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
FUUUUCK YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
Nuketown 2025 map becomes available for all players in Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 today

www.savingcontent.com/2025/11/20/n...

#gaming #videogames
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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The House takes 2 months off & finally reports back to work & promptly spends the next week filing censure motions against each other & attending black tie dinners w/Saudis while the clock counts down for 24 million people to have their health insurance premiums spike in 42 days.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I’ll believe Epstein files are really being released when we see a bunch of private jet flight paths to non extradition countries
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM