Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽
@trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social
•Flushing the best parts of Donald J. Trump on a semi-regular basis 🚽
•Trans-FRIENDLY 🏳️⚧️
•Septic tank holds more national secrets than Langley
•Put my seat down, but don’t close my li—*muffled*
Democrat 💙 LGBTQ+ activist 🏳️🌈 NeverTrumper 🙂↔️ Potty Mouth 🚽
•Trans-FRIENDLY 🏳️⚧️
•Septic tank holds more national secrets than Langley
•Put my seat down, but don’t close my li—*muffled*
Democrat 💙 LGBTQ+ activist 🏳️🌈 NeverTrumper 🙂↔️ Potty Mouth 🚽
This is my very best friend in the entire world, Senua “Senny” Mae. Her sister from another mister, Jazzy Cat makes a kissy appearance
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is my very best friend in the entire world, Senua “Senny” Mae. Her sister from another mister, Jazzy Cat makes a kissy appearance
🤣 this post was two above yours
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
🤣 this post was two above yours
Greatest controllers ever made:
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Greatest controllers ever made:
Black Ops 7 addict here. 🙋
My one request for Xmas this year: X Elite Core 2 controller.
It has six mappable buttons on the back w/ paddles! 🤤
Never leaving the thumbsticks on a shooter like BO7–where a hundred thousandth of a second is an eternity—will take my game to the next level. Stoked!
My one request for Xmas this year: X Elite Core 2 controller.
It has six mappable buttons on the back w/ paddles! 🤤
Never leaving the thumbsticks on a shooter like BO7–where a hundred thousandth of a second is an eternity—will take my game to the next level. Stoked!
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Black Ops 7 addict here. 🙋
My one request for Xmas this year: X Elite Core 2 controller.
It has six mappable buttons on the back w/ paddles! 🤤
Never leaving the thumbsticks on a shooter like BO7–where a hundred thousandth of a second is an eternity—will take my game to the next level. Stoked!
My one request for Xmas this year: X Elite Core 2 controller.
It has six mappable buttons on the back w/ paddles! 🤤
Never leaving the thumbsticks on a shooter like BO7–where a hundred thousandth of a second is an eternity—will take my game to the next level. Stoked!
They’re being scrubbed.
You simply have to know that there’s literally a zero percent chance that the following happens:
A TRUMP-led DOJ releasing TRUMP-damning evidence that made it off the desk of a TRUMP-humping liewhore.
We can wish. We know it’s THERE. It’s just not gonna be *THERE*
You simply have to know that there’s literally a zero percent chance that the following happens:
A TRUMP-led DOJ releasing TRUMP-damning evidence that made it off the desk of a TRUMP-humping liewhore.
We can wish. We know it’s THERE. It’s just not gonna be *THERE*
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They’re being scrubbed.
You simply have to know that there’s literally a zero percent chance that the following happens:
A TRUMP-led DOJ releasing TRUMP-damning evidence that made it off the desk of a TRUMP-humping liewhore.
We can wish. We know it’s THERE. It’s just not gonna be *THERE*
You simply have to know that there’s literally a zero percent chance that the following happens:
A TRUMP-led DOJ releasing TRUMP-damning evidence that made it off the desk of a TRUMP-humping liewhore.
We can wish. We know it’s THERE. It’s just not gonna be *THERE*
😂 Right now Salt Lake Police be doin their job well, herding turkeys in our lot
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
😂 Right now Salt Lake Police be doin their job well, herding turkeys in our lot
Okay this one has me fucking dead laughing (internet is undefeated)
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Okay this one has me fucking dead laughing (internet is undefeated)
The insanity of all of this craziness is lunacy. 🤪
We’ve got a sitting President issuing death threats, extrajudicially murdering people, defying court orders, pardoning incredibly dangerous criminals, lying constantly, calling peaceful protests riots and a good woman “Piggy” for doing her job.
We’ve got a sitting President issuing death threats, extrajudicially murdering people, defying court orders, pardoning incredibly dangerous criminals, lying constantly, calling peaceful protests riots and a good woman “Piggy” for doing her job.
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The insanity of all of this craziness is lunacy. 🤪
We’ve got a sitting President issuing death threats, extrajudicially murdering people, defying court orders, pardoning incredibly dangerous criminals, lying constantly, calling peaceful protests riots and a good woman “Piggy” for doing her job.
We’ve got a sitting President issuing death threats, extrajudicially murdering people, defying court orders, pardoning incredibly dangerous criminals, lying constantly, calling peaceful protests riots and a good woman “Piggy” for doing her job.
How dare @geekwiththat.bsky.social not allow comments on this post.
All a guy wants to do is chime in about how amazing First Contact was—had some Mormon friends when I was young and they took me to see it—thought it would SUCK.
Nope. Peak Star Trek. Nobody tops Patrick Stewart’s Jean-Luc Picard
All a guy wants to do is chime in about how amazing First Contact was—had some Mormon friends when I was young and they took me to see it—thought it would SUCK.
Nope. Peak Star Trek. Nobody tops Patrick Stewart’s Jean-Luc Picard
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How dare @geekwiththat.bsky.social not allow comments on this post.
All a guy wants to do is chime in about how amazing First Contact was—had some Mormon friends when I was young and they took me to see it—thought it would SUCK.
Nope. Peak Star Trek. Nobody tops Patrick Stewart’s Jean-Luc Picard
All a guy wants to do is chime in about how amazing First Contact was—had some Mormon friends when I was young and they took me to see it—thought it would SUCK.
Nope. Peak Star Trek. Nobody tops Patrick Stewart’s Jean-Luc Picard
Can I just say how absolutely awesome @bsky.app is for allowing me to PRE-BLOCK any and all MAGA morons from desecrating my excellent TL w/ their filth?
What an amazing thing—and the list stays updated too, so any new jerks that try to troll are just trolling the wind, it’s beautiful. Oh & a graph.
What an amazing thing—and the list stays updated too, so any new jerks that try to troll are just trolling the wind, it’s beautiful. Oh & a graph.
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Can I just say how absolutely awesome @bsky.app is for allowing me to PRE-BLOCK any and all MAGA morons from desecrating my excellent TL w/ their filth?
What an amazing thing—and the list stays updated too, so any new jerks that try to troll are just trolling the wind, it’s beautiful. Oh & a graph.
What an amazing thing—and the list stays updated too, so any new jerks that try to troll are just trolling the wind, it’s beautiful. Oh & a graph.
They’ve been using “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” for what now, 10-12 fucking years?
He’s won the office twice (debatable) and in these many years of Trumpism we haven’t become one iota greater because of him.
We great yet?
What y’all think?
Or were we just fine BEFORE that fucker ruined it all
He’s won the office twice (debatable) and in these many years of Trumpism we haven’t become one iota greater because of him.
We great yet?
What y’all think?
Or were we just fine BEFORE that fucker ruined it all
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
They’ve been using “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” for what now, 10-12 fucking years?
He’s won the office twice (debatable) and in these many years of Trumpism we haven’t become one iota greater because of him.
We great yet?
What y’all think?
Or were we just fine BEFORE that fucker ruined it all
He’s won the office twice (debatable) and in these many years of Trumpism we haven’t become one iota greater because of him.
We great yet?
What y’all think?
Or were we just fine BEFORE that fucker ruined it all
My daughter got lots of Halloween candy.
Yeah, we only kept one side of the Twix bars. Around here, we lean ALL the way to the left.
Yeah, we only kept one side of the Twix bars. Around here, we lean ALL the way to the left.
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My daughter got lots of Halloween candy.
Yeah, we only kept one side of the Twix bars. Around here, we lean ALL the way to the left.
Yeah, we only kept one side of the Twix bars. Around here, we lean ALL the way to the left.
Here’s what your authoritarian government wants a meteorologist to look like in 2025
No offense to Ms. Mintz—she’s beautiful.
But uh… she’s in a tiny skirt and minus that jacket she’s ready for the club.
Oh and she’s gotta be like 22.
No offense to Ms. Mintz—she’s beautiful.
But uh… she’s in a tiny skirt and minus that jacket she’s ready for the club.
Oh and she’s gotta be like 22.
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Here’s what your authoritarian government wants a meteorologist to look like in 2025
No offense to Ms. Mintz—she’s beautiful.
But uh… she’s in a tiny skirt and minus that jacket she’s ready for the club.
Oh and she’s gotta be like 22.
No offense to Ms. Mintz—she’s beautiful.
But uh… she’s in a tiny skirt and minus that jacket she’s ready for the club.
Oh and she’s gotta be like 22.
Good.
Fuck that guy.
I have a dear friend who lost a child in Uvalde.
What a nightmare. 20 kids murdered in their own classroom and the Repukebicans wear AR-15 lapel pins to work the next day.
And we wonder.
They normalize a rapist felon insurrectionist.
No more wondering.
Fuck that guy.
I have a dear friend who lost a child in Uvalde.
What a nightmare. 20 kids murdered in their own classroom and the Repukebicans wear AR-15 lapel pins to work the next day.
And we wonder.
They normalize a rapist felon insurrectionist.
No more wondering.
October 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Good.
Fuck that guy.
I have a dear friend who lost a child in Uvalde.
What a nightmare. 20 kids murdered in their own classroom and the Repukebicans wear AR-15 lapel pins to work the next day.
And we wonder.
They normalize a rapist felon insurrectionist.
No more wondering.
Fuck that guy.
I have a dear friend who lost a child in Uvalde.
What a nightmare. 20 kids murdered in their own classroom and the Repukebicans wear AR-15 lapel pins to work the next day.
And we wonder.
They normalize a rapist felon insurrectionist.
No more wondering.
Well, these idiots ARE the same tools that I’m destroying daily at their little Call of Duty Black Ops 6.
Turned in a 56-8 round on a couple of ‘em today 🤣
If it’s any evidence, they really can’t aim
Turned in a 56-8 round on a couple of ‘em today 🤣
If it’s any evidence, they really can’t aim
October 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Well, these idiots ARE the same tools that I’m destroying daily at their little Call of Duty Black Ops 6.
Turned in a 56-8 round on a couple of ‘em today 🤣
If it’s any evidence, they really can’t aim
Turned in a 56-8 round on a couple of ‘em today 🤣
If it’s any evidence, they really can’t aim
I think by Republican standards it qualifies as a “Day of Love”
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I think by Republican standards it qualifies as a “Day of Love”
Here’s Portland burning today
October 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Here’s Portland burning today
“Portland is burning to the ground.” 😑
Well, as of 2:02 p.m. here in Utah, the live look-in says otherwise.
So.. either Trump is a liar or..
Well, as of 2:02 p.m. here in Utah, the live look-in says otherwise.
So.. either Trump is a liar or..
October 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“Portland is burning to the ground.” 😑
Well, as of 2:02 p.m. here in Utah, the live look-in says otherwise.
So.. either Trump is a liar or..
Well, as of 2:02 p.m. here in Utah, the live look-in says otherwise.
So.. either Trump is a liar or..
Oh, they made a Fuck alright:
October 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Oh, they made a Fuck alright:
Careful dude..
If Trump’s interview with Terry about the “MS-13” tattoos on Abrego Garcia’s knuckles (that aren’t there) was any indicator it doesn’t take any damn thing to make a MAGAT think something is true..
Case in point:
If Trump’s interview with Terry about the “MS-13” tattoos on Abrego Garcia’s knuckles (that aren’t there) was any indicator it doesn’t take any damn thing to make a MAGAT think something is true..
Case in point:
September 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Careful dude..
If Trump’s interview with Terry about the “MS-13” tattoos on Abrego Garcia’s knuckles (that aren’t there) was any indicator it doesn’t take any damn thing to make a MAGAT think something is true..
Case in point:
If Trump’s interview with Terry about the “MS-13” tattoos on Abrego Garcia’s knuckles (that aren’t there) was any indicator it doesn’t take any damn thing to make a MAGAT think something is true..
Case in point:
😂 the real one is even worse
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
😂 the real one is even worse
Yo it was written with a marker. 😑
Worst hack job of a cover up I’ve ever seen. It would at least have read “Fuck ICE” but this is as hard as they need to work to convince THEIR base that they’re not drowning in their own hate
Worst hack job of a cover up I’ve ever seen. It would at least have read “Fuck ICE” but this is as hard as they need to work to convince THEIR base that they’re not drowning in their own hate
September 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Yo it was written with a marker. 😑
Worst hack job of a cover up I’ve ever seen. It would at least have read “Fuck ICE” but this is as hard as they need to work to convince THEIR base that they’re not drowning in their own hate
Worst hack job of a cover up I’ve ever seen. It would at least have read “Fuck ICE” but this is as hard as they need to work to convince THEIR base that they’re not drowning in their own hate
@governor.ca.gov THANK YOU 🙏
Your detractors can thank you later for the fact they still have a constitution to defend when all is said and done.
We live in a very dangerous world of misinformation, when an escalator mishap caused by THEMSELVES sends them into a war-mongering frenzy it’s over
Your detractors can thank you later for the fact they still have a constitution to defend when all is said and done.
We live in a very dangerous world of misinformation, when an escalator mishap caused by THEMSELVES sends them into a war-mongering frenzy it’s over
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
@governor.ca.gov THANK YOU 🙏
Your detractors can thank you later for the fact they still have a constitution to defend when all is said and done.
We live in a very dangerous world of misinformation, when an escalator mishap caused by THEMSELVES sends them into a war-mongering frenzy it’s over
Your detractors can thank you later for the fact they still have a constitution to defend when all is said and done.
We live in a very dangerous world of misinformation, when an escalator mishap caused by THEMSELVES sends them into a war-mongering frenzy it’s over
What kind of horned lizard is that? 😂 my beardie is like
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
What kind of horned lizard is that? 😂 my beardie is like
So’s this
September 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
So’s this