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Simone de Boudoir
@simonedeboudoir1.bsky.social
🔞 DIYslut, writer, candlemaker, lingerie photos. Sex is art and art is resistance. 🌹Partnered & in my horny 40s.🤘
https://linktr.ee/simonedeboudoir
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Ok look I can explain - for my wife’s birthday I rewrote the lyrics to “Mermaid Party” and sang it to her and I had to listen to the song a lot
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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sex work is always the canary in the coal mine for free speech. if you can't convince your editor to cover it on its own merits, it should at least be worth covering as a playbook for how they'll come after what they don't like YOU saying next

(and btw, we're already there)
I get that you feel embarrassed to talk about porn but if you come at it from "they're censoring PG games and ASMR" maybe you can like... get over yourself?

this is hurting so many people and it's just going to keep getting worse?
would be really cool of any indie journalists who want to like.... talk about this massive form of censorship since it's a byproduct of the fascism we are all dealing with?
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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All Tits Are Real All Borders Are Fake
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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@quimbysbookstore.bsky.social carries 3 of my books. Support them AND me & my friends Jenna Citrus & @simonedeboudoir1.bsky.social by getting 1 (or more)
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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"While Earth has been busy wrecking its climate, Hell has transformed into a super-progressive climate-investment landscape. We’ve taken a bold stance on clean energy, and seen tremendous positive spillovers for our torture program."
Actually, Compared with Earth, Hell’s Climate Policies Are Super Progressive
“We are turning our only home into an uninhabitable hell for millions of people.” —United Nations “Record-setting heat wave shows that climate chan...
buff.ly
August 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Today´s the 4-year anniversary of my story "Fourplay" (cover art by Lauren), which was later included in the collection FRENCH KISS (co-authored with @simonedeboudoir1.bsky.social and Jenna Citrus; Jenna also did the cover)

www.amazon.com/French-Kiss-...
August 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He's so good 🥰

Thank you, Ozzy! 🙏
Youtube will probably take this down, but here's me singing War Pigs. Black Sabbath is hands down ythe best Christian rock band in history, and one of the best bands period. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS25...
WAR PIGS
YouTube video by Austin Clemens
www.youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I had roses like these in my front yard as a teen. They smelled sooo good! 🌹👃👃👃💖 Still my favorite scent.
July 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Black magic ✨🖤✨

Photography by @maura_housley_photography (IG)

Location by @taterchips313.bsky.social

#Baltimore #lingerieisart #boudoir #altboudoir #sensual #photography #eroticart #witchy
July 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Black magic ✨🖤✨

Photography by @maura_housley_photography (IG)

Location by @taterchips313.bsky.social

#Baltimore #lingerieisart #bordelle #boudoir #altboudoir #sensual #photography #eroticart #witchy
July 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Black magic ✨🖤✨

Photography by @maura_housley_photography (IG)

Location by @taterchips313.bsky.social

#Baltimore #lingerie #lingerieisart #bordelle #boudoir #altboudoir #sensual #eroticart
July 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Photography by @maura_housley_photography (IG)
Location by @taterchips313.bsky.social

#lingerieisart #bordelle #lingerie #boudoir #senusal #eroticart
July 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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“California’s agricultural industry is absolutely massive. The state grows about a third of the country’s vegetables, three-quarters of its fruits and nuts, and employs nearly 900,000 farmworkers each year.” laist.com/news/immigra...
July 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Tomorrow I am planning on taking the sword and going and hanging out in a pond all day.

Like one does.
July 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Anti-choice goes both ways. THEY decide who has babies.

It’s white supremacy, it’s patriarchy, it’s fascism.
A pregnant woman lost her baby after ICE refused to give her prenatal care.

She begged for help and was denied. She was fed food full of cockroaches. She was forced to sleep on the floor.

This is absolutely disgusting and we should all be outraged. nashvillebanner.com/2025/05/27/i...
Detained immigrant's pregnancy fails while in ICE custody - Nashville Banner
ICE's treatment of undocumented immigrants raises concerns as a woman's experience highlights what she described as inadequate medical care while in detention.
nashvillebanner.com
June 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.
June 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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HAPPY PRIDE.

Set in the early ´90s East Village neighborhood of downtown NYC, my book UNKNOWN PLEASURES features gay, sapphic, and bi stories in an interrelated collection.

Cover art by @simonedeboudoir1.bsky.social

www.amazon.com/Pleasures-Ea...
June 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
ICE out of #Baltimore (and everywhere) ‼️

#protest #meltice #deportice
June 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Your reminder that Humboldt Fog cheese, Humboldt County, CA, the Humboldt penguin (Spheniscus humboldti),and the Humboldt Current that allows wine grapes to grow in Chile are all named for an 18th C gay scientist whose love letters were all burned and who left his entire estate to his “valet.” 🏳️‍🌈
June 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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