Simmie
@simmiesays.bsky.social
Southern belle in the big city
Foodie
Travels
Book worm
Fitness enthusiast
Foodie
Travels
Book worm
Fitness enthusiast
He’s 6’3 and 230. He’s absolutely eating both of those lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
He’s 6’3 and 230. He’s absolutely eating both of those lol
My husband requested shrimp poboys the day before Thanksgiving. Feeding him is my love language.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My husband requested shrimp poboys the day before Thanksgiving. Feeding him is my love language.
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Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
I’m going into Wegmans the day before Thanksgiving. This is gonna be exciting!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’m going into Wegmans the day before Thanksgiving. This is gonna be exciting!!!!!
I’m a book girlie and I was chatting it up with a librarian yesterday. Y’all know people be having sex in the library bathrooms??????
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’m a book girlie and I was chatting it up with a librarian yesterday. Y’all know people be having sex in the library bathrooms??????
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People keep making kids with BIG BOOTY WOMEN and having BIGG BOOTY SONS.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
People keep making kids with BIG BOOTY WOMEN and having BIGG BOOTY SONS.
My grandparents had pecan trees and me and my brother were the youngest grandkids so we always got stuck picking and cracking them. I was convinced that’s exactly what jail felt like.
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My grandparents had pecan trees and me and my brother were the youngest grandkids so we always got stuck picking and cracking them. I was convinced that’s exactly what jail felt like.
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Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.
Today is gonna be a good MF day!
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Today is gonna be a good MF day!
I’m going to learn to play ice skate this winter. Idc how old I am.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m going to learn to play ice skate this winter. Idc how old I am.
I did a trial run of a Mac and cheese recipe yesterday that I found online. I’m glad I did it ahead of time. That shit came out horrible! To be fair I did leave the velveeta out cause I know people are weird about it sometimes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I did a trial run of a Mac and cheese recipe yesterday that I found online. I’m glad I did it ahead of time. That shit came out horrible! To be fair I did leave the velveeta out cause I know people are weird about it sometimes.
Because there’s absolutely no reason a honey bun, sour cream, beef patty and banana peppers should ever be on a plate together.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Because there’s absolutely no reason a honey bun, sour cream, beef patty and banana peppers should ever be on a plate together.
I HATE extreme food videos. So wasteful. I’m sure it gets thrown away once the camera goes off.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I HATE extreme food videos. So wasteful. I’m sure it gets thrown away once the camera goes off.
I didn’t delete social media from my phone for some deep reason. It was cause of that girl who puts sour cream on everything. I blocked her cause I couldn’t stand to watch it. And even after that she would still end up on my feeds cause people stitch the videos. To avoid it I deleted everything lol.
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I didn’t delete social media from my phone for some deep reason. It was cause of that girl who puts sour cream on everything. I blocked her cause I couldn’t stand to watch it. And even after that she would still end up on my feeds cause people stitch the videos. To avoid it I deleted everything lol.
Finally finished Wildseed x Octavia E Butler and: 1. Such a beautiful love story. Literally eternal love. 2. A nigga will do right by you if he want to. Don’t beg. 3. Doro was freaky as hell. Cause what you mean let you get some of the breast milk when the baby is done???????? #booksky
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Finally finished Wildseed x Octavia E Butler and: 1. Such a beautiful love story. Literally eternal love. 2. A nigga will do right by you if he want to. Don’t beg. 3. Doro was freaky as hell. Cause what you mean let you get some of the breast milk when the baby is done???????? #booksky
The rising cost of Oxtail and no gumbo file in grocery stores is the man’s way of trying to keep joy out of the Black household. It’s very much starting to feel like a scheme that Todd set up 😒
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The rising cost of Oxtail and no gumbo file in grocery stores is the man’s way of trying to keep joy out of the Black household. It’s very much starting to feel like a scheme that Todd set up 😒
I deleted all social media apps from a my phone a while back…but I downloaded bluesky again JUST to say I’m on my third grocery store today and none of them carry gumbo file and that just feels really anti black to me.
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I deleted all social media apps from a my phone a while back…but I downloaded bluesky again JUST to say I’m on my third grocery store today and none of them carry gumbo file and that just feels really anti black to me.
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Maybe I’m not as freaky as I thought because letting a nigga ejaculate his kidney stone into ya butt is kind of different 😵💫🙂↔️😵💫
July 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I’ve been adulting so hard these last few days
July 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’ve been adulting so hard these last few days
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Yeah. The country is going to shit. But I can’t stop being thick.
April 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yeah. The country is going to shit. But I can’t stop being thick.
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This is all Queen Naija and B Simone fault
June 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is all Queen Naija and B Simone fault
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Life already be fucking me, I ain’t got time for porn.
What kinda porn yall been watching lately?
June 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Life already be fucking me, I ain’t got time for porn.
Leave the World Behind is also a phenomenal book. It’s definitely in my top 5.
June 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Leave the World Behind is also a phenomenal book. It’s definitely in my top 5.
I love talking books! I finished this one in December 2024 and I still think about it regularly. It’s just so…..
June 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I love talking books! I finished this one in December 2024 and I still think about it regularly. It’s just so…..