Simmie
@simmiesays.bsky.social
Southern belle in the big city
Foodie
Travels
Book worm
Fitness enthusiast
Foodie
Travels
Book worm
Fitness enthusiast
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Maybe I’m not as freaky as I thought because letting a nigga ejaculate his kidney stone into ya butt is kind of different 😵💫🙂↔️😵💫
July 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I’ve been adulting so hard these last few days
July 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’ve been adulting so hard these last few days
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Yeah. The country is going to shit. But I can’t stop being thick.
April 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yeah. The country is going to shit. But I can’t stop being thick.
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This is all Queen Naija and B Simone fault
June 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is all Queen Naija and B Simone fault
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Life already be fucking me, I ain’t got time for porn.
What kinda porn yall been watching lately?
June 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Life already be fucking me, I ain’t got time for porn.
Leave the World Behind is also a phenomenal book. It’s definitely in my top 5.
June 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Leave the World Behind is also a phenomenal book. It’s definitely in my top 5.
I love talking books! I finished this one in December 2024 and I still think about it regularly. It’s just so…..
June 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I love talking books! I finished this one in December 2024 and I still think about it regularly. It’s just so…..
Why Barack Obama keep emailing me saying he wants to meet me lol. These bots must think I’m STUPID.
June 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Why Barack Obama keep emailing me saying he wants to meet me lol. These bots must think I’m STUPID.
Update. There was a very nice older Black man at the register that made sure everything went smoothly.
Turns out it was my trunk battery and not my regular battery that needs to be replaced. I wish there was an all women auto shop around me cause I do not feel like dealing with niggas today.
June 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Update. There was a very nice older Black man at the register that made sure everything went smoothly.
Turns out it was my trunk battery and not my regular battery that needs to be replaced. I wish there was an all women auto shop around me cause I do not feel like dealing with niggas today.
June 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Turns out it was my trunk battery and not my regular battery that needs to be replaced. I wish there was an all women auto shop around me cause I do not feel like dealing with niggas today.
I will always take the time to wash and cut my own broccoli vs frozen because I feel like frozen be having too many stalks in it intentionally. And the bags of just florets are always so small and broken up
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I will always take the time to wash and cut my own broccoli vs frozen because I feel like frozen be having too many stalks in it intentionally. And the bags of just florets are always so small and broken up
I went to the fitness center in my neighborhood and not the regular gym and the treadmill does not have a fan. Am I in the trenches????????????
June 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I went to the fitness center in my neighborhood and not the regular gym and the treadmill does not have a fan. Am I in the trenches????????????
We went to see Megan 2.0 today and I’m glad they made it an action comedy instead of a horror movie.
June 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
We went to see Megan 2.0 today and I’m glad they made it an action comedy instead of a horror movie.
I’m 30+ also so I know this from experience but there’s no way you drink and party THAT much and have abs like that naturally. After a certain age it takes a lot of discipline and sacrifice to get those kind of abs (if they real)
June 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m 30+ also so I know this from experience but there’s no way you drink and party THAT much and have abs like that naturally. After a certain age it takes a lot of discipline and sacrifice to get those kind of abs (if they real)
Like, when I buy sneakers from Road Runners they always throw in some cash back or a discount on the second item. That’s good customer service.
But also I’m sure Drake paid good money for those abs. If I was him I’d be kind of annoyed to pay all that money and the Doc couldn’t throw in a lil deal to do the arms and/or chest with it.
June 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Like, when I buy sneakers from Road Runners they always throw in some cash back or a discount on the second item. That’s good customer service.
But also I’m sure Drake paid good money for those abs. If I was him I’d be kind of annoyed to pay all that money and the Doc couldn’t throw in a lil deal to do the arms and/or chest with it.
June 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
But also I’m sure Drake paid good money for those abs. If I was him I’d be kind of annoyed to pay all that money and the Doc couldn’t throw in a lil deal to do the arms and/or chest with it.
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he didn’t wanna at least do his chest if he gonna do his abs…like if you gonna fake it at least fake it better then this😭😭😭
June 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
he didn’t wanna at least do his chest if he gonna do his abs…like if you gonna fake it at least fake it better then this😭😭😭
If I was rich i definitely wouldn’t buy abs. Sometimes God be giving the wrong people money.
June 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If I was rich i definitely wouldn’t buy abs. Sometimes God be giving the wrong people money.
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Speaking of, I was OBSESSED with the way Bey’s jeans used to sit so low. Hers and DC3
June 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Speaking of, I was OBSESSED with the way Bey’s jeans used to sit so low. Hers and DC3
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me, at least once on every trip: I could live here
June 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
me, at least once on every trip: I could live here
I wish my car took AA batteries because buying a car battery was not in my weekend plans
June 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I wish my car took AA batteries because buying a car battery was not in my weekend plans
Today was my last day at work. I start a new job mid July with a $10K salary increase. On my way home from work my car wouldn’t start. It’s always some shit.
June 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Today was my last day at work. I start a new job mid July with a $10K salary increase. On my way home from work my car wouldn’t start. It’s always some shit.
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Don’t burn yourself out at work today going above and beyond because your hourly rate will be the same regardless 🫶🏽
June 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Don’t burn yourself out at work today going above and beyond because your hourly rate will be the same regardless 🫶🏽