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“Every man is a liar” Psalms 116:11 ♥️
“Women are a blessing” proverbs 18:22
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No fr, do he think he better than us????? I get head too tf
Like he got game like that or something??? It’s one thing to fuck but accusations about getting ya dick sucked is something different
I gotta be the only American completely uninterested in this assuredly lack luster ass blow job donald gave Clinton, what I am interested in is how fucking charismatic bill clinton gotta be to be putting up these numbers in dick sucking allegations. Two more than most people by the way.
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No fr, do he think he better than us????? I get head too tf
Reposted by Made by Jaede
Like he got game like that or something??? It’s one thing to fuck but accusations about getting ya dick sucked is something different
I gotta be the only American completely uninterested in this assuredly lack luster ass blow job donald gave Clinton, what I am interested in is how fucking charismatic bill clinton gotta be to be putting up these numbers in dick sucking allegations. Two more than most people by the way.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Like he got game like that or something??? It’s one thing to fuck but accusations about getting ya dick sucked is something different
I just yelped 😩😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
Might as well take a bite of the butter while you're in there 🤢
I can’t believe people can just drink glasses of milk with no consequences.. can’t imagine opening the fridge and thinking hmmm lemme just drink some ingredients
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I just yelped 😩😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaoooo literally tho
“Drink some ingredients” 😭😭😭
I can’t believe people can just drink glasses of milk with no consequences.. can’t imagine opening the fridge and thinking hmmm lemme just drink some ingredients
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Lmfaoooo literally tho
I wish everyone watched it’s always sunny in Philadelphia, I reference it as much as I reference SpongeBob and everyone thinks I’m so funny but I’m not, Danny Devito, Charlie day, Rob Mac & Glen Howerton are funny. Kaitlin is also on the show.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wish everyone watched it’s always sunny in Philadelphia, I reference it as much as I reference SpongeBob and everyone thinks I’m so funny but I’m not, Danny Devito, Charlie day, Rob Mac & Glen Howerton are funny. Kaitlin is also on the show.
I can’t believe people can just drink glasses of milk with no consequences.. can’t imagine opening the fridge and thinking hmmm lemme just drink some ingredients
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I can’t believe people can just drink glasses of milk with no consequences.. can’t imagine opening the fridge and thinking hmmm lemme just drink some ingredients
Jokes on you, milk is a natural laxative for all the cool kids
i put laxatives in all the milk at the grocery story
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Jokes on you, milk is a natural laxative for all the cool kids
I love when little dogs go on sport mode out of nowhere
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I love when little dogs go on sport mode out of nowhere
I gotta be the only American completely uninterested in this assuredly lack luster ass blow job donald gave Clinton, what I am interested in is how fucking charismatic bill clinton gotta be to be putting up these numbers in dick sucking allegations. Two more than most people by the way.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I gotta be the only American completely uninterested in this assuredly lack luster ass blow job donald gave Clinton, what I am interested in is how fucking charismatic bill clinton gotta be to be putting up these numbers in dick sucking allegations. Two more than most people by the way.
Second best way to enjoy flour.
Idc what anyone says. Pasta is good for you because it makes you HAPPY
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Second best way to enjoy flour.
Men are fake fans of birds lol he needs an app? He can’t even name 10 bird stats off the top of his head
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Men are fake fans of birds lol he needs an app? He can’t even name 10 bird stats off the top of his head
I’m dressed like a stud rockstar in the 70s right now.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m dressed like a stud rockstar in the 70s right now.
I’m a product junky and I love cuticle oil and cuticle remover, it’s awesome.
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m a product junky and I love cuticle oil and cuticle remover, it’s awesome.
Rest in peace to this queen and all my plan b babies that almost made it
Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
Sharon Camp, Mother of the ‘Plan B’ Contraceptive Pill, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Rest in peace to this queen and all my plan b babies that almost made it
Ironically the price of Pennie’s will go up in a couple centuries so hold on tight guys
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ironically the price of Pennie’s will go up in a couple centuries so hold on tight guys
“You think everything is a joke” & do! I’m sorry you inherited ya mom’s after work personality, she should’ve been silly with you more often.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“You think everything is a joke” & do! I’m sorry you inherited ya mom’s after work personality, she should’ve been silly with you more often.
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I forgot about that lmfaoooo & you know it’s even crazier considering horses are expensive as fuck so what kind of dead horse is this, even. How did this mf die 😭
Didn't they actually get caught selling horse meat?
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I forgot about that lmfaoooo & you know it’s even crazier considering horses are expensive as fuck so what kind of dead horse is this, even. How did this mf die 😭
This is possibly a direct quote 😂😂😂
lmao this really how they sound
Immigrants are fucking our pastors & putting potholes in our roads, somebody please do something
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is possibly a direct quote 😂😂😂
Taco Bell was cheap in 2007 and we used to say they selling squirrels, they definitely gotta be selling roach meat now
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Taco Bell was cheap in 2007 and we used to say they selling squirrels, they definitely gotta be selling roach meat now
Immigrants are fucking our pastors & putting potholes in our roads, somebody please do something
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Immigrants are fucking our pastors & putting potholes in our roads, somebody please do something
Immigrants are coming to our country shitting on our wives, eating our children and doing the bachata at our churches. Somebody do something
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Immigrants are coming to our country shitting on our wives, eating our children and doing the bachata at our churches. Somebody do something
My bday in two weeks im scrambling looking up cruises or some shit idek
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My bday in two weeks im scrambling looking up cruises or some shit idek
My culture is not your costume
Idea: hotter pockets
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My culture is not your costume
Think imma make myself a white mesh jumpsuit cause it’ll eat at the beach
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Think imma make myself a white mesh jumpsuit cause it’ll eat at the beach