Matt
@silentz.bsky.social
Male, pale, stale.
A big fan of trying to be funny on the internet.
Anti-theist. Your culture and it's sacred stories are important and fascinating but all nonsense.
Obsessed with games.
Manchester United.
Centrist, for physics reasons
A big fan of trying to be funny on the internet.
Anti-theist. Your culture and it's sacred stories are important and fascinating but all nonsense.
Obsessed with games.
Manchester United.
Centrist, for physics reasons
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Absolutely tired of the psychodrama of one country being the problem of the entire planet.
April 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Absolutely tired of the psychodrama of one country being the problem of the entire planet.
These people make me so ashamed to be British
Directly opposite a hotel being used to house asylum seekers
Pensioners and skinheads definitely don't like the forriners
Directly opposite a hotel being used to house asylum seekers
Pensioners and skinheads definitely don't like the forriners
March 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
These people make me so ashamed to be British
Directly opposite a hotel being used to house asylum seekers
Pensioners and skinheads definitely don't like the forriners
Directly opposite a hotel being used to house asylum seekers
Pensioners and skinheads definitely don't like the forriners
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lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye
March 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye
I'm gonna be honest, eBay. I don't think you actually know everything I am looking for.
February 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm gonna be honest, eBay. I don't think you actually know everything I am looking for.
Sad to report further indisputable signs of the coming apocalypse: in the last week I have opened a #Lego set and an #IKEA flatpack, and BOTH have had a tiny but important piece missing.
Unheard of in recorded human history.
The 2025 version of rivers of blood? Many are saying yes.
Unheard of in recorded human history.
The 2025 version of rivers of blood? Many are saying yes.
January 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I love that Pictionary is now a daily TV show.
Pictionary has existed since I was a child, and I'm 45.
I guess the execs at ITV have been spitballing it for decades but decided that it was too edgy and controversial, but finally decided 2025 was the year the people were ready for it.
Pictionary has existed since I was a child, and I'm 45.
I guess the execs at ITV have been spitballing it for decades but decided that it was too edgy and controversial, but finally decided 2025 was the year the people were ready for it.
January 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I love that Pictionary is now a daily TV show.
Pictionary has existed since I was a child, and I'm 45.
I guess the execs at ITV have been spitballing it for decades but decided that it was too edgy and controversial, but finally decided 2025 was the year the people were ready for it.
Pictionary has existed since I was a child, and I'm 45.
I guess the execs at ITV have been spitballing it for decades but decided that it was too edgy and controversial, but finally decided 2025 was the year the people were ready for it.
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Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season
December 22, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season
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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
December 21, 2024 at 1:05 PM
"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
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I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a
A slip-n-slide
Inside an old mine?
Don't you think you might find
A better place to play?
Inside an old mine?
Don't you think you might find
A better place to play?
December 19, 2024 at 1:10 PM
A slip-n-slide
Inside an old mine?
Don't you think you might find
A better place to play?
Inside an old mine?
Don't you think you might find
A better place to play?
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To be honest if you have never had to boot up a computer with a five inch floppy disk then you have had it easy and I think you're a pussy
December 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
To be honest if you have never had to boot up a computer with a five inch floppy disk then you have had it easy and I think you're a pussy
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Timothée Chalamet gonna win easiest Oscar ever in 2-3 years
December 9, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Timothée Chalamet gonna win easiest Oscar ever in 2-3 years
The Flame in the Flood
YouTube video by Chuck Ragan - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 6, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Please stop saying invasion when referring to immigrants. An invasion is what Britain did in India or what Britain did in The West Indies or what Britain did in large parts of Africa or what Britain did in…
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Please stop saying invasion when referring to immigrants. An invasion is what Britain did in India or what Britain did in The West Indies or what Britain did in large parts of Africa or what Britain did in…
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When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
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Actually I preferred the prequel, Jimi Hendrviii.
December 5, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Actually I preferred the prequel, Jimi Hendrviii.
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I can’t edit my last post. Heads up.
December 5, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I can’t edit my last post. Heads up.
This exchange cracked me up
December 5, 2024 at 1:35 PM
This exchange cracked me up
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Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries, but still.
December 4, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries, but still.
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said