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every song is like gold teeth grey goose
green moose guava juice
📍 minneapolis
green moose guava juice
📍 minneapolis
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At the launch of a speaking tour intended to connect with Americans struggling with higher prices and stagnant wages, President Trump mocked the word “affordability” and touted how high the stock market had risen.
At the first stop on his affordability tour, Trump mocks affordability
What was supposed to be a speaking tour to connect with Americans struggling with higher prices and stagnant wages was instead a greatest hits campaign speech.
wapo.st
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
At the launch of a speaking tour intended to connect with Americans struggling with higher prices and stagnant wages, President Trump mocked the word “affordability” and touted how high the stock market had risen.
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More accurate to say she was voted into Congress by a large group of Swedes
Here’s the demographic breakdown of Rep. Ilhan Omar’s district.
Elon Musk says Omar was “literally voted into Congress by a large group of people from Somalia.”
Omar’s district is 2.9% Somali-American.
Elon Musk says Omar was “literally voted into Congress by a large group of people from Somalia.”
Omar’s district is 2.9% Somali-American.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
More accurate to say she was voted into Congress by a large group of Swedes
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Yesterday my third grader looked at the cup he was holding and goes "This is one of the classic cups." And now I wonder about the rich taxonomy of cups that must exist in his mind.
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yesterday my third grader looked at the cup he was holding and goes "This is one of the classic cups." And now I wonder about the rich taxonomy of cups that must exist in his mind.
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Daughter: daddy daddy! why do you have a purse?
Father: because fierce is fierce hunni
Daughter: gaggg
Father: because fierce is fierce hunni
Daughter: gaggg
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Daughter: daddy daddy! why do you have a purse?
Father: because fierce is fierce hunni
Daughter: gaggg
Father: because fierce is fierce hunni
Daughter: gaggg
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I just know Mona Lisa had a tight pussy
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I just know Mona Lisa had a tight pussy
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Data journalism is not dead: @cingraham.bsky.social’s felching charts are in here for the quant minded.
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Data journalism is not dead: @cingraham.bsky.social’s felching charts are in here for the quant minded.
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
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Wild: Democratic candidate running neck-and-neck in a special election in a TN district that was R+22 last year
Emerson finds TN-7 basically ~tied ahead of Tuesday election, with Trump underwater in a district he won by 22.
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Wild: Democratic candidate running neck-and-neck in a special election in a TN district that was R+22 last year
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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MM Mega Malamar flip it over WW Wicked Wiiiiiiitch
a glowing plant is hanging from the ceiling of a room .
ALT: a glowing plant is hanging from the ceiling of a room .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
MM Mega Malamar flip it over WW Wicked Wiiiiiiitch
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From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.
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is siri a feminist? is the self-checkout kiosk a queer ally? is chatGPT my friend?
No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
is siri a feminist? is the self-checkout kiosk a queer ally? is chatGPT my friend?
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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my favorite step is always the rust.
July 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
my favorite step is always the rust.
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Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
July 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
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Post-Apopolopic Cut-TORE…. I didn’t go to school to spell…
July 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Post-Apopolopic Cut-TORE…. I didn’t go to school to spell…
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There's still time to act.
Take action to keep the Twin Cities Boulevard vision alive.
youtu.be/fepz3l2Tn8Q?...
Take action to keep the Twin Cities Boulevard vision alive.
youtu.be/fepz3l2Tn8Q?...
Save the Twin Cities Boulevard
YouTube video by Our Streets
youtu.be
July 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There's still time to act.
Take action to keep the Twin Cities Boulevard vision alive.
youtu.be/fepz3l2Tn8Q?...
Take action to keep the Twin Cities Boulevard vision alive.
youtu.be/fepz3l2Tn8Q?...
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A speedy little clipper ship from the rust belt. 🐱
July 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
A speedy little clipper ship from the rust belt. 🐱
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why are ppl surprised blackpink released a 2 minute song with barely even a verse when they avoided being a group for 3 years?
ya'll think theyre just gonna magically want to recreate dududu?
enjoy the eurobeat and begin radically accepting that they are bored of being a group after a decade.
ya'll think theyre just gonna magically want to recreate dududu?
enjoy the eurobeat and begin radically accepting that they are bored of being a group after a decade.
July 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
why are ppl surprised blackpink released a 2 minute song with barely even a verse when they avoided being a group for 3 years?
ya'll think theyre just gonna magically want to recreate dududu?
enjoy the eurobeat and begin radically accepting that they are bored of being a group after a decade.
ya'll think theyre just gonna magically want to recreate dududu?
enjoy the eurobeat and begin radically accepting that they are bored of being a group after a decade.
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I would call myself a professional pessimist and "extremely depressed about the future" but god, please stop going into people's mentions to tell them that the law/courts no longer matter or post "AND YOU'RE SURPRISED???" at them, especially so if they are actively engaged in making the world better
July 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I would call myself a professional pessimist and "extremely depressed about the future" but god, please stop going into people's mentions to tell them that the law/courts no longer matter or post "AND YOU'RE SURPRISED???" at them, especially so if they are actively engaged in making the world better
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Absolutely mind-boggling series of events.
- Netanyahu's team wants to leak a document to discredit protestors
-They can't leak it within Israel because all Israeli journalism must be run through the army's censorship department
-So instead they leak it to a far-right German tabloid
- Netanyahu's team wants to leak a document to discredit protestors
-They can't leak it within Israel because all Israeli journalism must be run through the army's censorship department
-So instead they leak it to a far-right German tabloid
July 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Absolutely mind-boggling series of events.
- Netanyahu's team wants to leak a document to discredit protestors
-They can't leak it within Israel because all Israeli journalism must be run through the army's censorship department
-So instead they leak it to a far-right German tabloid
- Netanyahu's team wants to leak a document to discredit protestors
-They can't leak it within Israel because all Israeli journalism must be run through the army's censorship department
-So instead they leak it to a far-right German tabloid
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