Signal Obscura Productions
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Producers of horror and horror-related content!
We create both original content and reviews/streams of the latest horror films, games, and other great entertainment!
We create both original content and reviews/streams of the latest horror films, games, and other great entertainment!
Went down like Mitch McConnell in a stiff breeze.
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Went down like Mitch McConnell in a stiff breeze.
I’m enough of a nerd that I can recognize that this product must’ve been created before the film was done, because the alien depicted is from the second movie, not the third.
this has got to be the worst joystick I've ever used .. but it looks amazing lol
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’m enough of a nerd that I can recognize that this product must’ve been created before the film was done, because the alien depicted is from the second movie, not the third.
Matthew-Berry-ass narrator.
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Matthew-Berry-ass narrator.
Anybody else, I’d be concerned. But John Carpenter is a man who walked away from filmmaking when it wasn’t fun or interesting to him anymore. He’s got all the money he could ever need, and no reason to come back unless he’s got a good idea.
He’s earned a bit of faith.
He’s earned a bit of faith.
He doesn't know if it will end up happening but they're working on it now
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Anybody else, I’d be concerned. But John Carpenter is a man who walked away from filmmaking when it wasn’t fun or interesting to him anymore. He’s got all the money he could ever need, and no reason to come back unless he’s got a good idea.
He’s earned a bit of faith.
He’s earned a bit of faith.
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“I could smell the mustard and onions…”
FOOL!
Of course you could!
For you have fallen afoul of the conundrum of that king of capers, that most curious of of criminals, the catastrophically calamitous CONDIMENT KING!
FOOL!
Of course you could!
For you have fallen afoul of the conundrum of that king of capers, that most curious of of criminals, the catastrophically calamitous CONDIMENT KING!
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“I could smell the mustard and onions…”
FOOL!
Of course you could!
For you have fallen afoul of the conundrum of that king of capers, that most curious of of criminals, the catastrophically calamitous CONDIMENT KING!
FOOL!
Of course you could!
For you have fallen afoul of the conundrum of that king of capers, that most curious of of criminals, the catastrophically calamitous CONDIMENT KING!
Happy Halloween to all!
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Happy Halloween to all!
Know how when you were a kid, and you were in school, they’d show some old-timey stuff with SUPER racist depictions of black people, and you’d feel a little sick?
Well, guess what your next generation is going to get that feeling from.
Well, guess what your next generation is going to get that feeling from.
October 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Know how when you were a kid, and you were in school, they’d show some old-timey stuff with SUPER racist depictions of black people, and you’d feel a little sick?
Well, guess what your next generation is going to get that feeling from.
Well, guess what your next generation is going to get that feeling from.
It should be obvious at this point, but it’s important to remember that the American government is now something we live under.
It demonstrates daily it is no longer of, by and for the people, but rather that it, and those in power, are only ‘for’ themselves.
It demonstrates daily it is no longer of, by and for the people, but rather that it, and those in power, are only ‘for’ themselves.
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It should be obvious at this point, but it’s important to remember that the American government is now something we live under.
It demonstrates daily it is no longer of, by and for the people, but rather that it, and those in power, are only ‘for’ themselves.
It demonstrates daily it is no longer of, by and for the people, but rather that it, and those in power, are only ‘for’ themselves.
The secret propulsion system of the flying nun, REVEALED.
My puss is so big it’s not lips it’s LOBES bitch.
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The secret propulsion system of the flying nun, REVEALED.
We’re Catholics.
If we’re not miserable, we’re not happy.
If we’re not miserable, we’re not happy.
why are they torturing the pope
DODGERS MANDATE OF HEAVEN ALERT
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
We’re Catholics.
If we’re not miserable, we’re not happy.
If we’re not miserable, we’re not happy.
Artists! Quote with your night art ✨
(WIP)
(WIP)
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Artists! Quote with your night art ✨
(WIP)
(WIP)
Currently at large.
We suspect Kentucky, but there’s really no way of knowing.
We suspect Kentucky, but there’s really no way of knowing.
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Currently at large.
We suspect Kentucky, but there’s really no way of knowing.
We suspect Kentucky, but there’s really no way of knowing.
Hilarious they both this and the initial article that this is a response to are wrong. Women didn’t work to “reestablish chivalry in the minds of men“.
They did it so that they no longer needed to rely upon notions of chivalry that men had long since abandoned anyway.
They did it so that they no longer needed to rely upon notions of chivalry that men had long since abandoned anyway.
Chivalry died because women wear pants, drink beer and smoke cigarettes. You know... MAN THINGS!
Letters to the editor - Liberty Magazine - 1940
Letters to the editor - Liberty Magazine - 1940
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hilarious they both this and the initial article that this is a response to are wrong. Women didn’t work to “reestablish chivalry in the minds of men“.
They did it so that they no longer needed to rely upon notions of chivalry that men had long since abandoned anyway.
They did it so that they no longer needed to rely upon notions of chivalry that men had long since abandoned anyway.
Where in the FUCK*hurls folding chair against the wall* is my ‘Cones of Dunshire’ movie, GODDAMNIT?
The deal will include an undisclosed number of film and television projects, both live-action and animated.
Netflix Strikes Deal To Develop ‘Catan’ Game Into Film And Television Projects
The deal will include an undisclosed number of film and television projects, both live-action and animated.
www.forbes.com
October 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Where in the FUCK*hurls folding chair against the wall* is my ‘Cones of Dunshire’ movie, GODDAMNIT?
Sadly, this is the unvarnished truth.
All American flags left in his office for more than a fortnight metamorphose until they are emblazoned with a swastika.
All American flags left in his office for more than a fortnight metamorphose until they are emblazoned with a swastika.
lol, now they're saying the Nazi flag is an "optical illusion"
October 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sadly, this is the unvarnished truth.
All American flags left in his office for more than a fortnight metamorphose until they are emblazoned with a swastika.
All American flags left in his office for more than a fortnight metamorphose until they are emblazoned with a swastika.
I call it “The Hollywood Problem”.
Games are a lot like movies; there may be a central creative vision for it, but that vision requires a lot of money and manpower to make it to your screen.
And so, people who aren’t artists wind up making decisions about what gets made based on profit, not merit.
Games are a lot like movies; there may be a central creative vision for it, but that vision requires a lot of money and manpower to make it to your screen.
And so, people who aren’t artists wind up making decisions about what gets made based on profit, not merit.
October 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I call it “The Hollywood Problem”.
Games are a lot like movies; there may be a central creative vision for it, but that vision requires a lot of money and manpower to make it to your screen.
And so, people who aren’t artists wind up making decisions about what gets made based on profit, not merit.
Games are a lot like movies; there may be a central creative vision for it, but that vision requires a lot of money and manpower to make it to your screen.
And so, people who aren’t artists wind up making decisions about what gets made based on profit, not merit.
You fucking kidding me? This silly bitch would leap into it every 20 minutes to demand daddy take her for a drive.
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You fucking kidding me? This silly bitch would leap into it every 20 minutes to demand daddy take her for a drive.
I love the man, though this poster grossly misrepresents the tone of the movie, lol.
Rest in peace, Drew Struzan. His movie posters are much more than marketing. They're some of the finest pop art you'll ever see. Look at this masterpiece:
October 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I love the man, though this poster grossly misrepresents the tone of the movie, lol.
I hear he’s keeping it close, lest JD Vance creep into his bedroom at night to steal his final breath, like he did with the last guy.
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hear he’s keeping it close, lest JD Vance creep into his bedroom at night to steal his final breath, like he did with the last guy.
I know it’s their podcast, but this is also an awesome potential porno title.
It's Friday. You know what that means.
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!!!
Ever wanted to see Peter Faulk drive Alan Arkin crazy? Well, now you can cause this week we're talking about the forgotten classic THE IN-LAWS
Listen Now: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!!!
Ever wanted to see Peter Faulk drive Alan Arkin crazy? Well, now you can cause this week we're talking about the forgotten classic THE IN-LAWS
Listen Now: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I know it’s their podcast, but this is also an awesome potential porno title.
Breaking News-
Car thief says newfangled door locks will put him out of a job.
Car thief says newfangled door locks will put him out of a job.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Breaking News-
Car thief says newfangled door locks will put him out of a job.
Car thief says newfangled door locks will put him out of a job.
So, ‘Silent Hill f’ was an interesting journey.
Session 1-3: “Not bad, but not quite as good as SH2 Remake.”
3-5: “Huh. Ok, so this is cooking. Definitely on par with some of the franchise’s best.”
6-Finale: “This thing’s a goddamn masterpiece and I will blind anyone who says otherwise with a fork
Session 1-3: “Not bad, but not quite as good as SH2 Remake.”
3-5: “Huh. Ok, so this is cooking. Definitely on par with some of the franchise’s best.”
6-Finale: “This thing’s a goddamn masterpiece and I will blind anyone who says otherwise with a fork
October 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
So, ‘Silent Hill f’ was an interesting journey.
Session 1-3: “Not bad, but not quite as good as SH2 Remake.”
3-5: “Huh. Ok, so this is cooking. Definitely on par with some of the franchise’s best.”
6-Finale: “This thing’s a goddamn masterpiece and I will blind anyone who says otherwise with a fork
Session 1-3: “Not bad, but not quite as good as SH2 Remake.”
3-5: “Huh. Ok, so this is cooking. Definitely on par with some of the franchise’s best.”
6-Finale: “This thing’s a goddamn masterpiece and I will blind anyone who says otherwise with a fork
WOOO!
New TTRPG for me to never be able to interest other people in!
New TTRPG for me to never be able to interest other people in!
October 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
WOOO!
New TTRPG for me to never be able to interest other people in!
New TTRPG for me to never be able to interest other people in!
Mine wants them in a tomb next to him, buried within a labyrinth of intricate traps that require thumbs.
Today I dropped off this little fella’s things to a rescue. It took 3 months for me to gather the courage to let go.
He was just the best boy.
But other doggies should be able to enjoy his things. He would like that very much.
He was just the best boy.
But other doggies should be able to enjoy his things. He would like that very much.
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mine wants them in a tomb next to him, buried within a labyrinth of intricate traps that require thumbs.