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Signal Obscura Productions
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Producers of horror and horror-related content!
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I don’t mind writing. A father, absolutely desperate to please his child and unable to find a LaBuBu in time for a Christmas season, begins using crude means to perform dangerous plastic surgeries to turn himself into the beloved toy.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Especially if acknowledging why means acknowledging that it will be received badly because you have been a colossal Choad.
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I mean, if it’s anything other than the year of his emergence cycle, there wouldn’t be any reason for him to run into them.
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dracula gets a lot of credit, but of the two books that were spawned from the same event, Frankenstein is the better written. It has pathos, and some of the most brilliant quotes in science fiction, even to this day.
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I love the idea that he got ‘3 Days of the Condor’d’.
Basically was making a movie that painted Superman as the good guy and Lex as the bad guy, and so he wound up trapped in a pocket dimension.
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Shit, just do what they did in the good old days. Have some developer shout the lines. Wolfenstein 3-D, one of the devs just looked up some random German phrases and put on a crappy accent, and that shits a classic.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That one DOES take the cake, but of the OG era, yeah… STRONG argument for this one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Which is part of why I think it DOES work.
We don’t have to sit there coming up with better theories about what’s going on, only to be disappointed by the ACTUAL reveal; we already know, and here we get to agonize over whether any of these poor suckers will find out before it’s too late.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
*He quietly pulls out a notebook, flipping through pages of doodles of badly drawn stick figures in dresses labeled ‘mommy?’ and the words ‘fuck you, Amuro’ before finally just writing the word ‘Asteroid?!?!?’ and circling it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I made this some poor nerds hyperfocus last weekend, and I regret nothing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Tell me about it. I just spent two weeks trying to figure out how to get a simple high score screen working. Now that I’ve done it once, I grasp all the principles, but it is shocking just how tricky it is to get both a name and highest score to accurately appear, and how many ways it can go wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Mad Max expectations: Australia becomes a blasted hellscape when we run out of oil.

Reality: Australia shrugs, tells the rest of the world they hadn’t noticed, and asks if they need to borrow some ‘leccy.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He’s managed to do with his universe, which should’ve been done years ago; something different. The universe of both this and the alien films is a rich and fascinating one that we barely get to see you because people are so intent on re-creating the first movie in the franchise with different paint.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
She just kinda throws it out whenever people ask her why she’s doing things.
Basically, she meets the villain, he’s hot (and possibly manipulating her mentally) and she goes full tradwife for him.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Oh! Sorry, I thought it was a parody of Ben Garrison.
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I don’t think HE did it so much as it was done in his style.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I feel like the same thing happened with the underrated ‘Sinister 2’.
It’s like Cargill makes one that he knows will feel connected to the real world and will be relatively cheap to shoot, and then he just S P R I N T S if it s a big enough success that he can do a sequel.
Love it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Yeah, the inter connectivity between Apple devices is awesome. Great for when you want to use the pad as a mini-laptop.
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Although, I will say this… He’s got to be aware himself, and the fact that he isn’t backing down is just another reason to vote for him.
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM