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SigmundFrood
@sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network
920 followers 1K following 2.1K posts
Occasionally NSFW (Communist)
He/him they/them
Obsessed with #GIJoe and #Transformers
Show me your #ActionFigures
Free Palestine!
Trans rights are human rights!
Mastodon: @SigmundFrood.social.seattle.wa.us
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they're little bundles of joy that you can't talk to but need to somehow teach complicated concepts to, and they have knives for teeth but don't know it yet. what could go wrong

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T-Rex: People say you can't buy happiness, but they're WRONG! T-Rex: They're WRONG, and I have PROOF! T-Rex: Pets make you happy, and you can buy a puppy. Therefore - Dromiceiomimus: Therefore, money buys happiness. Yes! Dromiceiomimus: I've gotta go, T-Rex - I'm not going to delay being happy for a moment longer! To the federal puppy depository! Utahraptor: But puppies take work! Lots of it, especially at the start! T-Rex: WHAT? Utahraptor: Yes, that's the scam: they're a HUGE amount of work but for some reason past generations just agreed to pretend they're not! And now every our whole culture says they're these wee bundles of joy, and WE pay the price!! T-Rex: But... Dromiceiomimus! SHE JUST WENT TO THE FEDERAL PUPPY DEPOSITORY!! Off panel: Don't worry T-Rex! We're all mature adults here, and I would never enter into such a long-term responsibility with an animal without being prepared! P.S.: it's me, Dromiceiomimus! T-Rex: Thanks, bud! Off panel: I know I'm hard to see from so far away so I just thought I'd specify
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear. Text reads: Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are. Big Dweebs Walking Nutsacks LOSERS Turd-eating Bitch Boys Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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qwantz.com
in truth there are simply two types of people: people of the first type, and people of the other types

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T-Rex: There are so many types of people! And by that I mean "precisely three". Narrator: THE THREE TYPES OF PEOPLE T-Rex: The first type are the people who never forget anyone's name, are completely comfortable at a party where they don't know anyone, and love to work a room. They are angels, and they exist to let us know how far the rest of us have fallen. Dromiceiomimus: Like all angels, they come into your life unexpectedly. T-Rex: To remind you of how bad you are at a party where you don't know anyone, yes. Utahraptor: What's the second type of people? T-Rex: Normal people! T-Rex: We "normies" forget people's names all the time - and even when you think "I've met T-Rex ten times, there's no way he's gonna forget my name" but SURPRISE, because I find a way. This is normal and should be allowed, even celebrated. Utahraptor: Uh-huh. And the third type of people? T-Rex: Catchall category for anyone who doesn't fit into the first two categories. OH SNAP! Now you HAVE to admit that my ontology is PROVABLY true and complete!! Off panel: ...But that doesn't mean it's good. T-Rex: JUST ADMIT THAT I CAPTURED ALL OF THE TYPES OF DUDES IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network
He’s a 10 but ye can only get off listening to Klaus Nomi.
December 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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qwantz.com
you can't spell "sexagesimal" without "ages"! and i have NO IDEA what that implies

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T-Rex: Clocks are in base 24 for hours (0-23) but sometimes they're base 12 with an "am" or "pm" added for clarity! T-Rex: RIDICULOUS. T-Rex: And it gets worse, because MINUTES and SECONDS are base 60! We REPRESENT them in base 10, but come on, we are mixing anywhere from two to four bases here for TIME ITSELF. That is MADNESS! Utahraptor: See, I would've thought you'd be into something called "sexagesimal". T-Rex: NORMALLY, I would be! T-Rex: But some things are even more important than numeral systems with really erotic names. Utahraptor: And now you're going to propose decimal time, and I'm going to say let's get metric done worldwide before we try to REDEFINE TIME ITSELF, and you're going to admit I'm right. T-Rex: Huh! Utahraptor, your summary there saved us minutes of time! Off panel: NORMAL minutes or decimal minutes, T-Rex? T-Rex: *sigh* T-Rex: ... T-Rex: ...Normal minutes
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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qwantz.com
heresy comix

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T-Rex: Responsibilities! Everyone's got 'em. God: NOT EVERYONE'S GOT 'EM T-REX T-Rex: Most of us got 'em! Dromiceiomimus: Hold up, who DOESN'T have responsibilities? T-Rex: God, I guess? Since I think if you imagine God's got this boss that he has to report to, then you're doing a heresy. Dromiceiomimus: Oh dang, yeah, I don't think you're supposed to do that. Even a little ENTRY-LEVEL heresy is pretty bad in certain circles. Utahraptor: Is someone doing full-on heresies in here? T-Rex: Hey, yeah, sorry, that was me! T-Rex: I got a little carried away and maybe created some new heresies. Utahraptor: Dude!! Heresies are the one thing you're NOT supposed to create! T-Rex: I know, I'm sorry! It's my first heresy and, God's hardass boss willing, my last. T-Rex: ...FRIG, THAT'S TWO!!
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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what is this: charcoal mixed with saliva and - is that ANIMAL FAT?! oh boy, when i find out who's doing this they're in SO MUCH TROUBLE

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T-Rex: Kids today are always sneaking into caves! And you know what they're doing in there? T-Rex: I'll TELL you what they're doing! T-Rex: They're painting DEER on the WALLS instead of hunting and gathering with their families! T-Rex: I don't know what to do. I tell them "stop painting deer" and you know what they do? They paint a really stupid-looking deer - seriously, the worst deer you can imagine, a full-on baloney deer - and then they call me into the cave and point at it and say "look, that's you." Dromiceiomimus: Can you see the painting clearly? Isn't it dark? T-Rex: THEY HAVE TORCHES! This is a diss that takes PLANNING and like, INFRASTRUCTURE! T-Rex: I worry about the next generation of kids. I really do! Utahraptor: Same, bud! Utahraptor: I caught some kids today TILLING. They were like "we're gonna plant seeds instead of gathering; this way we can stay in one place instead of moving all the time and can create longer-lasting buildings." T-Rex: INFRASTRUCTURE! It's always the same! WHY do kids love INFRASTRUCTURE so much? Narrator: LATER, IN A CAVE: T-Rex: Dang it! I wanted to come here to sit in the dark and smell bear poop, and now that my eyes have adjusted, you know what I see? T-Rex: DEER! T-Rex: DEER ALL OVER THE FRIGGIN' WALLS
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network
Wearing clothes that didn’t fit when I originally bought them. Hell yes.
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Res maga style hat that says “Donald had Epstein killed”
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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smams.bsky.social
What are you maggot! A reply guy maam! A reply guy? You think you're smart?! Maam Yes maam! If you're so smart then you can count to fifty right?! Maam yes maam! Alright then "reply guy", give me fifty reposts! But- WHAT DID YOU SAY?! BUT?! ARE YOU WORRIED YOU MIGHT FLOOD SOMEONES TIMELINE? THAT YOU MIGHT LOSE ONE OF YOUR 200 FOLLOWERS?! THAT WAS AN ORDER YOU LILLY LIVERED TWO BIT CLOUTLESS EXCUSE FOR A POSTER!! 100 REPOSTS! NOW!!!
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network
What happened to big titty goth gf bowser? Did she go all milkshake duck?
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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moxiest.art
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A white on black typewritten note that reads you made it through the week. that looked really hard. we're really proud of you for not giving up. you're a lot stronger than you give yourself credit for. get some rest. you earned it.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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TINY MOTOCOMPO!
#motocompo #transformers
A very tiny toy of a Honda Motocompo. It’s a boxy black and silver scooter that was made to fold up and store in the back of a Honda City-R.
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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moxiest.art
going to ask Jeeves for some titties
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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qwantz.com
MENSTRUATION IS DIFFERENT, AND ALSO THESE ARE DINOSAURS SO THEY'RE NOT USED TO IT, SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS DINOSAURS IN THIS COMIC IS DEFINITELY PAYING OFF IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE

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T-Rex: True, the body has its many and varied cascading flaws, always shifting and multiplying unpredictably like elements in a kaleidoscope, but there are some things it does well: T-Rex: URINE COLOUR, baby! T-Rex: The colour of your pee can tell you health things! If it's clear, don't drink so much water! If it's dark yellow, drink more water! And if it's cloudy, you've probably got a urinary tract infection! T-Rex: As you can see, carefully observing your own pee is a fun, convenient, and FREE way to check up on your body's status! Utahraptor: Plus if it's red, then there's probably blood in it, which is bad. T-Rex: INDEED. T-Rex: Blood's a special case though, because it's generally bad if your blood's somewhere it's not usually. Utahraptor: Blood in your saliva? T-Rex: BAD. Utahraptor: Blood in your eyeballs? T-Rex: BAD. Off panel: Blood all over your macaroni and cheese? T-Rex: NOT GREAT, BUD. Off panel: ...Oh frig. I've - Off panel: I need to go
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
A freakish 9 foot tall golem made from the items listed in the song My Favorite Things, running ripshit around Europe killing Nazis.
September 16, 2023 at 2:05 PM
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qwantz.com
the image of the earth is off-screen. and big. real pretty. honestly it's a shame you can't see it

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T-Rex: Ah yes - time for me to walk in a big loop, returning home with nothing to show for it... T-Rex: ...despite hours and hours of effort?? Dromiceiomimus: Ah, hiking. You're talking about hiking, right, perhaps the exemplar for "it's the journey not the destination"? T-Rex: Indeed I am, Dromiceiomimus! Dromiceiomimus: And don't you value, I don't know - escaping into the woods and looking at trees? T-Rex: A proper image search can show me orders of magnitude more trees than can be seen on ANY hike!! Utahraptor: Yes, but - T-Rex: I'm serious, I can look at a photo of a forest and see more trees than I'd see on ANY hike. Heck, I can look at a photo of both sides of Earth and TECHNICALLY be looking at EVERY TREE in the KNOWN UNIVERSE! In fact, I'm going to do that right now!! Narrator: SHORTLY: T-Rex: FRIG, it's too low-resolution to see any trees! Off panel: So hey, you wanna spend a pleasant afternoon walking in the woods with friends instead? T-Rex: Eugh T-Rex: FINE
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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qwantz.com
to answer your question: yes, the pumpkins ARE out of season and look it

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T-Rex: Attention, single ladies! Good news: I'm AVAILABLE for DATING that can lead to both SMOOCHING and to DEEP HAPPINESS! T-Rex: "Can", not necessarily "will", but it's worth a shot!! Dromiceiomimus: These days anyone can see thousands of singles in our area looking for love. What do YOU offer than nobody else does? T-Rex: I'm handsome! Dromiceiomimus: Lots of people are! T-Rex: I'm funny! Dromiceiomimus: Lots of people are! T-Rex: DANG. Dating IS hard! Utahraptor: You just need to make yourself unique! T-Rex: Oh heck, is that all? T-Rex: DONE, easy. I'm now the ONLY guy in town who doesn't use lexicalized contractions. You know, the ones that are so normalized we've forgotten what they ACTUALLY stand for. Utahraptor: Really? T-Rex: YES! As of now, as of nine of the clock this morning! Narrator: AND THUS: T-Rex: Ladies, I have some pumpkins at my place! Hang out with ME tonight and we can carve Jacks of the lantern!! Off panel: Oh right, that's what "jack o'lantern" stands for. Off panel: I'm INTRIGUED... and possibly SEDUCED!
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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You have 2 hours to get a really good deal on a Transformer that has a Motocompo accessory

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Transformers Masterpiece - MP-53+ Senator Crosscut
Transformers Masterpiece - MP-53+ Senator Crosscut
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November 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
collab with @moxiest.art at the table heads up. Thank you mox you are the best
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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qwantz.com
man i HATE it when i respawn as a baby in the hospital at the very start of my life, and then some jabroni makes me die on the very first goomba

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Devil: MMM GREETINGS T-REX T-Rex: The Devil! Devil: INDEED Devil: AND I COME TO YOU WITH A PROPOSAL Devil: I BELIEVE WE SHOULD MAKE REAL LIFE MORE LIKE VIDEO GAMES T-Rex: Love it! I can't wait to eat a whole roast chicken that I find just sitting inside a wall, or in a trash can, and it restores my health. I say this with absolute sincerity: I truly look forward to all my health care needs being met by eating big ol' chickens. Utahraptor: Life's gonna be more like video games from now on? T-Rex: It sure will!! Utahraptor: Oh thank goodness. Thank goodness. I, in contrast, truly look forward to leaving my house on day and the sun coming alive and swooping down and trying to kill me. It was a perfect plot twist in Mario 3, and it will be a perfect plot twist in real life too. Utahraptor: Can't wait. Off panel: Plus, when we die, we'll get to play our whole lives over again! Only our younger siblings might be playing as us, because Mom says its their turn now. T-Rex: EUGH T-Rex: They're gonna screw EVERYTHING UP
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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fixing this is going to require some... re-training

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T-Rex: The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it! [[blank]] Narrator: THE END Utahraptor: Oh my GOD, T-Rex, I hate how long it took me to get that. T-Rex: Huh? Utahraptor: "Fine for misuse"! It took a bit to realize you're intentionally reading "fine" in the "acceptable" sense. For jokes! T-Rex: Wait, what other sense does it have? Utahraptor: The penalty sense? The sense where if you misuse it, they track you down and it costs you money? T-Rex: Oh! T-Rex: OH. T-Rex: ....OH NO.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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@freeintheforest.bsky.social what’s this list I’m on?
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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qwantz.com
i've heard of a "critical failure", but this is ridiculous

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T-Rex: Our lives are finite, and one day they will end - possibly suddenly AND by surprise! T-Rex: Whoops! T-Rex: Really sorry if you're just hearing this now for the first time!! T-Rex: Anyway, that's Fact One. Fact Two is that there are more movies than we can watch in a lifetime, more games than we can ever play in a lifetime, more books than we can read in a DOZEN lifetimes. EVERY SINGLE TIME we choose to enjoy one instance of art, we're shutting out dozens, hundreds more - media that we will NEVER ENJOY! T-Rex: The clock's ticking, babies! Hope you choose well, because there's no second chances! Utahraptor: Sure, T-Rex! Utahraptor: But that's what CRITICS are for: they spend THEIR finite lives reviewing TONS and TONS of material, so that WE can spend more of OUR finite lives on the good stuff! The word "hero" gets thrown around a lot these days, but in this case, it DEFINITELY applies to critics. T-Rex: Damn. So true! Narrator: PS: DON'T FORGET TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT DINOSAUR COMICS AND HOW YOU THINK IT'S SUPER COOL AND GREAT! BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S BAD, THEN UH, I GUESS IGNORE THIS PRO-CRITICS COMIC AND JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE YOUR OPINIONS EVER AGAIN Narrator: IT'LL BE FINE, I PROMISE
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM